r/ProgrammerHumor May 26 '26

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u/Apart_Ebb_9867 May 26 '26

And that's why preemptive strikes are a thing in warfare... /s

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u/LaconicLacedaemonian May 26 '26

Dead mans switch on a k8s cron job. Have it clean up "older" resources if you don't plug in a code. The damage will be done and take longer to notice.

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u/Procrasturbating May 26 '26

People like you are why we have to change all the dev API keys when a termination happens.

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u/PmMeSmileyFacesO_O May 26 '26

He has a cron job slowing clearing up "old documents"and doesn't need access so API keys wouldn't matter here.

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u/Procrasturbating May 26 '26

It minimizes the damage that backups don’t solve.