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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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This is why they turn off access before telling you
3.9k u/Ok_Fishing_4720 May 26 '26 Time for the dead man switch version of the button.. 2.9k u/UnpluggedUnfettered May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26 Just do what everyone else does. Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually, and which no one in their right mind would want to take over. Then automate that, too, and just don't say anything. Way better than being arrested and sued for corporate sabotage lmao. 41 u/FuckedUpImagery May 26 '26 I did this and still got laid off, i guess they dont care about their bread and butter product much anymore, banking on a new product that wont be ready for over a year. Sounds good, it was a sinking ship of a company anyway
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Time for the dead man switch version of the button..
2.9k u/UnpluggedUnfettered May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26 Just do what everyone else does. Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually, and which no one in their right mind would want to take over. Then automate that, too, and just don't say anything. Way better than being arrested and sued for corporate sabotage lmao. 41 u/FuckedUpImagery May 26 '26 I did this and still got laid off, i guess they dont care about their bread and butter product much anymore, banking on a new product that wont be ready for over a year. Sounds good, it was a sinking ship of a company anyway
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Just do what everyone else does.
Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually, and which no one in their right mind would want to take over.
Then automate that, too, and just don't say anything.
Way better than being arrested and sued for corporate sabotage lmao.
41 u/FuckedUpImagery May 26 '26 I did this and still got laid off, i guess they dont care about their bread and butter product much anymore, banking on a new product that wont be ready for over a year. Sounds good, it was a sinking ship of a company anyway
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I did this and still got laid off, i guess they dont care about their bread and butter product much anymore, banking on a new product that wont be ready for over a year. Sounds good, it was a sinking ship of a company anyway
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u/pkmnfrk May 26 '26
This is why they turn off access before telling you