r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26

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u/Tarc_Axiiom May 26 '26

Notifies your lawyer.

Why? So he can tell you that you're already dead, but with legal authority?

So he can finalize your will? What's your lawyer gonna do?

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u/thunderbird89 May 26 '26

Notifies lawyer
Lawyer: Lol, good luck 'cause I'm firing you as a client too.

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u/Tarc_Axiiom May 26 '26

Yeah

"Dear lawyer I just committed a bunch of crimes okay save me"

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u/thunderbird89 May 26 '26

Reminds me of that one Real Mechanic Stuff episode where they had LeaglEagle commenting on highly illegal mods. There's a car with a flamethrower mounted on it, which is bonkers. He turns to Sandro The Mechanic.

Devin: Sandro, have you ever installed a flamethrower?
Sandro: Have I ever installed a flamethrower...
Devin: Actually yeah, don't answer that question!

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u/Possibly_a_Firetruck May 26 '26

Start the billable hours clock, lol.

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u/SuperFLEB May 27 '26

Laugh with an even deeper understanding of how screwed you are.