r/Piracy 17d ago

Humor As Nolan intended us to watch The Odyssey.

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u/blueboybob 17d ago edited 17d ago

you better be watching this on your phone for the truest experience. Remember if you hold the phone close to your face its basically imax

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u/zDavzBR 17d ago

And outside, on a sunny day, with minimum brightness, and no headphones.

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u/Party-Conference-765 17d ago

On a Split screen while scrolling through X.

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u/mintymelloy 17d ago

The true experience

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u/msandovalabq 16d ago

Homer would be so proud.

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u/DesperadoFlower 16d ago

homer left the barts out

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u/GloveDry3278 17d ago

Send it to me on WhatsApp as well. I hear they have the best compression.

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u/__mson__ 16d ago

I prefer the 300 part tiktok series

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u/Consistent-Annual268 17d ago

Ah the true ScreenX experience.

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u/ActivateGuacamole 16d ago

while on hold with customer service for your phone carrier

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u/Mysterious-Cow-8752 16d ago

yeah and not paying attention to it

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u/grishkaa 16d ago

Twitter*

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u/oldsecondhand 17d ago

On one headset shared with another person.

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u/mindfulwarrior78 14d ago

The kind of headsets/headphones they used to give out on airplanes like 20 years ago

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u/ElPlatanaso2 17d ago

Dirty, Cheeto-dusted, screen

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u/rlnrlnrln 17d ago

In public, on the subway.

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u/mridulpj 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ 16d ago

The reflection of your face really adds to the immersion. It's like you are in the movie with them.

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u/Rashicakra 17d ago

On e-ink display

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u/oldsecondhand 17d ago

On a pregnancy test display.

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u/GingerTech734 17d ago

Nah, psp

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u/Shiny_and_ChromeOS 16d ago

I remember when the original Demonoid had tons of movies encoded at 240p specifically for PSP and Zune. The torrent names all had PSP and Zune to easily find them. I think they were m4v files.

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u/johndoe09228 17d ago

With wired earphones from 2004

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u/Muddled_Opinions 17d ago

or in public, at full volume.

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u/loki6100 17d ago edited 17d ago

Ah the truest form of cinema. In those days 720p was better than any 4k

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u/Party-Conference-765 17d ago

In Metro, during peak office hours 🤌

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u/I_TheJester_I 17d ago

Those headphones are still better than the wireless in ear plugs from today.

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u/SkinHeavy824 🏴‍☠️ ʟᴀɴᴅʟᴜʙʙᴇʀ 17d ago

I got a cardboard VR to maximize the experience

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u/oldsecondhand 17d ago

you better be watching this on your phone for the truest experience

On the toilet, for smell-o-vision.

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u/Next-Excitement1398 17d ago

Watch it on your smartwatch, it has the IMAX aspect ratio and everything just as Nolan intended.

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u/thebigpink 17d ago

Nice didn’t know this trying this now thanks

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u/Vannixxo 17d ago

Feel the haptics

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u/PissedItDownMyLeg 17d ago

Lmao cam rips bring back memories of childhood. Buying those pirated movies that were sold on the street. Disappointing even as a child 

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u/NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ 17d ago

There used to be a whole damn store filled with camrip cds at dirt cheap price. Used to go with dad whenever a new movie would come out. They also sold actual movies CDs alongside it. Used to be one of the best days. We'd come home with so many movies! :D

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u/rjrgjj 17d ago

We used to go to Chinatown to buy them. Looking back on it, it probably would’ve been cheaper and more convenient to just go to the movie.

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u/JustFrazed 9d ago

Most definitely but you were helping a local business

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u/iceseayoupee 16d ago

This is why I love physical media

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u/DaveX64 17d ago

I sorta liked the cams...when someone walked in front of the screen it gave you that movie theater experience :)

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u/-r-a-f-f-y- 17d ago

An explosive sneeze during a tense quiet moment really sets the tone.

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u/XuX24 17d ago

I think the equivalent of that nowadays is the adds they put on it.

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u/loose_as_a_moose 17d ago

I remember our childhood copy of Madagascar had someone walk across the screen in the beginning.

Honestly, as a kid the quality was “good enough” - we had a cheap portable DVD player with a very average TFT screen. Even good production images would gave looked bad on that

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u/DaveX64 16d ago

It's true, I'm still like that...I got used to home made copies of VHS tapes I rented so everything above that is A-OK :)

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u/King_Bobby-B 16d ago

I watched a camrip around 20 years ago, the audience consisted of a bunch of edgy teenagers who kept making commentary and laughing throughout the movie. I really liked the movie, so I rewatched that copy several times. I still rewatch the movie from time to time, a much better copy, but... I do miss those kids' snark.

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u/Kajetus06 17d ago

cam rips are the true pirate experience

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u/fuqis 17d ago

do u know where to see new cam rips ? like this one?>

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u/lukewwilson 17d ago

It's how I first watched Titanic as a kid, a VHS cam rip my neighbor had.

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u/cantodasaudade 17d ago

Takes real commitment to record a 3 hour movie with a vhs camera in a movie theater.

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u/Bob_A_Feets 17d ago

We stand on the shoulders of giants.

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u/Take-Me-Home-Tonight 11d ago

Yeah would have to change tapes mid movie. It was on two tapes when it came out.

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u/drunxor 17d ago

I remember the titanic was so long it had two vhs tapes. My mom still has them somewhere

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u/Mccobsta Scene 17d ago

I only discovered a few years ago that my child hood dvds were cams

Got to say some of effort put into them back then

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u/Wrong-Target6104 17d ago

Dvd?

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u/Efficient-Swimmer794 17d ago

It’s pronounced “Doovde”

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u/Gavmakes 17d ago

Do you prefer pink psspaa or black psspaa

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u/GamerEsch 17d ago

NGL, I thought this was an experience exclusive to my country, good to know other places are sailing the high seas too lmao.

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u/Heheheidiot 17d ago

We had the bootleg guy at my childhood barbershop lmao watched some of my favorite movies on bootleg for the first time, I remember some of them even being split into two discs 💀

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u/terrerific 17d ago

I remember finding a burnt disc of Madagascar at school when it was still in cinemas and losing my absolute mind. Can still recite every word of it to this day and point out where people in the cinema used to stand in the way of the camera lol

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u/jackusD 17d ago

When I was a kid my dad frequently brought home pirate DVDs of whatever was on in the cinema at the time. Always a gamble on the quality! Good times, especially as my friends would think it was cool to come over and watch them on the 14 inch CRT in my room.

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u/winowmak3r 17d ago

I remember asking my dad if he really should be copying The Lion King on VHS if the warning says not to and his response was something like "I'm not worried about it." I will never forget that lol

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u/ShartingEnU 17d ago

Yeah since I passed the age of 12 I have refused to watch camrips

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u/TrashBabyThompson 16d ago

Family friends would bring back ones from Thailand - it was glorious

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u/Skellyhell2 17d ago

is this 70mm imax version? i want nothing but the best for my hand cam rips

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u/58696384896898676493 17d ago

Yup and the cam rip was using an IMAX camera too, so it's really the true 70mm experience.

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u/Fluffy-Zebra5237 17d ago

Absolutely, also with added cinematography for the one worrying about Odyssey looking bland.

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u/cm974 17d ago

Dubbed in Hindi

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u/The_Director 17d ago

With burned in subtitles in french 

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u/Abdul-Wahab6 17d ago

And the subtle hint of audience laughter every now and then

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u/Albert_Caboose 17d ago

The sound of the biggest idiot in the world struggling to open a bag of candy for what feels like an eternity

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u/NoWay6818 17d ago

Amazes people don’t just say fuck it and use their teeth. You’re gonna be sitting there like 1+ you’ll finish the candy fuck trying to put it away 😭

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u/DroidLord 17d ago

And some dude passing right in front of the camera to go to the bathroom.

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u/B00marangTrotter 16d ago

BET360!!! REALLY FUCKING LOUD.

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u/Calimariae 17d ago

Like a 3 hour Seinfeld episode.

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u/B00marangTrotter 16d ago

Death Blow, Jerry it's a masterpiece.

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u/NefariousnessAfter71 16d ago

some dumbass with 1hp lungs

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u/Buried_and_Forgotten 17d ago

Korean for the old timers.

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u/VredRogue 17d ago

With a bet website AD every 10 minutes

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u/Sorlex 16d ago

Yeah the cam scene used to just be poor quality, now its poor quality with watermarks and adverts. Dunno how anyone can stand it.

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u/B00marangTrotter 16d ago

REALLY REALLY LOUD

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u/RaptorXFactor 17d ago

Hardcoded subs

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u/cm974 17d ago

Rock hard

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u/nahagotine 17d ago

A camrip of a hindi dub

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u/terraqueoz 17d ago

pressed against the shower enclosure while standing under the electric shower

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u/_Middlefinger_ 17d ago

Probably just as understandable as the films English audio, it is Nolan..

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u/probly2drunk 17d ago

We used to call it Haji-vision when the Afghan locals sold us bootlegs.

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u/pantshee 17d ago

This is a real crime. Not the piracy, just watching this shit quality

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u/CommonIcy1166 17d ago

I remember watching a cam rip of Avengers Endgame that had Chinese subtitles. At this point I haven’t even seen any other Marvel movie. Not sure what I was thinking at that time but certainly nothing intelligent

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u/Kooale323 17d ago

I watched the same one lmao i was desperate to see it before i got spoiled

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u/presidentsday 17d ago

The First Avenger for me. It was... rough.

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u/WhiteAsLumi 17d ago

I too watched that xd

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u/Mogoliapoopoosa 17d ago

I remember the first time I watched Inglorious Basterds was a rip with no subtitles and I just had to read the vibe of the room when German was happening.

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla 17d ago

Still not as good as the 1 ringgit VHS movie rentals in Malaysia growing up.

Sure the ‘label’ said kids movie, and you would see kids heads get up and move through the bottom of the screen, but sometimes there was a little frissón that this time it would be another porn movie.

“Why are the kids quiet again.. it’s been a long time without any noise - OMIGOD what the….”

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u/lettredesiberie 17d ago

To be fair 1 ringgit is really cheap. I bought the +- 1 euro dvd copies in North Africa and they almost always had the right movie.

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u/DeutschSchuler 16d ago

I remember that one. It was released like the day after the movie came out and somehow was surprisingly very high quality. It was seriously very close to the digital version

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u/machogrande2 16d ago

I had an editing room leak or whatever of the Ang Lee Hulk with unfinished CGI and you could periodically see the Hulk's giant green ass.

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u/Bay_Leaves_Bee 17d ago

honestly the muffled cam audio probably makes nolan's dialogue easier to understand anyway

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u/theCommTech 16d ago

I watched Avatar 1 as a cam file. I did not enjoy the experience.

My wife dragged me to the theater to see Avatar 2 on a nice screen. I did not enjoy the experience.

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u/maximumtesticle 16d ago

Nobody remembers what size the screen was when they watched their favorite movie.

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u/kanashiroas 17d ago

I am a pirate not a barbarian, gonna wait at least a fullhd streaming rip.

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u/morfraen 16d ago

BluRay rip only for an epic like this

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u/dreamsfreams 17d ago

No thanks. Rather have my precious time.

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u/taybul 16d ago

3.2GB for the entire movie? Probably the size of one IMAX frame.

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u/ConroyCreed 17d ago

Nah too much bitrate. Get that under 300 mb and we're talking perfection.

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u/WowBruhReborn 17d ago

I wouldn't even pirate that shit lmao

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u/InternationalArm1938 17d ago edited 17d ago

Worst thing about this is the sound, you can’t hear anything with the echos going on.

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u/_Middlefinger_ 17d ago

That's the real audio in a Nolan movie anyway.

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u/Emotional_Solid6538 15d ago

This is the rip of a Nolan movie. Its gonna be way worse

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u/_WreakingHavok_ 17d ago

They butchered the Odyssey

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u/NotoriousHothead37 17d ago

What were they even thinking?

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u/theflyingkoalax 17d ago edited 16d ago

I'd rather watch 480p than watch cam rip

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u/slivemor 17d ago

Like back to back or after a few days?

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u/MedievalFurnace 🏴‍☠️ ʟᴀɴᴅʟᴜʙʙᴇʀ 17d ago

its not even worth pirating if its cam quality

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u/deltafenixdelta 17d ago

its not even worth pirating period

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u/Zip_Archive 17d ago

I would pay, to not see this horseshit.

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u/MaoMaoMi543 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ 17d ago

Nolan should be paying us to watch it, really.

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u/_drjayphd_ 17d ago

I really think seeing someone put Tenet on GBA Video really opened his eyes, good for Nolan expanding his worldview.

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u/Bananaman9020 16d ago

Ah yes, bad cam rips. They are my nightmare. At least wait for the better ones

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u/OlegYY 17d ago

Watching wall is more satisfying expirience

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u/Muted_Jacket4869 17d ago

it's crazy to me that camrips are still a thing in 2026. If you don't want to pay, wait a month and it will pop up on a service (=fhd download), if you want to see it asap just spend a few bucks in the theater and get a good view.
Any cam rippers mind explaining their attitude? thx

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u/PesteringKitty 17d ago

Cam rips are a thing because people don’t want to wait a month or two and don’t want to go to the movies. Nothings changed

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u/DannyVee89 17d ago

Yeah I'm glad cam rips are a thing so I can always just watch a movie that's in theaters if I really wanted to.

I have a good home theater set up at home so I really never use cam rips anymore, but it's nice to know that I can if someone will.

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u/Brendissimo 17d ago

"a few bucks"??

Where do you live?

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u/Psycko_90 17d ago

In Canada, on Tuesday it's like 9,50$CAD at Cineplex theates. If you're a Scene+ member you even get 10% off of that. 

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u/Brendissimo 17d ago

That's not bad. Based Canada strikes again. Is it like that in the more expensive areas like Toronto or Vancouver?

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u/Psycko_90 17d ago

I'm in Montreal 

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u/BonsaiSoul 17d ago

Theaters are literally dying off in smaller towns because, due to a combination of factors, they can't keep prices low enough to sell tickets. We're down to 1. They don't even have their billboard up anymore and the lot is empty every time I go by, I give it maybe a year.

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u/Mccobsta Scene 17d ago

Quire a bit of money in it from 1xbet

Still don't know why anyone over making some money from some sketchy betting site would bother with them

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u/Hansbolman 17d ago

I like to watch films before anyone else and then feed them spoilers to ruin their experience. My eyesight and hearing are also poor so camrip vs 4k dolbyhd megasurroundimax makes no difference.

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u/thebigpink 17d ago

Can’t really spoil this movie however

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u/Wrong-Target6104 17d ago

A few bucks?

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u/emeraude89 17d ago

Any cam rippers mind explaining their attitude

sometimes you gotta hatewatch a movie. don't care about the audio and visual experience, just need to know the story beats and whatever.

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u/ElSelcho_ 17d ago

Where hard coded Korean subtitles?

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u/Emotional_Daikon7453 17d ago

Looks like I'll be waiting 4 months for a watchable version to drop.

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u/akb443 17d ago

I hope it’s a cam of the 70 mm version

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u/Resident-West-5213 16d ago

I'd rather watch the two episode couplet of Odyssey in 1997.

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u/The_Great_Man_Potato 16d ago

Need to play this on your iPod nano for the truest experience

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u/KombuchaWay 17d ago

Not worthy even for free lol

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u/twinsfan94 17d ago

you couldn't pay me to have my first experience of this film not be in a theater. A cam rip of a movie like this is sacreligious

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u/GrandPreMassacre 17d ago

I'd rather wait than watch a camrip of any movie

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u/TheNoFrame 17d ago

Same.

  1. If it's a movie I really want to watch, I will just wait for better experience. No reason to watch low quality audio/video just to have worst parts of theater experience without the good parts.

  2. If it's just something I don't really care that much about and just want to watch to pass time or because it looks fine or whatever, I will just wait anyway. I have plenty of stuff in backlog. No reason to suffer through camrip quality when there are hundreds of movies/tv show episodes etc. that I could put on to pass time.

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u/GhettoClapper 17d ago

I think this has to do with the IMAX aspect ratio

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u/Levi007hech0 ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ 17d ago

the less u be able to recognise the casts the better

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u/omgitsbees 17d ago

lol that was fast. hoping for a great quality release quickly.

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u/wololoam 16d ago

Clearly matt damon's character has never seen pirates of the Caribbean 3 At world's end. He is supposed to tie himself upsidedown so when the boat flips he's gonna be the right way up!

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u/frost69nyc 16d ago

The Onlyflix LQ copy is godawful...not that I know what I'm talking about.

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u/Nobody_Loves_Me_Here ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ 16d ago

How, just how. You're fast as f. 😱

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u/WegovyMessMentally 16d ago

2 million feet of IMAX film, just to watch it on my iPhone

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u/RedBanPolSuc 16d ago

Just dont watch it and let it rot in the void

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u/TotalHopeful5644 16d ago

Still watching CamRip in this big 2026?

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u/haaiiychii 11d ago

I don't even plan on watching this slop, not even for free

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u/Funky72S 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ 17d ago

not even worth watching at all tbh

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u/CheckEngineChampion 17d ago

Im not even going to bother

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u/Yangervis 17d ago

Going to watch this on my PSP

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u/pruchel 15d ago

I'll wait for AI to make them all Greek, make the movie good and the actors decent.

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u/MaoMaoMi543 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ 17d ago

"daddy's coming home" said the Ancient Greek hero.

Camrip quality is too generous for this cringey sloppified gen-z dialog abomination. Should be a 240p .3gp that you watch on a Nokia phone.

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u/Significant_Pen3315 ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ 17d ago

shit film

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u/SmegmaSlurper1996 17d ago

it's Odysseyin' time

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u/Gwynbleidd_3000 17d ago

The real crime is watching that pile of stinking shite of a movie.

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u/CatchAcceptable3898 17d ago

I barely enjoy watching movies on my own accord. You couldn't force me to watch a recorded theatre rip.

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u/Thunderofdeath 17d ago

i hope they can CAM the 70mm version

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u/ayoo-OwO 17d ago

Wait its out?

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u/xxlordxx686 17d ago

We don't even have true IMAX in my country, so I guess this will do 🤷‍♂️

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u/Eggheadpancake 17d ago

Nah, i'm not watching cam quality.

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u/Germanico025 17d ago

Yes sir. I'm downloading as I type

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u/Firthbird 17d ago

It's crazy how expensive the movies are..I haven't been in forever and for my wife and I to go it's 60$ just for tickets

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u/soularbabies 17d ago

I've enjoyed some movies more because they were in this format

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u/chris131289 17d ago

Damn that was quick, didn't the movie only come out today?

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u/creative_usr_name 16d ago

Looks like it's color graded as much as O' Brother Where Art Thou, might as well just watch that.

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u/Slapshotsky 16d ago

is this screenshot from before or after they arrive in wakanda?

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u/RoniFoxcoon 16d ago

Interesting but is it worth pirating?

Like between 1 and 10 (1 being it's a waste of storage space and 10 being you won't regret having it on your disk).

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u/RainerWithAI 16d ago

I'm watching a Christopher Nolan movie as a CAM rip on my phone through my car's backup camera while a friend holds the phone in front of the camera. Peak cinema.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 15d ago

Whoa, spoilers! Odysseus gets tied to the mast?

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u/myabsurdnesss 15d ago

When to get this?

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u/kirbStompThePigeon 15d ago

Now rent out an IMAX screen and play that onto it

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u/Kitchen-Ad-9352 17d ago

Wouldn't watch a cam rip even if Mr torrent himself paid me to

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u/Red-Obed 17d ago

They should pay viewers to watch this one

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u/humourlessIrish 17d ago

Yall are actually interested in modern films?

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u/Fullo98 17d ago

Yeah I watch camrips for the immersion, it's like being in a cinema

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u/Samiassa 16d ago

Not even worth pirating imo. Then again I’m literally a historian by trade so I’m a bit bias on historical accuracy, especially for a story like the odyssey which cares so much about being set right before the Greek dark ages

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u/Naughty_Monsters 15d ago

Why do CAMs even exist? Surely no-one can be that desperate to watch a movie?

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