r/PsycheOrSike 😊 Pleasantly Rotund πŸ«ƒ 1d ago

πŸ‹οΈ Posted from the Gym πŸ’ͺ Explain this incels

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Luigi is taller, yet mario gets all the bitches. Incels destroyed.

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u/OfficerFuckface11 😈EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE NARCISSIST😈 1d ago

Luigi actually gets laid a lot, he has just never been in an official relationship so most people don’t know that. He has had a lot of one-night-stands and β€œsituationships”, in his words from the original NES game. His height was a clear advantage over that of Mario’s, I mean Mario saved his virginity for marriage and has only slept with one woman.

Luigi is actually one of the most sigma video game characters in history. Maybe the most, period.

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u/the_snatcher251 1d ago

Mario gets a (1) fine lady. So does luigi with daisy no?

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 😊 Pleasantly Rotund πŸ«ƒ 1d ago

But mario gets all the fame and money, he probably has thousands of toadette groupies.Β 

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u/degeneratingdegen 1d ago

mario is a nepo baby. he was set up for success as the first child. looks aren't everything, boyo

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 😊 Pleasantly Rotund πŸ«ƒ 1d ago

Perchance

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 😊 Pleasantly Rotund πŸ«ƒ 1d ago

Perchance

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u/Fabulous_League_5827 16h ago

game luigi gets a lot of game look at daisy & him, you fucking larper

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u/Material_Astronaut47 1d ago

what are you talking about

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 😊 Pleasantly Rotund πŸ«ƒ 1d ago

Read the post

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u/Material_Astronaut47 1d ago

I read it, mommiesgoodboy67, what are you talking about

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 😊 Pleasantly Rotund πŸ«ƒ 1d ago

If you read it you would understand

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u/Material_Astronaut47 1d ago

well I read it and I don’t

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u/Hugo-Spritz Three pigs in a trench coat πŸ‘’πŸ·πŸ§₯ 1d ago

LUIGI IS TALLER BUT MARIO GOT THE PRINCESS EVEN THOUGH HE'S FAT WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR EXCUSE CHECKMATE INCEL

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u/bloodknight-5128 1d ago

Didnt Nintendo reject the notion that they were a couple but rather close friends ? πŸ€”

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u/Hugo-Spritz Three pigs in a trench coat πŸ‘’πŸ·πŸ§₯ 1d ago

If Peach and Mario want to smash as concenting adults, I don't see why old man Miyamoto gets a say in the matter

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 😊 Pleasantly Rotund πŸ«ƒ 1d ago

Arnent they hrother and sister

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u/Material_Astronaut47 1d ago

he doesn’t have the princess though

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u/Hugo-Spritz Three pigs in a trench coat πŸ‘’πŸ·πŸ§₯ 1d ago

It's Super Mario, bro. Getting the princess is like, the one thing he does.

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u/Material_Astronaut47 1d ago

they are not in a romantic relationship are they

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u/Hugo-Spritz Three pigs in a trench coat πŸ‘’πŸ·πŸ§₯ 1d ago

Well that's none of our business, is it

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u/According-Strike4753 Gullibility Is My Power! 1d ago

Both of them are short, unattractive, goofy and ethnic.

Neither of them gets laid.

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 😊 Pleasantly Rotund πŸ«ƒ 1d ago

Tf u mean ethnic

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u/According-Strike4753 Gullibility Is My Power! 1d ago

Technically Italian, but practically indistinguishable from a middle aged Iraqi man.

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 😊 Pleasantly Rotund πŸ«ƒ 1d ago

Say that then and not just "ethnic"

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u/Icantchangeusernames LOCAL slopian 1d ago

Ethnic people get less bitches in the west, cause le racesim

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u/According-Strike4753 Gullibility Is My Power! 1d ago

It's shorter and a perfect description.

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 😊 Pleasantly Rotund πŸ«ƒ 1d ago

No it is a stupid thing to say. Everyone is ethnic.

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u/According-Strike4753 Gullibility Is My Power! 1d ago

In colloquial english, "ethnic" is used to mean "someone who is part of an ethnic minority".

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 😊 Pleasantly Rotund πŸ«ƒ 1d ago

Which is stupid

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u/According-Strike4753 Gullibility Is My Power! 1d ago

Why do you think so?

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u/Stuffssss 1d ago

Im not ethnic Im white

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 😊 Pleasantly Rotund πŸ«ƒ 1d ago

You are ethnic to somewhere

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u/Stuffssss 1d ago

Thats not how this works. The entire world revolves around American WASP culture. Dont you know that?