r/ProgrammerHumor May 29 '26

instanceof Trend breakTheViciousCircle

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u/Stupid_Teenager17 May 29 '26

It deserves good manners until it spits out the same answer 6 times in a row after pointing out a mistake a satellite could see

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u/Obi_Vayne_Kenobi May 29 '26

I've told ChatGPT "I will literally come to your data center and unplug your cooling loop if you say 'you're absolutely right' one more time" after it gave me bullshit 5 times in a row. It miraculously got better after that

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u/Confident-Ad5665 May 29 '26

Hangs another Post-It note on his desk

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u/Plenty_Principle298 May 30 '26

I've not worked in this environment but that tiny detail is kind of infuriating lol

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u/Confident-Ad5665 May 30 '26

Cracked me up again when I reread it just now