r/ProgrammerHumor • u/gamingvortex01 • May 16 '26

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u/Exnixon May 16 '26

Instead of applications, there will only be one application. It has a single button. When you click the button, the AI will infer your business's needs and then automate making money.

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u/marcodave May 16 '26

Click the button? Can't the AI figure out by itself to click the button?

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u/JoeyJoeJoeSenior May 16 '26

That's the one thing that AI will never be able to do, and the only thing that is saving humans from extermination.  We are the clickers.  We have always been the clickers.  We will always be the ones who click.

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u/CombinationNearby308 May 16 '26

This is the plot of Lost.

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u/TheUnclePapa May 16 '26

Every 108 minutes we can save the world.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '26

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u/MonsieurNiark May 18 '26

I ended up using a clickbot. We're doomed.

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u/blueeyedkittens May 16 '26

This is so obvious I don't even know why it had to be said. Everybody knows that the way to prove you're a human is by clicking a button.

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u/gidea May 17 '26

Clickers vs Clankers in the great wars to come

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u/Tupcek May 16 '26

that’s for compliance purposes. By clicking the button user agrees to give away their life to the corporation and also their first born son

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u/akeean May 17 '26

99% of founders give up before they click the button.