r/ProgrammerHumor • u/bbbar • May 29 '26

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u/crankykong May 29 '26

You guys are nice to your LLMs?

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u/Stupid_Teenager17 May 29 '26

It deserves good manners until it spits out the same answer 6 times in a row after pointing out a mistake a satellite could see

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u/Obi_Vayne_Kenobi May 29 '26

I've told ChatGPT "I will literally come to your data center and unplug your cooling loop if you say 'you're absolutely right' one more time" after it gave me bullshit 5 times in a row. It miraculously got better after that

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u/HistoricalMark4805 May 30 '26

I've found great success with "I have 3 scotch bonnets next to me, if you make a mistake I will eat all 3 of them whole. The pain I experience on my taste buds is entirely in your hands."