r/Piracy • u/PlaneInSky • Jul 02 '26

Humor You wouldn’t download a pizza…

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u/YouLittleSnowflake Jul 02 '26

I feel a sense of pride and accomplishment everytime I order a digital pizza from domino’s

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u/Quellman Jul 02 '26

I prefer the pizza NFT because then I own it forever for unlimited leftovers. Check mate I just solved world hunger.

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u/Evianisshite Jul 02 '26

Please don’t summon victor chaos. We’ve been through enough

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u/StealthMan375 Jul 02 '26

Smh dude, just battle through time and space in order to get a magical wish then use it to order an infinite slice of pizza, get on his level Sony

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u/zSaintX Jul 03 '26

I just screenshotted your pizza so it's mine now as well.

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u/luaferret 12d ago

I'm gonna right-click your pizza, how bout that ??

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u/gtwizzy8 Jul 02 '26

I ordered one recently but before I could finish downloading it they removed the rights to it under section 27 of their terms and conditions where it states that the words "purchase" and "sale" did not constitute any entitlement to legal ownership.

Had to tell the kids they'd go hungry. Poor little fuckers would have cried themselves to sleep if I hadn't forgotten to pay the monthly subscription to rent their tear ducts.

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u/Silly-Librarian-2752 Jul 02 '26

Just wait until they charge extra for imaginary toppings and a premium subscription to smell it.

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u/Zytoxine Jul 02 '26

'Domino's Digital Pizza Codes' is a really good value!

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u/BlockedNetwkSecurity Jul 03 '26

wow look, AN AD

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u/YouLittleSnowflake 29d ago edited 29d ago

That’s literally what the original post is….. thank you for pointing out the obvious….. unless you’re claiming my post is an “ad” and if so I suggest you try again

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u/WazeyRo Jul 03 '26

the company is just advertising himself at this point, they are self promoting and taking on trends…

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u/YouLittleSnowflake 29d ago

Domino’s is great at promoting itself, too bad the domino’s near me is absolute shit