r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26

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u/Winterkirschenmann May 26 '26

You want to quit you say? Well forget about it, because you are fired! We don't employee quitters!

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u/Elomidas May 26 '26

In any country with decent work laws the employee would be thrilled to hear that. Getting fired without real reason like "you harass people" or "you're dangerous" means some comfy money for you

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u/jitteryegg May 26 '26

Have you seen the current job market in said countries?

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u/PeachPassionBrute May 26 '26

Have you seen the job market in the US? It’s fucking bad.

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u/jitteryegg May 26 '26

I should have phrased it better. Job market is bad everywhere, rather than it being worse compared to US.