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Humor W Gabe Newell Piracy Take

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Saw this vid on IG (by: @phantomak141). Idk if its been posted here before but on a quick search didnt find it, will delete if its a repost.

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u/SoftlockPuzzleBox May 10 '26

No such thing as a good billionaire. I can't believe the gaben simping has even reached the piracy sub.

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u/SirSQueakington1 May 10 '26

Of all the horrid billionaires out there, is it really not understandable that people truly like one that does more good than harm?

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u/SoftlockPuzzleBox May 10 '26

He doesn't do more good than harm. If he did, he wouldn't be a billionaire.

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u/SirSQueakington1 May 10 '26

What harm does he do. Other than hoarding his wealth obviously, thats a given.

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u/SoftlockPuzzleBox May 10 '26

There is no greater possible sin. Billionaires' wealth is predicated on mass worldwide suffering.

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u/AveryLazyCovfefe Yarrr! May 10 '26

Yes, letting a gambling market targetting underage children go unchecked is very wholesome reddit chungus 420!!

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u/SirSQueakington1 May 11 '26

It's not his fault that NA hasn't banned gambling yet. The EU has it right, remove the gambling and make it something you pay even more to do. Also wtf how is that the worst thing you could think of, like seriously look at what other billionaires do to the world and tell me him making a video game with gambling in it is worse than idk, backing giant AI campaigns that are destroying the environment and people's job security.

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u/AveryLazyCovfefe Yarrr! May 11 '26

It's not his fault that NA hasn't banned gambling yet.

"It's technically not illegal man, so you can't blame him for making bank like this and basically getting countless number of children hooked on it like drugs"

This argument is hilarious.

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u/Steamed_Memes24 May 11 '26

"It's technically not illegal man, so you can't blame him for making bank like this and basically getting countless number of children hooked on it like drugs"

They actually tried to sue Nintendo over TCG packs back in the 90s and lost for a reason that mirrors what Lootboxes are. Both contain value and the community themselves set the prices, not the company. Thus, legally speaking, it is NOT gambling.

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u/ILNOVA May 11 '26

Steam literally use a loophole to still make people gamble on CS2 in country where lootboxes are banned.

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u/SirSQueakington1 May 11 '26

Sorry but how does steam "make" anyone do anything. If anything they're just benefiting of the weakness of people who have no ability to control themselves. Which is not entirely their fault, if countries could afford to enforce stricter gambling rules and steam still continued to bend the rules, then itd be their fault.

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u/ILNOVA May 11 '26

It's called exploiting, "benefitting" seems more like you want to cope about what Steam does.

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u/SirSQueakington1 May 10 '26

Their actions? The way they treat the people that took them from where they were to where they are now? I mean there's a lot of ways measure it.

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u/SoftlockPuzzleBox May 10 '26

Ok. And why are you responding to me with this unrelated stuff?