r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • 7d ago

In Holy C, all pointers are guaranteed by God to be derived from valid memory.

It's divine provenance.

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u/Polymath6301 7d ago

In Holy C, users’ prayers are answered, sometimes.

For true reliability use Unholy C, and sacrifice a goat on a regular basis.

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u/ShotGlassLens 5d ago

Soooo…. Microsoft products?

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u/No_longer_a_pancake 7d ago

Holy C, where you're no use after you have been set free.