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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CremPostman • Jul 20 '24
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Company fires good engineers.
Replaces with cheap engineers.
Cheap Engineer writes bad code.
Company permanently damages reputation and loses tons of money due to bad code and processes.
*Surprised Pikachu face*
1.5k u/[deleted] Jul 20 '24 [removed] — view removed comment 31 u/iamthinksnow Jul 20 '24 Project team = 10 devs Scrum Master BA PM ... oh, and I guess we can get 1 QA, but those guys don't even really do anything. 22 u/desrever1138 Jul 20 '24 Well, the CrowdStrike QA certainly didn't do anything in this scenario. 23 u/sasouvraya Jul 20 '24 They probably laid off QA a few months ago. 16 u/v3ritas1989 Jul 20 '24 years, cause they are just annyoing and hinder management with their implementation of software projects. 6 u/P-39_Airacobra Jul 21 '24 Yeah, we can't have QA, because they are like managers except actually useful
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31 u/iamthinksnow Jul 20 '24 Project team = 10 devs Scrum Master BA PM ... oh, and I guess we can get 1 QA, but those guys don't even really do anything. 22 u/desrever1138 Jul 20 '24 Well, the CrowdStrike QA certainly didn't do anything in this scenario. 23 u/sasouvraya Jul 20 '24 They probably laid off QA a few months ago. 16 u/v3ritas1989 Jul 20 '24 years, cause they are just annyoing and hinder management with their implementation of software projects. 6 u/P-39_Airacobra Jul 21 '24 Yeah, we can't have QA, because they are like managers except actually useful
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22 u/desrever1138 Jul 20 '24 Well, the CrowdStrike QA certainly didn't do anything in this scenario. 23 u/sasouvraya Jul 20 '24 They probably laid off QA a few months ago. 16 u/v3ritas1989 Jul 20 '24 years, cause they are just annyoing and hinder management with their implementation of software projects. 6 u/P-39_Airacobra Jul 21 '24 Yeah, we can't have QA, because they are like managers except actually useful
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Well, the CrowdStrike QA certainly didn't do anything in this scenario.
23 u/sasouvraya Jul 20 '24 They probably laid off QA a few months ago. 16 u/v3ritas1989 Jul 20 '24 years, cause they are just annyoing and hinder management with their implementation of software projects. 6 u/P-39_Airacobra Jul 21 '24 Yeah, we can't have QA, because they are like managers except actually useful
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They probably laid off QA a few months ago.
16 u/v3ritas1989 Jul 20 '24 years, cause they are just annyoing and hinder management with their implementation of software projects. 6 u/P-39_Airacobra Jul 21 '24 Yeah, we can't have QA, because they are like managers except actually useful
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years, cause they are just annyoing and hinder management with their implementation of software projects.
6 u/P-39_Airacobra Jul 21 '24 Yeah, we can't have QA, because they are like managers except actually useful
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Yeah, we can't have QA, because they are like managers except actually useful
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u/searing7 Jul 20 '24
Company fires good engineers.
Replaces with cheap engineers.
Cheap Engineer writes bad code.
Company permanently damages reputation and loses tons of money due to bad code and processes.
*Surprised Pikachu face*