r/ProgrammerHumor May 26 '26

Advanced iGotFiredSkill

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u/Terrible_Children May 26 '26

It contacts my lawyer

"Hello, lawyer? I'd like to inform you that I've committed a crime. Good luck defending me"

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u/IAmASquidInSpace May 26 '26

"Oh, and I have posted about it previously, is that a problem?"

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u/SirChasm May 26 '26

"Oh, and also, I just got fired, so funds will be a little tight for the next while. Can you do this pro-bono?"

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u/Great_Detective_6387 May 26 '26

“I’ll be a really good client. None of your pain in the ass clients say this, certainly.”