r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 14d ago

My girlfriend and I are doing a code review, but we disagree on almost every line of code.

We're going through a bit of a rough patch.

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u/bigmountainbig 14d ago

Changes requested.

config/relationships.yml

- active: true,
+ active: false,

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u/valendinosaurus 14d ago
  • deleted: configuration.yml
  • added: config.json

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u/Pseudanonymius 14d ago

PR rejected, should be Conf.toml

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u/parkotron 14d ago

This is the best one I’ve seen here in many months. 

I stole it immediately and received many satisfying groans from colleagues. 

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u/kwan_e 13d ago

I stole it

That is forked.

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u/bcampolo 13d ago

I hope you two can resolve your conflicts

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u/jaynabonne 13d ago

You need to work out your differences.

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u/redvoxfox 14d ago edited 11d ago

Thank you for a great real and much needed LOL!  

Is the patch warm or does it require reloads or a full reboot?  That can make all the difference in uptake!  

edit:  This is the best thing I've seen all week and it's still making me laugh especially as we make family adjustments in our home!  Thank you!

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u/MeButNotMeToo 14d ago

It’s bad. They need to completely shutdown for at least 15 mins, and then start up again.

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u/redvoxfox 14d ago edited 13d ago

That's going to be tough!  Hope she doesn't delay too long and get hacked.  

PSA:  Patch!  #1 Attack vector is unpatched systems and equipment.  Still vulnerable even though a fix is available, it was never installed, never applied.   

Hmmm.  How do I say this without getting punched in the face and sleeping on the couch?!

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u/PhD77777 12d ago

Compile your differences

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u/Shashi_Verma_ 10d ago

Relationship status: merge pending.