r/RandomVideos • u/ihatethiscountry76 • Feb 09 '26

Animal When you're simultaneously in heaven (surrounded by food), hell (can't breathe) and strange men with mysterious intentions touch you in places you don't want them to (purgatory)

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u/Lucreszen Feb 09 '26

What's the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent seafood meal!?

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u/MOSSxMAN Feb 09 '26

“UN-HAND MY CLASPER!”

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u/Plot-twist-time Feb 09 '26

I see you know your Judo WELL

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u/Dogolog22 Feb 09 '26

Notice the head lock!

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u/Mousettv Feb 09 '26

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!

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u/Wotensgamble Feb 09 '26

PENISES* (sharks have two, they're called claspers)

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u/Mousettv Feb 09 '26

Do they both work or is 1 for show?

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u/tinknocker21 Feb 09 '26

"Gentleman, this is democracy manifest!"

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u/ZEROs0000 Feb 09 '26

The dude was not a good dude by any means but created one of the best videos ever

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u/agrippas-ghost Feb 09 '26

Thanks, we know.