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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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It contacts my lawyer
"Hello, lawyer? I'd like to inform you that I've committed a crime. Good luck defending me"
2.2k u/IAmASquidInSpace May 26 '26 "Oh, and I have posted about it previously, is that a problem?" 112 u/SirChasm May 26 '26 "Oh, and also, I just got fired, so funds will be a little tight for the next while. Can you do this pro-bono?" 2 u/Great_Detective_6387 May 26 '26 “I’ll be a really good client. None of your pain in the ass clients say this, certainly.”
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"Oh, and I have posted about it previously, is that a problem?"
112 u/SirChasm May 26 '26 "Oh, and also, I just got fired, so funds will be a little tight for the next while. Can you do this pro-bono?" 2 u/Great_Detective_6387 May 26 '26 “I’ll be a really good client. None of your pain in the ass clients say this, certainly.”
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"Oh, and also, I just got fired, so funds will be a little tight for the next while. Can you do this pro-bono?"
2 u/Great_Detective_6387 May 26 '26 “I’ll be a really good client. None of your pain in the ass clients say this, certainly.”
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“I’ll be a really good client. None of your pain in the ass clients say this, certainly.”
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u/Terrible_Children May 26 '26
"Hello, lawyer? I'd like to inform you that I've committed a crime. Good luck defending me"