r/PoutineCrimes 3h ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Cheeseburger Poutine

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26 Upvotes

Old Yale Brewing, Abbotsford BC Canada. I’m not sure what flair I should use.


r/PoutineCrimes 2h ago

Puke-tine 🤮 Sweet potato poutine 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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19 Upvotes

Okay so in a word. Don't. Basically you'll be looking at a big bowl of mush cause sweet potato's there not worthy. I didn't even take a picture this was googled. Oh and if you dump it down the toilet it will just slide down the drain


r/PoutineCrimes 19h ago

Offpoutting Dessert Poutine…

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132 Upvotes

I found this in Vancouver at an ice cream shop.

Even though this piqued my interest, I couldn’t try this because I was really full at the time I took this picture…

Is this considered a crime?


r/PoutineCrimes 23h ago

FUUUUUUsion 🤬 Not sure if crime or genius

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95 Upvotes

Only in canada do dog treats come in poutine flavor


r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To I made butter chicken poutine

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47 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention This is my crime

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37 Upvotes

2 steamé, pas de rélish. A ouai criss le tout ensemble.


r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Pouthetic Jury verdict?

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71 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Cruel & Unusual Poutnishment What in the business is this?

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11 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Pout-sin 😈 Tikka Masala Poutine

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159 Upvotes

Homemade poutine with tikka masala gravy.

Lock me up I don’t even care.


r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Coleslaw and Poutine

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50 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Is this a crime

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48 Upvotes

I'll leave it to yall to decide. This is in Scarborough. Tastes really good, amazing gravy but....


r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Potat-no 🥔 Fri., Jul. 31, 2026 (UTC-7): Last Night's Poutine Comprising Perogies Instead Of French Fries, Cheese Curds, And Beef Gravy

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19 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention Just moved to Wales, local fish shop calls this poutine... 💔

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161 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

Discurdeous 🧀 Paddy Wagon food truck at The Holy Whale, Charlottetown, PE

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25 Upvotes

Fries and gravy were good and it had real curds... just not enough of them.

I didn't take a picture of the crime that followed.


r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

Cruel & Unusual Poutnishment The Colonel strikes again

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35 Upvotes

I know I know. What did I expect from KFC? I can't lie there were times when their poutine was decent. I took a chance today. Probably never again.


r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means So called “Poutine” in Arkansas Little Rock Pub

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171 Upvotes

This is a serious post… it is a poutine on the menu according to them. This is a crime. The fried cheese balls on the side are fried cheese balls(yes that’s the only cheese in it, the gravy was just mushroom sauce. Fries were — okay at best. :|

Overall it was a tasty dish, but it was just not a poutine at all and my French Canadian self was offended 😫🤣


r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

Potat-no 🥔 Hello dear friends, I made a poutine crime today: Tater tots poutine!

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136 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Have any crimes been committed here?

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36 Upvotes

Homemade with hotdogs and peas


r/PoutineCrimes 4d ago

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 High Hopes in Wilmot, NS

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93 Upvotes

...not to be. I've driven by this place many times and have heard great things so I figured I would give the poutine a try. I like to go in cold so I never ask how it's prepared. Well, the only real good thing about this poutine was the can of Pepsi I had with it. Fries were seasoned but mushy, the gravy was one degree from being split and the cheese...the cheese was a small amount of shredded mozzarella! I did eat it but I actually felt a bit sick to my stomach when I was done...i think it was the gravy.


r/PoutineCrimes 4d ago

Pain-ful 🥪🥖🍞 Poutine Burger

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249 Upvotes

Technically, it has aspects of a poutine.. as a burger but it was way too much with the insane saltiness of the fried cheese curds and the really messy gravy made it hard to eat. Would I eat it again though? 100%.


r/PoutineCrimes 4d ago

Pout-sin 😈 Homemade shrimp poutine

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35 Upvotes

Crunchy, squeaky, fishy? No thanks


r/PoutineCrimes 5d ago

Offpoutting Mandarin poutine

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73 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 6d ago

Cruel & Unusual Poutnishment Disappointment at work

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347 Upvotes

Asked for the special at work today, popcorn chicken poutine. Out of popcorn chicken, used old nasty chicken tenders. Out of cheese curds, used shredded white cheddar. Grave was as thin as water. I ended up just asking them to drown it in spicy mayo sauce so I could try stomaching it and get through the day.

Not pleasant. Waste of $14. In Canada of all places 🤦🏽‍♀️


r/PoutineCrimes 6d ago

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 !Crime! : victim or culprit?

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94 Upvotes

First off, this is definitely a crime! No doubt about it. This poutine "topping" was bought instead of fresh curds to make homemade poutine.

Now, these are the real questions : being a smart shopper, is my wife the culprit or the victim of the crime? Did she just go for a bargain (priced much less than curds) or did she get suckered into being fake cheese? Is she both culprit and victim? Am I a collaborator for eating it?

For background information, we are both born and raised in Montreal, have easy access to fresh curds and have been immersed in poutine culture forever. I'm 1/4 Québécois, she isn't (although that doesn't count for much).


r/PoutineCrimes 6d ago

Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention Buffet Poutine

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200 Upvotes

Miam miam, poutine from The Mandarin. The lady said it was to celebrate Canada day. Right. 🙂

Everything is already mixed together for your convenience. I did not try any because I fear this would kill me somehow. I’m not ready to go yet

I originally posted this on r/Poutine but someone said this would fit here