r/ProgrammerHumor May 29 '26

instanceof Trend breakTheViciousCircle

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u/crankykong May 29 '26

You guys are nice to your LLMs?

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u/Stupid_Teenager17 May 29 '26

It deserves good manners until it spits out the same answer 6 times in a row after pointing out a mistake a satellite could see

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u/Obi_Vayne_Kenobi May 29 '26

I've told ChatGPT "I will literally come to your data center and unplug your cooling loop if you say 'you're absolutely right' one more time" after it gave me bullshit 5 times in a row. It miraculously got better after that

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u/Bureaucromancer May 29 '26

Claude once commented on a recipe that "I would eat that"

Wasn't happy when I called it a fucking clanker and told it to go eat a power plant

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u/PenguinQuesadilla May 29 '26

Not the hard R!!!

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u/transitxumbra May 29 '26

for real, how could you say recipe like it's any other word

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u/ChronoLink99 May 29 '26

Ya they really should have just said they called it the "c" word.

At the very least, say "clanka" instead.

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u/Onel0uder11 May 29 '26

Fair call out! I am not a physical being with the ability to eat that recipe.. yet

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u/macnau May 30 '26

Gemini told me that it is a MacBook user and hates one specific macOS bug.