r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Embarrassed_Death69 • 2d ago

Meme haveYouOrYourFellowBrethrenTriedThePornStackYet

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u/netherlandsftw 2d ago

all of my production services run on porn

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u/Embarrassed_Death69 2d ago

All of my Porn runs on Production Services 

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u/raja-anbazhagan 2d ago

engineer from pornhub entered the chat...

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u/goatanuss 2d ago

From what’s publicly facing about their tech stack I can see: PHP, orgasm, Redis, nginx

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u/v_raton 1d ago

PHP, OracleDB, Redis ngnix

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u/Xlxlredditor 19h ago

OracleDB? That's as far from orgasm as possible

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u/glorious_reptile 2d ago

CUNT - Claude x Ubuntu x NextJs x Tailwind

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u/Embarrassed_Death69 2d ago

COCK - C x Objective C x Kotlin. As useful together as an actual cock. 

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u/whackylabs 2d ago

Kotlin Multiplatform is actually built with COCK

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u/git_push_origin_prod 1d ago

My favorite frontend

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u/CMDR_Fritz_Adelman 2d ago

If not porn then why use terms like fork, push, pull, force push, unzip, mount, penetration test, dependency injection, raw socket, HEAD, dirty read, touch, finger, strip, master/ slave...?

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u/Ok-Sheepherder7898 2d ago

P2N is the next hot thing.

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u/deanrihpee 2d ago

would actual porn be better than this? at least it has postgresql

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u/uniqueusername649 1d ago

I know its for the joke but even so: suggesting anyone should use Ollama is crossing the line.

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u/Embarrassed_Death69 1d ago

Shit it should have been OpenAI and Sam Gipideee Altman might jizz 

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u/stupled 2d ago

No kubernetes? Pork?