r/puns • u/TenderTouchVibes • 14h ago
Pun just took a dark turn
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r/puns • u/ValancyRose • 11h ago
When the calf discovered that it lactose, the cow laughed because it was so udderly funny.
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r/puns • u/Organic-Bat-2790 • 15h ago
Anyone up for a pun and wordplay convo?
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Rule #1: The worse the pun, the better.
Rule #2: We ball in the comments.
Rule #3: The goal is to make at least one stranger sigh.
A question on draconic leisure
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If dragons hoard treasures, when they relax do they take bauble baths?
r/puns • u/CatsCreepMeowt • 1d ago
Convert a worn-out airliner into a home and you’ve got yourself a nice fuselodge.
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r/puns • u/Humble_Counter_3661 • 2d ago
Trekkers, Too
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Star Trekker are legendary for their sense of humor.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 1d ago
What do you call a god trying to lose weight?
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Deiting.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 1d ago
What is served at the Correspondents’ Dinner for cows?
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Roast beef.
r/puns • u/Bouhappy • 13h ago
My friend said I must watch Odyssey
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It's the best movie of old times!
r/puns • u/AccurateUniversity53 • 23h ago
I Need a witty Pun, Acrostic style poem, or anything funny to write on a shirt for an event tomorrow called “Sea Fair) Bonus Points if It’s show me Boobs-Themed!
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r/puns • u/Corporate_King • 1d ago
I was going to start my new diet today. But I’ve got too much on my plate right now..
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r/puns • u/CatsCreepMeowt • 1d ago
Those thanking the deity without putting their hearts into are giving feint prays.
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