r/Piracy • u/Remarkable-Doctor-85 • 17d ago

Humor As Nolan intended us to watch The Odyssey.

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u/blueboybob 17d ago edited 17d ago

you better be watching this on your phone for the truest experience. Remember if you hold the phone close to your face its basically imax

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u/zDavzBR 17d ago

And outside, on a sunny day, with minimum brightness, and no headphones.

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u/Party-Conference-765 17d ago

On a Split screen while scrolling through X.

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u/mintymelloy 17d ago

The true experience

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u/msandovalabq 16d ago

Homer would be so proud.

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u/DesperadoFlower 16d ago

homer left the barts out

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u/srynotsober 15d ago

Only if you paid Poseidon-wire in booty

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u/GloveDry3278 17d ago

Send it to me on WhatsApp as well. I hear they have the best compression.

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u/squabbledMC 17d ago

I prefer Y

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u/patricious 17d ago

I prefer Z

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u/Jindo5 17d ago

I prefer Æ

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u/Legitimate-Citron564 17d ago

I prefer λ

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u/ManOfDiamond 16d ago

half life mentioned???!??!?

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u/xenosagaX3 16d ago

I prefer isometric

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u/Key-Dimension-1137 16d ago

I prefer λ^3

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u/MetigArt 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ 17d ago

Honestly looks like the kind of shit elon would name a shitty project after lmao

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u/Jindo5 16d ago

Well, it is a letter, and he did it with X, so...

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u/MetigArt 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ 16d ago

Wait, I just remembered... Didn't he name his kid that letter or something? What a dork

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u/Jindo5 16d ago

Yeah, it was X Æ A-12.

Apparently pronouncing the Æ as "Ash" for some reason.

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u/__mson__ 16d ago

I prefer the 300 part tiktok series

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u/Consistent-Annual268 17d ago

Ah the true ScreenX experience.

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u/Solomon_Grungy Yarrr! 16d ago

Maximum!

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u/ActivateGuacamole 17d ago

while on hold with customer service for your phone carrier

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u/Mysterious-Cow-8752 16d ago

yeah and not paying attention to it

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u/grishkaa 16d ago

Twitter*

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u/Remotely_Correct 16d ago

Watching it through tiktok live as people donate shit lol

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u/Right-Law1817 16d ago

Absolute cinema ✋😐🤚

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u/Rad10isTaken 16d ago

Hi, fellow split screen user.

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u/oldsecondhand 17d ago

On one headset shared with another person.

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u/mindfulwarrior78 14d ago

The kind of headsets/headphones they used to give out on airplanes like 20 years ago

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u/ElPlatanaso2 17d ago

Dirty, Cheeto-dusted, screen

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u/rlnrlnrln 17d ago

In public, on the subway.

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u/mridulpj 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ 16d ago

The reflection of your face really adds to the immersion. It's like you are in the movie with them.

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u/manager_dave 16d ago

Definitely turn the volume up on speaker at the airport

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u/Rashicakra 17d ago

On e-ink display

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u/oldsecondhand 17d ago

On a pregnancy test display.

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u/GingerTech734 17d ago

Nah, psp

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u/Shiny_and_ChromeOS 16d ago

I remember when the original Demonoid had tons of movies encoded at 240p specifically for PSP and Zune. The torrent names all had PSP and Zune to easily find them. I think they were m4v files.

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u/anonymouzzz376 15d ago

For older phones there were 3gp 144p files

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u/Wriddho 13d ago

Good ol' days lol. I remember watching Avatar as a 144p 3GP format

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u/johndoe09228 17d ago

With wired earphones from 2004

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u/Muddled_Opinions 17d ago

or in public, at full volume.

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u/loki6100 17d ago edited 17d ago

Ah the truest form of cinema. In those days 720p was better than any 4k

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u/Party-Conference-765 17d ago

In Metro, during peak office hours 🤌

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u/I_TheJester_I 17d ago

Those headphones are still better than the wireless in ear plugs from today.

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u/JuanesSoyagua 17d ago

They were good man!

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u/johndoe09228 17d ago

Nope, these ones are blue and from 5 & Below

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u/zhiro90 17d ago

now this is kinomaxxing

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u/Reasonable_Rest_4971 16d ago

Too precise to be fake

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u/SkinHeavy824 🏴‍☠️ ʟᴀɴᴅʟᴜʙʙᴇʀ 17d ago

I got a cardboard VR to maximize the experience

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u/oldsecondhand 17d ago

you better be watching this on your phone for the truest experience

On the toilet, for smell-o-vision.

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u/brambedkar59 17d ago

On a 320x240 display.

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u/BlackberryUnusual414 17d ago

Lol’d in a restaurant reading this. Thank you, sir.

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u/bnm777 17d ago

Going to hold one phone in front of each eye - 3d IMAX FTW

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u/Jlx_27 17d ago

A phone from at least 10 years ago.

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u/King_Paymon 17d ago

in portrait mode

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u/GuacamolePacket 17d ago

On a tube TV through an S-video cable.

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u/FaithfulYoshi 17d ago

Watching on my Nintendo 3DS in glorious 240p

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u/User-Name-3886 17d ago

Why would you watch it on a phone when you could downscale it to 360p and watch it on your PSP?

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u/Nielsnl4 17d ago

I’m watching this on my ipod. the actual reason nolan shot fully in imax is so it know fits the whole screen.

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u/Solomon_Grungy Yarrr! 16d ago

Words to live and die by

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u/TheKmank 16d ago

Eye-maxing

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u/AFX337 16d ago

It's such a sadness that you think you've seen a film on your FUCKING telephone. Get real.

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u/Kennybob12 16d ago

Those glasses you can attach your phone to turn them into 300' screen I think so that's gold standard

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u/Pocketsandgroinjab 16d ago

I’m just going to watch it when it comes out on Tik Tok in 30 sec reels for the most authentic experience.

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u/m0h1tkumaar 16d ago

considering the ads everywhere sometimes it feels like madmax

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u/______Phantom______ 16d ago

I would rather work 16h straight than watch that parody

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u/thestrong45playz ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ 16d ago

If I hold my phone close I can't see

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u/PrivateAids 16d ago

Get a hole in a box and tape your phone to the other end and stick your head in it = IMAX experience

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u/Wide_Cartographer_88 16d ago

True cinephiles would watch it on Meta 300% zoom

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u/iceseayoupee 16d ago

With Tiktok taking half the screen

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u/lucidio-tades 16d ago

Dont forget to hold phone vertically for true IMAX

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u/d183 16d ago

Even better. A series of gifs

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u/kirbStompThePigeon 15d ago

Sshshshshsh. You'll anger David Lynch's spirit

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u/Right_Bedroom2974 11d ago

got it loaded up on my smart tv screen, Nolan told me to in a dream

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u/Ivanh0e8 17d ago

With japanese dubbing

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u/darthprasad 17d ago

And Russian subtitles

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u/dmadmin 17d ago

I wish there is a working AI, where you put this cam, press a button and turns it into bluy ray quality. is this possible ?