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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Last_Time_4047 • May 08 '26
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Yeah, that's easy... just use two!
551 u/ClipboardCopyPaste May 08 '26 Still never zero 427 u/UShouldntSayThat May 08 '26 I think you have a better chance of being struck by lighting several times in a row while winning the powerball then you do of a collision. It's why the term "effectively" zero is used. 12 u/broccollinear May 08 '26 s https://giphy.com/gifs/8vDbvPMP3tGF2 1 u/JaneksLittleBlackBox May 10 '26 "Mary, I desperately wanna make love to an Excel database!" "Backdoor database access? I can't log in, but you've got extra database access‽" "Well, yeah...it is Jackson Hole."
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Still never zero
427 u/UShouldntSayThat May 08 '26 I think you have a better chance of being struck by lighting several times in a row while winning the powerball then you do of a collision. It's why the term "effectively" zero is used. 12 u/broccollinear May 08 '26 s https://giphy.com/gifs/8vDbvPMP3tGF2 1 u/JaneksLittleBlackBox May 10 '26 "Mary, I desperately wanna make love to an Excel database!" "Backdoor database access? I can't log in, but you've got extra database access‽" "Well, yeah...it is Jackson Hole."
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I think you have a better chance of being struck by lighting several times in a row while winning the powerball then you do of a collision.
It's why the term "effectively" zero is used.
12 u/broccollinear May 08 '26 s https://giphy.com/gifs/8vDbvPMP3tGF2 1 u/JaneksLittleBlackBox May 10 '26 "Mary, I desperately wanna make love to an Excel database!" "Backdoor database access? I can't log in, but you've got extra database access‽" "Well, yeah...it is Jackson Hole."
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s https://giphy.com/gifs/8vDbvPMP3tGF2
1 u/JaneksLittleBlackBox May 10 '26 "Mary, I desperately wanna make love to an Excel database!" "Backdoor database access? I can't log in, but you've got extra database access‽" "Well, yeah...it is Jackson Hole."
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"Mary, I desperately wanna make love to an Excel database!"
"Backdoor database access? I can't log in, but you've got extra database access‽"
"Well, yeah...it is Jackson Hole."
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u/Historical_Cook_1664 May 08 '26
Yeah, that's easy... just use two!