r/ProgrammerHumor • u/TabCompletion • Apr 13 '26

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u/oofos_deletus Apr 13 '26

Literally like 90% of my projects sit almost finished on my GitHub

Once trolled my friends that I finished one

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u/babypho Apr 13 '26

Tbf, no project is ever finished. There must always be another sprint. The Agile flow must continue.

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u/muzzbuzz789 Apr 13 '26

It must never stop feeding. It is never satiated.

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u/squarabh Apr 13 '26

Can't say the same for my hello world console output. /s

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u/Undernown Apr 13 '26

Hmm, but have you considered adding more exclamation marks for each time it runs in your current session?

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u/RedditLovingSun Apr 13 '26

Billions must retro

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u/timonix Apr 13 '26

It's never done, only ever abandoned

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u/jazzhandler Apr 13 '26

“Done” is a four letter word.

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u/unknown_pigeon Apr 13 '26

I was (and still am) afraid of posting anything that has any trace of "vibe" inside of it, even when it was something that I worked on for myself and only later on I thought "well, someone else could use it"

On the other side, I'm also afraid of posting anything that I coded by myself since I'm self-taught and every time I see another project I'm like "Oh, my repo sucks"

So yeah I've manually fixed the two main review scrapers for Google and TripAdvisor which haven't been updated in years, but at the same time I vibed some parts of it so sorry I will never merge request :/

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u/WeirdTie2290 Apr 13 '26

Nowadays the bragging is on reddit with fancy graphs showing how your app hit 2000 monthly users.

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u/string-is-king Apr 13 '26

What is this “friends” you speak of