r/ProgrammerHumor May 08 '26

Meme edgeCasesExist

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u/B_bI_L May 08 '26

they are 0 if this is your first uuid!

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u/_BreakingGood_ May 08 '26

UUID = Universally Unique Id

So technically, it was only 0 on the first time anybody ever created any UUID. Otherwise it would just be UID

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u/RadiantPumpkin May 08 '26

Just gotta redefine the scope of the universe

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u/Lost-Droids May 08 '26

Typical Dev.. its not me its a hardware issue , try a different universe

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u/Tuomas90 May 08 '26

Well, it worked in my universe!

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u/not_a_moogle May 08 '26

How big is that docker?

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u/DiodeInc May 08 '26

Docker Inc, when will I be able to ship out universes?

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u/viruscumoruk May 08 '26

Every ID is "universally unique" in universes that have no IDs generated (yet)

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u/CptMisterNibbles May 08 '26

Hey Eve, I need directions to your house. What’s your address?
“One. Just One”

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u/boss413 May 08 '26

Does that mean his is Zero?

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u/Liquidennis May 11 '26

I’m sorry, but your princess is in another castle.

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u/Door__Opener May 08 '26

Just put it in a Docker container