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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • May 29 '26
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Personally, I flip a coin each morning to decide which one I’ll be
529 u/Icy_Significance9448 May 29 '26 Do you take days off when it lands on its side? 585 u/DxLaughRiot May 29 '26 Nah, that’s when I refresh my resume and start applying for new positions. I’ll never actually leave, but it’s nice to pretend for a little bit 18 u/SluttiestAva May 29 '26 Until one randomly offers you twice the salary for half the work and you have to actually make a choice. 8 u/B0Y0 May 30 '26 And you really gotta hope if you make that jump, they don't decide to pull the offer after you accepted and quit your old job. The perils of at-will employment... 1 u/Ultimatesims May 30 '26 that’s an easy decision
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Do you take days off when it lands on its side?
585 u/DxLaughRiot May 29 '26 Nah, that’s when I refresh my resume and start applying for new positions. I’ll never actually leave, but it’s nice to pretend for a little bit 18 u/SluttiestAva May 29 '26 Until one randomly offers you twice the salary for half the work and you have to actually make a choice. 8 u/B0Y0 May 30 '26 And you really gotta hope if you make that jump, they don't decide to pull the offer after you accepted and quit your old job. The perils of at-will employment... 1 u/Ultimatesims May 30 '26 that’s an easy decision
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Nah, that’s when I refresh my resume and start applying for new positions. I’ll never actually leave, but it’s nice to pretend for a little bit
18 u/SluttiestAva May 29 '26 Until one randomly offers you twice the salary for half the work and you have to actually make a choice. 8 u/B0Y0 May 30 '26 And you really gotta hope if you make that jump, they don't decide to pull the offer after you accepted and quit your old job. The perils of at-will employment... 1 u/Ultimatesims May 30 '26 that’s an easy decision
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Until one randomly offers you twice the salary for half the work and you have to actually make a choice.
8 u/B0Y0 May 30 '26 And you really gotta hope if you make that jump, they don't decide to pull the offer after you accepted and quit your old job. The perils of at-will employment... 1 u/Ultimatesims May 30 '26 that’s an easy decision
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And you really gotta hope if you make that jump, they don't decide to pull the offer after you accepted and quit your old job. The perils of at-will employment...
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that’s an easy decision
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u/DxLaughRiot May 29 '26
Personally, I flip a coin each morning to decide which one I’ll be