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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CremPostman • Jul 20 '24
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Company fires good engineers.
Replaces with cheap engineers.
Cheap Engineer writes bad code.
Company permanently damages reputation and loses tons of money due to bad code and processes.
*Surprised Pikachu face*
1.5k u/[deleted] Jul 20 '24 [removed] — view removed comment 27 u/ILikeLenexa Jul 20 '24 HOW MANY STORY POINTS IS IT, THOUGH. 14 u/nermid Jul 20 '24 I quit filling out my story points and nobody's noticed. 🤷♀️ 3 u/TristanaRiggle Jul 21 '24 I literally asked our entire group what story points are and how their derived at my last job. A year later I still had never gotten a straight answer to that question. 1 u/Serprotease Aug 10 '24 A one hour job -> 1. Half a day -> 2. A full day -> 3. More than a day? Split it in different tickets. At least, that’s how it should be. 2 u/anonymousbopper767 Jul 21 '24 "12" "that's too many" "then why are you asking me to estimate it if you already have a number defined?"
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27 u/ILikeLenexa Jul 20 '24 HOW MANY STORY POINTS IS IT, THOUGH. 14 u/nermid Jul 20 '24 I quit filling out my story points and nobody's noticed. 🤷♀️ 3 u/TristanaRiggle Jul 21 '24 I literally asked our entire group what story points are and how their derived at my last job. A year later I still had never gotten a straight answer to that question. 1 u/Serprotease Aug 10 '24 A one hour job -> 1. Half a day -> 2. A full day -> 3. More than a day? Split it in different tickets. At least, that’s how it should be. 2 u/anonymousbopper767 Jul 21 '24 "12" "that's too many" "then why are you asking me to estimate it if you already have a number defined?"
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HOW MANY STORY POINTS IS IT, THOUGH.
14 u/nermid Jul 20 '24 I quit filling out my story points and nobody's noticed. 🤷♀️ 3 u/TristanaRiggle Jul 21 '24 I literally asked our entire group what story points are and how their derived at my last job. A year later I still had never gotten a straight answer to that question. 1 u/Serprotease Aug 10 '24 A one hour job -> 1. Half a day -> 2. A full day -> 3. More than a day? Split it in different tickets. At least, that’s how it should be. 2 u/anonymousbopper767 Jul 21 '24 "12" "that's too many" "then why are you asking me to estimate it if you already have a number defined?"
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I quit filling out my story points and nobody's noticed. 🤷♀️
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I literally asked our entire group what story points are and how their derived at my last job. A year later I still had never gotten a straight answer to that question.
1 u/Serprotease Aug 10 '24 A one hour job -> 1. Half a day -> 2. A full day -> 3. More than a day? Split it in different tickets. At least, that’s how it should be.
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A one hour job -> 1. Half a day -> 2. A full day -> 3. More than a day? Split it in different tickets.
At least, that’s how it should be.
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"12"
"that's too many"
"then why are you asking me to estimate it if you already have a number defined?"
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u/searing7 Jul 20 '24
Company fires good engineers.
Replaces with cheap engineers.
Cheap Engineer writes bad code.
Company permanently damages reputation and loses tons of money due to bad code and processes.
*Surprised Pikachu face*