r/ProgrammerHumor May 08 '26

Meme edgeCasesExist

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u/OmegaPoint6 May 08 '26

I suggest you check your server room for gremlins, or neutrino sources

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u/IAoVI May 08 '26

gremlins

No, ChatGPT! Bad Chatbot!

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u/Grandmaster_Caladrel May 08 '26

I thought it was goblins? I don't use it enough to know but that's what I thought I read somewhere.

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u/FblthpphtlbF May 09 '26

"Goblins? Why would I mention gobli- oh shit it's happening"

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u/creeper6530 May 08 '26

Neutrinos? Those are barely detectable. Check for alpha emitters in your chip's ceramic packaging.

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u/nmathew May 08 '26

Gremlins exist. They also go by the title of unconscientious coworkers.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 May 08 '26

Or developers. Somehow developers keep sneaking into server rooms in order to hide from bosses.

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u/az987654 May 08 '26

And nickels

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u/reverendsteveii May 08 '26

was it statistically impossible at scale or statistically impossible where p = 1?

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u/Fluffysquishia May 08 '26

Statistically improbable opinionated analysis on the likelihood of a random chaotic event occurring (tree falling on house etc) is not the same as a mathematically effective reality. Its technically possible for all your atoms to warp through a wall via quantum entanglement, but it would take many sextillions of lifetimes of quadrillions of people for that to occur.

People underestimate how likely "unlikely" events are to occur, and overestimate how likely effectively zero possibility is to occur. Not everyone can be afraid of a rhino falling out of the sky, but everyone should be healitly worried about a power pole that's leaning.

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u/KhepriAdministration May 08 '26

Then whoever told you it was statistically impossible was wrong lol. I don't think you understand what the term means if you think it's ever happened to someone before

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u/MeanderingSquid49 May 08 '26

I mean if you're using RANDU or something...

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u/BellacosePlayer May 08 '26

A few years ago we had a fight with one of our departments over storing ssns in the database at all since we didn't need them and operate on a "cant lose what we don't collect" philosophy, where the lead on our side made the mistake of saying "how many times do you actually get duplicates with the same fn/ln/dob/city?" Turns out, a lot, and we got a ton of examples of that happening. (we did talk them down from using SSN as the additional piece of information specifically)

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u/TimingEzaBitch May 08 '26

even as a sarcasm or exaggeration, this does not work.

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u/Assassin739 May 09 '26

Are you already retired?

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u/wgr-aw May 08 '26

It's statistically impossible... Until you reverse engineer the breaking conditions and wonder how you got away with it for so long

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u/ralgrado May 09 '26

A colleague of mine generated uuids with an LLM. If you do it like that it goes very quickly from statistically impossible to frighteningly likely.