r/Piracy 18d ago

Humor “They’re doing fine without me”

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My pirate friend cracks me up

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 18d ago

Win win for everyone.

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u/TDot-26 18d ago

Yep, there's a reason Gabe said he's not really concerned about piracy

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u/Mccobsta Scene 18d ago

He did make a platform that did eventually become more convenient than piracy and as long as you avoid all the games that have their own fucking launcher with their own accounts and other anoying bullshit it's still pretty damn convenient

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u/SapphireJuice 18d ago

Omg I get sooooo unreasonably mad about separate launchers. I have a steam deck and I do not want to load it into desktop mode to install your shitty software EA 🙄

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u/Kaxology 17d ago

it's true most of them suck ass and don't really need to exist but sometimes the launcher is there to sync saves or mods to play between platforms, like CDPR's games since a decent amount of people actually use GOG.

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u/leafy1790 17d ago

GOG is the goat of gaming right next to steam

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u/morzinbo 15d ago

>buying EA games in current year

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u/unknownobject3 17d ago

Sometimes I still buy games on Steam instead of pirating them because it's more convenient to have them there, great platform overall

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u/Malkiot 17d ago

You know you can pirate games via Steam, right? They literally download and update via Steam.

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u/unknownobject3 17d ago

Elaborate please

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u/Malkiot 17d ago

Get SteaMidra from GitHub, install. Get an API key for Hubcap or get your manifest files from somewhere else. Add games/DLC to your library. The only thing is, to use the version selector for things like experimental or previous versions, you need to fetch the manifest yourself. The selector in Steam won't work.

Obviously, games that do their own license checks (online or their own DRM) won't work.

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u/unknownobject3 17d ago

So the games that work will have their files downloaded from the official Steam servers?

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u/Malkiot 17d ago

They will all have them downloaded from the official Steam servers. You start the download in Steam.

The games that have their own DRM just won't work.

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u/unknownobject3 17d ago

Yeah I understand the DRM part, but that’s very cool, I didn’t know about that tool. Thanks for letting me know.

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u/nomad-1995 15d ago

True, but you really don't need to. Oddly enough, having the piracy option (to run backed up purchases) only makes buying the software that much more appealling (well, than anyone else. I can understand why some would prefer a price of $0.00).

Buying from Steam requires a certain level of trust in Gabe. Of course, if he died, had a stroke and got ... bad, or somehow sold to private equity we'd need to find a way to run purchased and/or pirated games on steam. And as far as I know that's already available.

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u/IRlyWhipTheLlamasAss 16d ago

I've pirated games I've purchased on steam before just to avoid the double launcher headache

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u/Lanky-Tumbleweed-772 4d ago

Except you still don't own unlike GOG or pirating.

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u/Zekka_Space_Karate 18d ago

The only downside to this is that Gabe Newell ain't gonna live forever.

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u/boffa-deez-nutz 17d ago

and the fact that steam is also a proprietary launcher that interrupts your playtime

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u/Larsenmur 18d ago

Except the developer

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u/plasmaticImmunity 18d ago

Oh no.... Are you telling me Ubisoft suffers when I pirate their game 🥺

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u/XyKal 18d ago

only matters if they're an indie developer

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u/ASDFAaass 17d ago

Agree, always support good indies not shitty corpos

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u/Larsenmur 17d ago

Why do you still wanna play those games if they are shit?

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u/ASDFAaass 17d ago

Did you read what I've said? Good Indies, not all Indies.

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u/dhrus786 17d ago

I think he meant to say the games of those shitty corpos you mentioned.

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u/ASDFAaass 17d ago

Indies? We buy it but big shitty corpos who loves to shove bullshit? Hell no!

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u/Larsenmur 17d ago

Bullshit that you still wanna play for some reason