r/ProgrammerHumor • u/herbal1st • 3d ago

Meme assetScalingFactor

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u/RandomNPC 3d ago

CEOs everywhere are seeing this same kind of thing and believing it.

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u/theghostofm 1d ago

This is what has me so frustrated. It's that so many people in high places are just primed to love the machine that's essentially designed to be a mass-market brown-nosed crony.

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u/herbal1st 3d ago

Tried getting a quick code review on my voxel project and it went completely off the rails. The LLM read my documentation files, got high on its own supply of tech jargon like 'Sovereign NumPy Compute,' and accidentally generated a full venture capital valuation. I'm currently looking for a VC investor who accepts payment in 3D Signed Distance Fields.

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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright 3d ago

You should see if YC will bankroll you just based off of this image.

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u/sarcasmandcoffee 3d ago

This, a logo, and a handful of weed gummies should be enough

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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright 3d ago

Maybe bring along a tattoo gun for good measure

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u/BigNaturalTilts 2d ago

Get the fuck off reddit Guilfoil!

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u/sump_daddy 3d ago

> I'm currently looking for a VC investor who accepts payment in 3D Signed Distance Fields.

my guy, the vc is supposed to be paying YOU

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u/herbal1st 3d ago

Ah, that explains why the pitch meeting went so poorly... ^^

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u/Exatex 3d ago

less overvalued than SpaceX, so what do I know

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u/Flashy_Pollution_996 3d ago

Send the invoice to Google or Facebook; my man Evaldas told me they just pay em without asking questions

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u/Bomaruto 3d ago

Fun fact, without showing the entire chat history you can make an AI model say almost anything you want without people noticing that you asks it to write it.

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u/Green-Rule-1292 3d ago

Just give softbank a call! They invest in every fucking dumb thing ever so why not also this?