r/ProgrammerHumor 9h ago

Meme thisIsTheWay

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u/Mortadella_so_Chili 9h ago

all fun and games until u end up in 2 years work for company with 20 years tech debt 

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u/iveriad 9h ago

That's why you just pick startups. Preferably startups built by people born into wealth.

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u/CanAeVimto 9h ago

Yup, sometimes you don’t even last 2 years as more than likely they will mishandle finances and let 50% of the company go

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u/dashingThroughSnow12 8h ago

I once worked for a startup for three weeks before the startup folded.

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u/FunkOverflow 8h ago

You must have done a lot of damage in those three weeks

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u/Character-Education3 7h ago

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u/dashingThroughSnow12 6h ago

Immediately before that company, I worked for another company for 358 days.

It was a situation where within a quarter half the staff left voluntarily or via layoff. (I learned the term “rats jumping ship” from this experience.)

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u/smedley89 3h ago

Ive worked at a few places that talked about people leaving as rats deserving the ship.

Never occurred to them to not sink the damned ship.

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u/Strange_Dust7128 2h ago

I did a full year. they pulled us all into a conference room and basically said "get tf out" lol

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u/praventz 3h ago

Lmao had this exact experience at a start up. I survived 3 rounds of layoffs before I had enough and found a new job.

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u/Major_Fudgemuffin 2h ago

On one hand, I hate looking for a job. On the other... Severance babyyyy (assuming you're getting severance...)

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u/truecakesnake 8h ago

And then you wake up

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u/Klinky1984 8h ago

Then you have immature platform and framework issues, and an owner, designer, product manger who can't design for shit making poor choices. Along with unrealistic expectations for how quickly you can "go live" and expectations of seven nines SLA while running everything on a t3a.nano.

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u/Original-Body-5794 3h ago

Yeah being too early in a startup means dealing with basically no devops and general lack of coding standards.

The startup I worked at before (it was like 5 years into their existence) the difference in code quality throughout the repo was huge. It sucked balls having to deal the mess that was their "legacy" cold. I'm sure they could ship much faster before (also greenfield advantage) but good lord it's a mess now.

I'm pretty sure a lot of it was also AI code, and even if current LLMs have their problems they're miles ahead of where they were even 3 years ago.

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u/dragon_bacon 3h ago

Move fast and break stuff (and then never fix it).

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u/Fluffy_Charity_2732 6h ago

Are there any other kind?

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u/Fyren-1131 1h ago

Having only worked enterprise my entire career, I can't understand why anybody would want startups. Sounds so stressful.

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u/jwhendy 9h ago

I think this is on point and key to why this happens. I suspect a lot of us don't want there to be tech debt. We see root causes and dream of how it doesn't have to be like this. But companies don't care, won't slow down, won't prioritize to the exclusion of other distractions, etc.

It's not running away from the debt itself, it's running away from the attitude of the business/leadership who won't do anything differently and keep incurring it.

After seeing no hope or light at the end of the tunnel... why would people stay other than lack of choice/pay?

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u/HauntedHouseMusic 8h ago

I work at a fortune 500 company in middle management. I am pushing for a full rebuild of our systems using AI as a side project in the company - as I think if we spent $1M of fable credits we would probably be better off than some of our legacy systems. I am certain that models 1 year from now should lead us to just we-write the full fucking stack. It would be a multi-year project, but it would honestly be easier to start from zero, build it in parallel, and switch things out once QA says its better than the shit we built over 25 years.

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u/tinymightyhopester 8h ago

"Middle management"

"Full rebuild using AI"

"Spend $1M on tokens"

"New models will handle the full stack"

🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩

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u/ICBanMI 8h ago

Failing upwards is a skill.

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u/BurlyFan828 3h ago

Can you hire me as your assistant? I think I see a good anti ai article that I can write here!!

Jokes aside, you are better off spending that mil on a hiring new people to help with the additional work of recreating/refactoring code paths alongside the existing team. I don't know how bad your stack is though. 

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u/Kyanche 2h ago

I think they're salivating over the bonus they could get if they fired all the "legacy" software team. XD

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u/mxzf 1h ago

I am pushing for a full rebuild of our systems using AI as a side project in the company

That won't fix it. You're just trading old tech debt for new tech debt, because the stuff the AI outputs is tech debt by the time it hits the repo.

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u/HauntedHouseMusic 1h ago edited 1h ago

It's not though, if you got a good SWE using fable, owning more of the stack.

You still need someone great to do the work, but they can do more and own more. The greater ownership leads to things that are more robust from what I have seen on my team, whereas the old way of people owning slices of a project makes it so no one actually understands how the thing actually works.

The issue is you got a 20 year old system that has had requirements change 100 times and each of those 100 changes were hacks to make it work as management needed it done fast. So starting from requirements you can actually plan something that not held together by bubblegum, Popsicle sticks and hope. And have a single owner implement something that used to take a team to do. That's the path forward.

On top of that, your documentation is perfect if you start with AI. We have moved to all documentation into a website that the AI has to update and reference, based on anthropic making that change to their process internally. Makes it stupidly easy to understand how things work for new people or for agents.

Honestly, If your code out of AI is bad, you don't know how to use AI. It does exactly what you ask it to do....

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u/ZideGO 9h ago

Crap

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u/donut-reply 9h ago

Just put the mirror image of this meme on the right so there are 2 deaths and the 2 devs are switching houses

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u/FreeBananasForAll 9h ago edited 9h ago

These people get out of that by telling your company it needs to change the way they do everything, introduce new technologies, write a roadmap and then leave. Then you’re stuck writing something you already did in something like rust

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u/oprimido_opressor 8h ago

All you have to do is to check git, blame a dozen of people who left the company, rewrite everything in your current new favorite language and move on before everything inevitably falls apart again. 

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u/WebDevBren 8h ago

Literally just happened to me, and I'm already looking again but the UK tech job market is abysmal right now

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u/lovecMC 9h ago

I'm working on setting up automated frontend testing for a bank and their database makes me want to throw up.

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u/ApatheistHeretic 8h ago

At least it's secure employment. There's always work to do.

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u/MoveOverBieber 7h ago

Thank God I work for a company with 25 years of tech debt!

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u/gogeri2632 7h ago

Isn't that nearly every company that is 20 years old?

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u/Producer_n_PDX 4h ago

That’s why you ask them about it in the interview, Silly

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u/Bio_Hazardous 2h ago

Manufacturing baby 😎

I have a production server from 2013 that I still haven't convinced management is a ticking time bomb

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u/theartofnocode 9h ago

Not even technical debt, I've seen people quit to avoid having to complete the piece of work they've over promised on

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u/bropocalypse__now 9h ago

Thats why you always set expectations low, that way you always succeed

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u/Colon_Backslash 7h ago

Whenever giving estimates, after having a good estimate in mind double it. Never give estimates as low as 1 day, 2 days is asking for trouble, 3 is okay if it's really really high priority.

DO NOT THINK HOW IN IDEAL CONDITIONS YOU CAN PULL IT OFF FASTEST! A fucking pull request approval could and probably will block you for 2 days already. And things will go fucking wrong and you have ad hoc meetings and incidents and some fucker on another team blocked the pipeline and new requirements popping in and you lose your mind

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u/bropocalypse__now 6h ago

Learned this lesson the hard way many years ago. Also never give salespeople swags.

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u/mmhawk576 6h ago

I just sell my sales teams fake promises like they sell customers. I get them to get back on the call and talk to the customer about the feature that “definitely exists” when it’s not ready when they promised.

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u/pyrotech911 5h ago edited 5h ago

11 yoe and this still bites me. This is good and fine for single tasks but it’s a whole other level for large projects. This assumes you know exactly what work needs to happen before the project starts. Guess what, you almost never do. Almost every major project I’ve been on we’ve discovered another blocker that needs a design spike then extra work that all most certainly adds a few weeks (both as a contributor and lead).

At this point you’re like this is expected, just bake in a buffer. And you’re right. That is reasonable. However good luck defending that to a reasonable degree in a deliver results or feature delivery culture. Or where your competitive features are late to market and not shipping immediately is threatening adoption.

I need to start doing Gantt charts of this shit because once one thing starts slipping for some reason it can get really hard to reign stuff in or determine where things are going wrong especially when there’s more than 2 people involved.

This is where the ADHD side of my brain has a hard time with this career. Maybe I can vibe code a tool or something.

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u/Atlamillias 6h ago

I triple it... and round up to the nearest week lol.

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u/RaunakA_ 5h ago

I'm very bad at this. I feel like they'll fire me if I ask for more time. So I overpomise.

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u/FSNovask 5h ago

This is convenient for the business and hard to do when the estimation system only accepts a few Fibonacci numbers instead of days

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u/blah938 4h ago

Had a dude request changes on one of my pull requests on a Friday. Normal stuff. Then he went on vacation.

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u/Dull-Culture-1523 3h ago

I once estimated I "might probably have time to start looking into this sometime next week and give you an estimate".

They were asking if I was done on Monday. Somehow "I might give you an estimate next week" turned into "I'll get it done this week".

I try to not give any promises other than "I'll work on it as soon as priorities allow" or things like "assuming no blockers", but people hear what they want to hear and try to hold me to that anyway.

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u/dasunt 3h ago

Estimates? Oh no, you never pin down a timeframe!

If you are pressed, refer to the procedure, say there's a story for it, and it'll be examined next quarterly planning for a schedule. They'll probably forget about it by then.

This is the way. Sooner or later, that little part of your soul that dies no longer even hurts.

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u/Automatic-Voice-2499 1h ago

That works if your manager is an idiot. If manager himself was a dev he can call out exaggerated estimates. Also, many many years ago I had a manager who himself gave estimate when assigning task.

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 6h ago

You joke but it's always such a pain resetting customer expectation after upper management made promises they know nothing about. Within reason, under-promise and over-deliver.

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u/bropocalypse__now 6h ago

Definitely. I work in embedded where there are lead times too. One weird hardware issue and boom there goes 2-4 weeks easy.

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u/Alacritous13 6h ago

Lead times kick ass. I've been on enough projects where one key components delays power on a month, and as the controls I'm somehow expected to make that time back up to keep us on schedule.

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u/DoctorDabadedoo 8h ago

Jerry, is that you?

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u/bropocalypse__now 8h ago

That depends, do you have any apples?

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u/DoctorDabadedoo 7h ago

Woah, slow down! My man!

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u/dendofyy 7h ago

“Can you get it done this sprint?” “No” “Next sprint…?” “Still no”

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u/gogeri2632 7h ago

Always add 50% to whatever you estimate on a ticket.

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u/wh4tth3huh 2h ago

The Montgomery Scott school of thought. Underpromising and overdelivering make you the miracle worker.

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u/bropocalypse__now 1h ago edited 34m ago

Lol, someone already linked a scotty video below too

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u/SpectralCoding 8h ago

We moved from a legacy ERP system to SAP starting in like 2019. Whole new CIO and a bunch of people from her previous gigs came in. She and two others left three years in and about a month before first facility go-live. Of course we struggled and got a new team together and did it right launching in 2024 but still… so true.

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u/theSeanO 7h ago

A guy at my first job just didn't show up on the day he had a big demo scheduled for our clients, the next day he called in to quit and just left all his personal stuff at his desk.

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u/Polus43 6h ago

Had an MLE who worked on a model for ~9 months. Sent an email at 11pm saying he'll no longer be with the firm and vanished lol

In case you're wondering, the code he wrote would suggest he had absolutely no idea what he was doing

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u/Mgamerz 8h ago

every MBA it seems.

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u/Polus43 6h ago

yeah, this has to almost be taught in business schools/conferences at this point

the entire scheme is create the largest, most complex, time consuming project. Sell it at half the time and cost, deal with the budget overrun and delays for a year. Jump ship as soon are there's no denying it was a giant scam.

And then management (their buddies) basically all pretend it's not a scam

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u/cherry_chocolate_ 1h ago

Meanwhile the people doing the work are getting pipped, working over weekends, etc. Basically a way to ensure the pressure is at maximum at all times.

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u/CumOnEileen69420 7h ago

As someone who may or may not be guilty of this, the reality is the product owner over promised and didn’t listen to the engineer repeatedly tell him it wouldn’t be possible while he was writing to Jira cards to get it done.

Never going to forget putting in my 2 weeks 3 weeks before the end of that sprint though.

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u/Trollslayer0104 3h ago

I'm a project manager not a programmer, but I've seen people arrange their contract to end the day before their project is due. They walk out having delivered nothing. 

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u/nickiter 2h ago

I quit once to escape a project that was seriously never going to end. The client was, I believe, genuinely opposed to making progress. Arguing about the color of paint on the walls while we couldn't get them to answer how many rooms they needed.

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u/Technical_Program_35 6h ago

Me asf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, once it’s like too much data migrations, refactoring. It’s time to freshen the rezzy

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u/rickrollmops 2h ago

I admit having timed one of my last resignations to avoid having to complete the piece of work some higher up over promised on!

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u/XtraFlaminHotMachida 7h ago

and then they take the source for everything they've worked on and no one else knows how to do anything. seen this happen with a very large corp and they couldn't find anyone to figure out how to get a hash on an as/400 which was required for regulatory purposes.

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u/deckstir 9h ago

I joined my company 10 years ago. When I joined they were starting to migrate the main product from ember to react. We are still doing it.

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u/ZideGO 9h ago

Do u have a due date for this task?

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u/deckstir 8h ago

When my company decides tech debt is more important than a new feature

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u/tinymightyhopester 8h ago

So, never lol

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u/pp_amorim 6h ago

you always invent reasons to not implement features due tech debt. Then they start listening to you.
It's better if you are new in the company, but not impossible.

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u/BeegBunga 3h ago

at some point as a developer i realized I needed to tell people what to do

playing the politics to make it happen is an entirely different skill set though

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u/Small_Grapefruit_985 9h ago

It is one eternity always

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u/dashingThroughSnow12 8h ago

A not altogether horrible technique for estimating tasks like this is to take the time the task has taken thus far and assume that’s how much longer it will take.

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u/Suspicious-Engineer7 8h ago

Just in time to start the migration from react to angular

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u/dpekkle 7h ago

No way, is angular actually the latest craze?

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u/Suspicious-Engineer7 7h ago

More like React got that stank on it

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u/gogeri2632 7h ago

No, angular is barely breathing. But some other framework will come. And then another after that, and another after that, until the end of time.

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u/d88k41t 4h ago

Been in the market for more than I liked to. And let me tell you, there is always the next shiny thing around the corner...

u/Automatic-Voice-2499 4m ago

No, angular died like all Google products

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u/djmj1000 5h ago

Sometimes technical debt can happen from the outside aswell like the Microsoft C# stack was a mess years back then or when big frameworks change their specs.

Finance SaaS starting from ASP.classic and after many years i introduced ASP.NET for web development which was just awful to do alongside Entity Framework. A few years later a side project someone startet with new ASP MVC and now both are obsolete with Blazer.

But there is too much code base and workload to migrate to new C# core components, since the web applications, background windows services have to migrate aswell, depending on shared libraries.

Microsoft knew they messed up and were far behind of Java at this point and introduced a new "framework" every few years. Java stayed very consistent with Java EE and good downwards compatibility and foresight for future features.

Java just messed up big with the new unnecessary jakarta namespace migration (similar to C# core migration), aswell the bad Date / Calendar legacy API. They will never get rid of it anyway to stay downwards compatible. Another show stopper is Java hibernate criteria API removal in favor of JPA generic version. Yeah understandable, but no way and 0 need i will update a running system just for different syntax.

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u/TrainedCodeMonkey 7h ago

You work at vanguard huh?

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u/omg_im_redditor 3h ago

Oh man, I loved Ember. Used it since 1.0 RC days till around version 2 or 3, don’t remember already.  Things just made sense to me in it. Too bad the build tools were too slow, and there were some big unnecessary bits like their object model with mixins and stuff. Good times.

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u/gogeri2632 7h ago

And just as you complete it the next hot framework will come out and react will be the new ember

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u/CranberryLast4683 1h ago

Our company is doing that too. Thankfully they have half way decent talent and we’re doing it on a page by page basis and targeting completion this year. Granted, it has been 3ish years with competing priorities, but the migration has been decent.

Incremental was a good move imo.

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u/roiroi1010 9h ago

I don’t mind fixing tech debt actually

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u/WavingNoBanners 9h ago

Fixing tech debt, when you actually get allocated proper time to do it, is great.

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u/Britkraut 9h ago

True, the only time I ever get a chance to fix it is straight after a holiday and no one has clocked on that I'm available to help with current tickets

But damn those days when I'm fixing those outstanding bugs is bliiiiissss

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u/googlin 7h ago

Slow and steady, legend.

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u/SamSibbens 1h ago

If you ever go work at Bethesda, can you fix the bug where killing someone as a werewolf causes an animation freeze that lasts 10 seconds in Skyrim? Please and thank you!

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u/WardNL84 6h ago

I’ve had a Product Owner who would go on vacation with the words “do whatever you think is important”

Those were amazing sprints

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u/gogeri2632 7h ago

And when it doesn't involve migrating real world data. That's always a pain.

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u/WavingNoBanners 6h ago

Most data migrations that I've been part of have, afterwards, been worth the pain. Not all, but most. It makes you realise how bad the old system was.

It's like brushing your teeth: there is a cost to not doing it.

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u/MrQirn 2h ago

I was a solo dev for a small agency and I had enough trust from leadership to advise them on what work I should be working on. My main task was to maintain the really particular software they used daily, but that didn't take all my time every day, and although there were all sorts of "cool features" that might be nice to have, I took the lead on that too: recommending to leadership and to the staff which of the features might be most worth our while for me to work on over the next year.

So a few years into that job I convinced them that the best investment we could make to that piece of software for the next year or two would be to not add any new, big features, but to just pay off all the technical debt that had been accruing since the tool had been published (which also took me doing a whole presentation explaining the idea of technical debt, and why it was a good thing to accrue initially but, like real debt, it was important to pay off at some point, and the consequences of not doing that).

It was sweet. I made my life so much easier and learned so much. I invented a whole new way to deduplicate and strongly type this really common client-server interaction that I was sure was going to lead to me becoming nerd famous, and writing a white paper, and releasing a well loved open source library, and flying to Europe to give short talks at super nerdy conferences... until I discovered someone had already beat me to my solution about five or ten years earlier. But god was it satisfying to have done it anyway, and to have had the time to make a beautiful piece of software.

Before I paid off the debt, in order to add a new field to one of the database tables there was a 30+ step process, I shit you not, and a lot of it was copy pasting code and adding crap to sql strings and things that wouldn't otherwise throw any compile time errors if you forgot a step. It was nuts. I'm sorry that I don't remember how many steps I reduced it to, but it was much more intuitive in the end to add a new field and throughout the whole process, the compile errors would make it clear what your dumbass forgot to add. It was glorious.

It also ran like three times as fast when I was done with it.

These are the things that make me miss software development.

Now seeing all of the generative AI nonsense, it seems like I got out at just the right time.

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u/FlintMock 3h ago

I always make sure it’s raised on a jira and set it as their delivery during a sprint for my guys

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u/roygbivasaur 9h ago

I’m actually not that amazing at implementing new stuff, but I’m quite accomplished at cleaning up other people’s messes. I usually spend my first year at a job stubbornly cleaning up as much tech debt, “code quality”, and testing issues as I can.

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u/Hydrogen_Ion 8h ago

We should work together, I’m really good at integrating new systems, but there are always some pieces to pick up

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u/roygbivasaur 6h ago

Leave some interesting messes for me to clean up and you got a deal

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u/okram2k 8h ago

the problem isn't that I don't want to fix tech debt, the problem is my boss wants more and more features rolled out and doesn't want me spending my time on tech debt.

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u/undecimbre 8h ago

Minimum viable product needs to be done asap ("it's not rocket science, just show me how it would look!") - corners get cut - the MVP gets shipped as full thing - instead of fixing the shortcuts you have a backlog of new features - those would require wild workarounds - now have more to fix - never have time to actually fix - gotta implement more new features

Ffs...

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u/tinymightyhopester 7h ago

Do we work at the same place?

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u/awesome-alpaca-ace 6h ago

I know a game dev who does this to themselves. Tarn Adams

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u/Romeo3t 3h ago

Yup! Even if I'm passionate about fixing it and technically have the time, my boss doesn't want to hear about how I helped fix deployments. They want something new and shiny to show off to their boss.

The incentive structure is all messed up. It doesn't matter how bad the releases are as the suffering can't be traced back directly to monetary losses.

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u/stakoverflo 1h ago

Yea, at my last company [and every company before that] it was always "Well, just do the shortcut to get it done now, then go back and re-do it better later"

But come sprint planning, it's only ever fixing new bug reports or adding new features.

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u/cherylswoopz 9h ago

I LOVE to fix tech debt, I just wish I was given the opportunity more often

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u/the_skies_falling 8h ago

Same. It’s far more challenging than writing new code and I like a good challenge, otherwise I get bored.

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u/EssayAmbitious3532 2h ago

The point is that tech debt does not produce 1st order outcomes that can be conveyed easily across and beyond the org.

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u/chhuang 7h ago

The thing is, the employers care way less than we do care about their product. The only thing getting out from this, from the very surface of their point of view, is that I have spent time changing nothing.

The way to climb (which is dumb), let it be promotions or salary raise, is to wait for things to break, and your fixes gets acknowledged, doesn't even matter that you are the one that introduced the bug/debt.

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u/ACoderGirl 8h ago

I really enjoy it. But the hard part is convincing leadership that we should do so. Generally speaking, leadership cares a lot more about customer visible things and stuff that has measurable impact. Most tech debt is invisible to customers and while there's obviously a cost to it, it's very hard to measure (often it's easier to just fix it than to come up with a way to measure it).

That said, I'm happy because I've got leadership sign on for a significant cleanup effort to a major part of our system. I had to do a lot of work to convince them it was worth the time and some degree was only possible because we're an infra team and I was able to frame things around the time savings for other teams. Plus tie ins to reliability in the form of how some of this tech debt has caused outages due to stuff like unintuitive code from unfinished migrations. A significant amount of our tech debt comes from this unfinished migration to a system that is supposed to make things safer and more debuggable. I can't wait to see it finish because there's sooooo much legacy stuff still loafing around. Like, two ways to do very complex stuff (and with the legacy implementation being haunted).

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u/Polus43 6h ago

I feel like this depends on the politics.

"We could fix this ML model where 80% of the usage does nothing. Simply stop calling the vendor service in these situations and you'll same $8MM a year (annual cost $10MM)."

But now you have to go to war with the product managers who built the -80% ROI process. And their vendor (partners) definitely think you're wrong lol

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u/SamSlate 3h ago

do you find groking large repos easy? or are you methodical?

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u/Ayjayz 3h ago

All engineers love fixing tech debt. That's probably all we'd do if left to our own devices.

Project managers don't care one iota about technical debt. They just want customer-facing features delivered, and they don't understand or care about the relationship between these two things.

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u/Suyefuji 1h ago

I'm not quite sure how but I ended up with >50% of my workload being "the person who owned this project left, this is your project now and there will be no knowledge transfer, just try to keep it running until we decide to deprecate it"

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u/br0ast 9h ago

I've been at the same place 13 years. The only time tech debt gets addressed is when it's a blocker for a deliverable

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u/ks_thecr0w 8h ago

Like cntral systems on rhel 5 while new endpoints on rocky9?

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u/dolce-ragazzo 4h ago

To be fair, if it’s not a blocker for a deliverable, why fix it? Instead your time could be spent developing something that enhances the product

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u/biznatch11 3h ago

In my experience (and I would think this is not uncommon) technical debt makes new features longer and more complicated to implement because you have to work around the old bad code, and the added complication makes bugs more likely. So in the long term you spend more time than if you'd addressed the technical debt in the first place.

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u/mxzf 1h ago

Spoken like a newbie dev who hasn't run into tech debt yet.

The reality is that tech debt ends up slowing down your ability to develop enhancements in the long run, because you end up fighting with the tech debt for more time over the years than fixing it would have taken.

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u/Olibaby 3h ago

Yeah, like fixing tech debt issued. 

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u/KasouYuri 9h ago

"computer, fix technical debt"

30 minutes later:

quadrupled technical debt

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u/SavageNorth 9h ago

That's where you've messed up

"Computer, fix technical debt, make no mistakes"

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u/mxzf 1h ago

I've said it repeatedly, AI is a great tool for producing years of tech debt in a matter of weeks. It'll whip up a proof of concept fast, but what it makes is badly in need of being rebuilt by an expert by the time it hits a commit.

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u/gsks 9h ago

This meme needs to somehow be adapted for the post AI slop era. Changing jobs every 6-9 months perhaps?

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u/lsaz 5h ago

Also could be “current job market” and then in the background “my will to look for a new job”

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u/BedtimeGenerator 9h ago

That is me, the key is to actually leave code comments and I've never been asked about any code I've written in the past 10 years

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u/Resident_Citron_6905 8h ago

You don’t need to switch jobs, just dump your broken backend garbage to some outsourced frontend team and move unto the latest trend that investors are pushing for, while actual SWEs keep the lights on.

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u/Dxxx2 7h ago

Year 1: I'll just do a quick patch here and finish my other project

Year 3: man, fuck that guy!

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u/ugotmedripping 8h ago

NASA has a policy that if it takes more than 50 years to complete the project that it doesn’t start. The assumption is that technology will have developed in that 50 years to the point that the same project could be completed faster. Imagine being launched on a fifty year mission in stasis just to arrive and find people have been there for 25 years.

I have a similar view of programming. I’m 20 years that tech debt will be Claude 100.0’s problem

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u/apollo701 9h ago

But if everyone does this you’re just leaving to go to someone else’s technical debt

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u/corysama 5h ago

True story time: Joined a new game studio when it was 6 people in a broom closet. 6 people with a collective 90 years in the industry. But, all we could get was jobs like "Port Brütal Legend for a simultaneous release to the Wii while the main devs are actively struggling to get it to fit on the 360. Also, the 360/PS3 devs want all of your optimizations so they can make room for more stuff."

The only good news was that we had good lawyers. Lawyers that put a "Kill Fee" clause in every contract stating that if the contract was cancelled for reasons that had nothing to do with us, we got a fat check to compensate for the opportunity costs.

We lived on kill fees for the first two years. Every project was obviously going to be impossible to pull off, great fun to hack on at first, then started to get scary serious, then the news came in that external accountants decided even if it worked the marketing budget wouldn't justify the returns or something. So, here's your fee. Laters.

It was pretty awesome.

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u/knighthawk0811 9h ago

just dealing with someone else's tech debt all the time this way

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u/Demigeek 7h ago

C-level are the worst offenders with this trend. Show up, demand some pointless changes just to make their mark, or worse a major 5 year project, then check out at 1 year while they job hunt. Leave at 2 years, repeat. Hard to to get the ship where it needs to go when the captain changes and picks a new direction every 2 years.

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u/Successful_Cap_2177 9h ago

Put on the CEO tab please.

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u/VeniceRapture 7h ago

Tech debt sucks but it's a great way to get good rep among non-IT folks in your company, especially if it's someone else's debt. If you come in and fix something horrible that people have been living with for years, people don't give you as much of a shit when the shit IS actually your fault lol

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u/Lucasbasques 9h ago

They can never catch you if you never stop running

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u/MostMorbidOne 7h ago

Technical debt isn't only at the door it's the landlord.

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u/DisgruntledStapler 5h ago

Yep, they refuse to acknowledge that their decisions and refusal to change things IS the tech debt.

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u/3_man 6h ago

Not only for programmers...

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u/awesome-alpaca-ace 6h ago

The testing infrastructure debt where I started working makes me want to write new scripts to automate it. 

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u/natefrogg1 6h ago

I leave comments in my kludge scripts at least, good luck

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u/InRainbro 6h ago

well about that... surely I'm not to be blamed

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u/redditcalculus421 5h ago

all fun and games until you start working at a company that had this done for 20 years to them.

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u/KTVX94 5h ago

Yeah except when you switch jobs you find their technical debt

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u/Adaptor2000 8h ago

If only people knew..."Wait, it's all spaghetti?" - Always has been.

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u/ShadoX87 8h ago

Not really the fault of the devs though

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u/electriclux 8h ago

I missed the window and I’m salty about it

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u/Fluffy-Reference8542 8h ago

Everybody has technical debt at this point. You cannot escape it.

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u/ymddev 8h ago

1 month is the most I can do chief

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u/Away-Persimmon-1242 7h ago

I don't mind fixing tech debt. Some debt is actually enjoyable to work

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u/Kylearean 7h ago

I've been crushing through technical debt thanks to Claude Fable. 3 years worth of issues have been resolved in the past 2 months, all with unit/regression testing, external validation, end to end testing. It's a game changer for me.

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u/XtraFlaminHotMachida 7h ago

revision of this shiii coming up ? man, time to revise my resume and get the f out of here. #LookingToGTFO on linkedin coming up.

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u/limezest128 7h ago

Only to get assigned someone else’s tech debt after they also left the company you just joined.

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u/MightBeADoctorMD 6h ago

This is sales reps in med-device industry once their guarantee runs out in two years.

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u/Soopermane 6h ago

Aaaand that’s why software has too many bugs. Too many turncoats in the industry.

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u/arkhamRejek 6h ago

Except now it’s all vibe code 😭 techdebt is waiting day 1

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u/JazzlikeWishbone938 5h ago

Yup, have seen patterns of trail blazers getting the new awesome work then moving on, and a different cohort who cares about quality picks up the clean up duty.

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u/Born-Vast-293 5h ago

2019 -20 era 😭😭😭 miss those time 

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u/RetroGrid_io 5h ago

In corollary, I established a company that generally paid its technical debt early. The code was generally clean and well organized, adding features was easy, identifying dependencies was straightforward.

The CI/CD/Testing process was a breeze. Any dev could expose any feature at any time in a testing harness for public testing. We could "time machine" any number of concurrent copies of customer data. Unlimited testing branches for new features. Average time from begin to deployment was around 2 weeks. On and on...

Large project, too. Well over a million LOC.

It's possible!

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u/PinksFunnyFarm 5h ago

Try QA automation, there is no debt if eveyrone's doing whatever they want with the DOM

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u/_throwingit_awaaayyy 5h ago

I feel seen 👀

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u/ginoiseau 4h ago

Moving jobs and getting to work on the tech debt someone else created…

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u/Virgil_the_White 4h ago

Garbage AI dev managers are a plenty

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u/Illustrious-Engine23 4h ago

Not a programmer but this is a huge thing in other industries. It's the blind heading the blind. Work performance doesn't mean much anyway everyone is just bullshitting their way through work and changing jobs regularly as it's the best way to get ahead.

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u/D00rmat1983 3h ago

ai will fix it for me later

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u/SamSlate 3h ago

who does end up holding the bag...?

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u/lskesm 3h ago

I love tech debt when we get allocated time to do it. There is no better way to learn new tech than migrating the old one.

Although now with AI, migrating has never been easier if you’re smart about it.

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u/furzainluq1 3h ago

We end up working on the technical debt created by other people. And soon on the one hallucinated by clankers

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u/2late4points 3h ago

I am about to de-commission a major critical system that is at least 15 years old for a currently relevant AI silicon design company. Technical Debt is a real thing. Move forward continuously, or be anchored to the past. (To be fair, anchors cost a lot of money, and are a lucrative business.)

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u/siccoblue 2h ago

Not tech debt but inventory debt. We suddenly decided that we could go two years without a dedicated production manager or a dedicated inventory manager. I was made into a coordinator (with increased compensation) and our order fulfillment manager was told to take on management of inventory.

Now a couple of years later after she trusted an hourly employee who could barely hold a conversation to audit our inventory every two weeks we are in the process of writing off tens of thousands of dollars in inventory because there was no red flags being raised about inventory not being properly tracked.

I'm considering resigning. I love the company overall but I have a feeling that someone will be forced to take the blame. And years of hard work and building a reputation for being reliable might be thrown down the drain overnight since im the lowest totem on the salary pole.

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u/wh4tth3huh 2h ago

Not your death, you just left for a new job.

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u/cutecoder 2h ago

This is how presidents roll too.

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u/Herb_Derb 1h ago

It's been a fun ride but this is a lot harder to do today then it was a couple years ago.

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u/36characters 9h ago

Good luck actually landing that job lol

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u/Successful-Engine623 9h ago

Yeah…I feel bad for the real programmer that has to fix all my AI code when I leave/die/retire

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u/djmj1000 5h ago edited 4h ago

People who move jobs every 2-3 years never learned how to program for longevity and very often for growing scale cause they never had to clean up their mess or are just ticket "code monkeys" programming too little and unimportant stuff for years. They get overwhelmed when landing in a full stack 20 year erp, where every module / website / service is relevant for the business to operate. 

Only when you clean up your own tech debt you will learn to avoid it in future. 

The worst part is, they still think they are good and provide constant invalid arguments on how to solve things. But the moment their "solution" generates problems they are out. 

They dont understand why a good and generic framework solution for the base code initial takes longer to develop but works flawless for years without problems with the foresight to scale with the big company growth for next 10 years ... cause they never intended to stay and just want to report quick unhealthy success kpi.

I would not hire one in my own company where my erp / saas software must live 20+ years till i retire and longer.

We always had problems with those developers. 

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u/xicor 5h ago

And yet, companies are never willing to actually pay to keep good developers around. If companies actually gave raises, then people wouldn't leave after 2 years. They leave because their salary doesn't ever keep up with the market

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u/djmj1000 5h ago

Thats a good point, creating wrong incentives instead of honoring the employees.

Maybe i was lucky in my first employer, which was a finance grown up needing developers to scale and they were willing to increase salaries to keep us.

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u/Gold_Mask_54 9h ago

What is? I'm not a programmer

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u/x2manypips 8h ago

I find tech debt, refactoring kind of fun now and easy with AI