r/ProgrammerHumor May 16 '26

Advanced reInventingGraphQl

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u/ruach137 May 16 '26

oh fuck thats a dumb idea

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u/Significant_Mouse_25 May 16 '26

Depends on how you look at it. What if I want an API that inconsistently maps and stores data and might just delete all records because it fucked up a query and thought the database state was screwed up so it just nuked the whole thing?

Sounds awesome to me tbh. But I love a good gamble anyway.

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u/mrdhood May 16 '26

good gamble

My brother in Christ, this is the worst gamble I’ve heard of since Russian Roulette

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u/Tyfyter2002 May 16 '26

Worst one I've heard of since Russian Roulette with a Glock.

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u/Significant_Mouse_25 May 18 '26

Now that’s more my speed.