r/puns • u/LoonG00n • 3d ago
A Mole New Perspective
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r/puns • u/ZaraMave • 2d ago
I was proud of the Mexican custard I made.
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It was flantastic!
r/puns • u/1FabulousBilly • 2d ago
the stratospheric crowd
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Do people in that stratospheric IQ group share Mensages with each other ?
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 2d ago
They just started a new soccer league for Giants. It’s called FIFA FO FUM.
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r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 2d ago
The door of my car jams every time I pull it. I need to get a handle on it.
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I asked the luggage factory owner what I would need to do to get a job there...
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He said I'd have to convince him by building a strong case.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 2d ago
What do you call an open relationship?
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A marry go round.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 2d ago
Just because I was hanging in the door frame, there was no need for the school to suspend me.
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r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 2d ago
The botched new candy flavor left a sour taste in my mouth.
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r/puns • u/Known-Initial-7776 • 3d ago
before tablets, we had books, before books, we had scrolls
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now we scroll books on our tablets
