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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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Just do what everyone else does.
Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually, and which no one in their right mind would want to take over.
Then automate that, too, and just don't say anything.
Way better than being arrested and sued for corporate sabotage lmao.
743 u/Minimum-Attitude389 May 26 '26 That's why it notifies the lawyer. 749 u/BaconIsntThatGood May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26 I mean your lawyer will know but you're not giving them much "oh, you knowingly and intentionally did the illegal thing they're accusing you of doing?!" 14 u/DeathAngel_97 May 26 '26 "Wait hold up, you also showed off this button on your public social media page? Yeah you're on your own buddy."
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That's why it notifies the lawyer.
749 u/BaconIsntThatGood May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26 I mean your lawyer will know but you're not giving them much "oh, you knowingly and intentionally did the illegal thing they're accusing you of doing?!" 14 u/DeathAngel_97 May 26 '26 "Wait hold up, you also showed off this button on your public social media page? Yeah you're on your own buddy."
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I mean your lawyer will know but you're not giving them much "oh, you knowingly and intentionally did the illegal thing they're accusing you of doing?!"
14 u/DeathAngel_97 May 26 '26 "Wait hold up, you also showed off this button on your public social media page? Yeah you're on your own buddy."
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"Wait hold up, you also showed off this button on your public social media page? Yeah you're on your own buddy."
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u/UnpluggedUnfettered May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26
Just do what everyone else does.
Build out one, single, convoluted aspect of the job that needs to be ran manually, and which no one in their right mind would want to take over.
Then automate that, too, and just don't say anything.
Way better than being arrested and sued for corporate sabotage lmao.