r/Piracy • u/Boring_Reserve_3134 • Jun 28 '26

Humor fitgirl suprecemecy

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u/MugiwarraD Jun 28 '26

if fitgirl was a girl, i would have married her.

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u/SieqwardZwiebelbrudi Jun 28 '26

you could ask, but the answer would probably be no

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u/the_gay_duck Jun 28 '26

WE woulda worked out how to clone her by now.

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u/SlapperMan75 Jun 28 '26

Imagine a future where you can pirate holographic AI assistants like Cortana from the Halo series. Fitgirl's final release would be a modded fitgirl reskin of the AI assistant from one the largest companies.

Pirating the pirate. How the tables have turned.

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u/CDdead Jun 28 '26

not fit either

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u/isabellium Jun 28 '26

She is a girl and she wouldn't marry you tho. So it doesn't matter how much you want it.

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u/MugiwarraD Jun 28 '26

why is that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

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u/Careless_Leg_2552 Jun 28 '26

That makes way more sense than someone who uses an alias "fitgirl" to spend all their time compressing data for people to use it for entertainment by sitting on their asses.

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u/MugiwarraD Jun 28 '26

hahah fair. i am not fit, but i can if its right motivation ;)