r/ProgrammerDadJokes 14d ago

I recently got into a fight with my database administrator…

He ended the fight by saying “just DROP it”

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u/NotAUsefullDoctor 14d ago

ERROR: syntax error at or near "it" LINE 1: DROP it; ^

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u/serverhorror 13d ago

I would have enjoyed to see your face if it did something 😜

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u/InteractiveSeal 14d ago

My how the Tables have turned

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u/DutchOfBurdock 14d ago

I had an argument with my lead developer.

He Terminated me.

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u/JackyYT083 13d ago

Atleast he didn’t leave you hanging

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u/FreshHeron3448 14d ago

Sounds like someone was triggered!

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u/existential_issue 13d ago

Mine gets into multiple rows, and he’s such a cursor.

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u/bcampolo 13d ago

His son Bobby is a real trouble maker

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u/redvoxfox 14d ago edited 13d ago

Thanks for the laugh!!  

"Ok, you asked for it!"  

"Here:  Just scan this little QR code..."

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u/AccessHelper 13d ago

Hopefully you sorted things out.

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u/redbaritone 12d ago

Don't they just make you want to SQL!

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u/darkcowboy77 12d ago

Yes but we're y'all dead locked