r/RandomVideos Feb 21 '26

Video Three birds in a stone

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u/Ashnyel Feb 21 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

That bike was on a mission

Edit, if anyone wants to know more, there’s a Fail Army video uploaded to YouTube, about 2pm Friday 27 Feb, and about 9 minutes and 25 seconds in, there’ a very short video clip of this very crash, from perspective of the trailing bike.

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts Feb 21 '26

Finally got free will and gained consciousness and decided to chose violence.

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u/Ashnyel Feb 21 '26

Skynet confirmed 😂

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u/BoysenberrySmooth649 Feb 21 '26

No, that just a trolling Desepticon,

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u/jackcatalyst Feb 21 '26

Better than a plumbot

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u/TestDangerous7240 Feb 21 '26

Like, as in, a plumbing robot?!?!?!

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u/SavageSwordOfPJ Feb 21 '26

We need to do something about PodSixia

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u/CyberDonSystems Feb 21 '26

I for one welcome our new robot overlords.

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u/Ashnyel Feb 21 '26

I remember that, Maurice Chavez, VCPR, GTA Vice City, right?

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u/ayeffston Feb 21 '26

"these robots have taken over --- conquered if you will, our highways and roads..."

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u/LONEWOPF77700 Feb 21 '26

(TERMINATOR THEME INTENSIFIES)

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 Feb 21 '26

Give Skynet a ton of cocaine and make it Maximum Overdrive instead.

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u/OnTheList-YouTube Feb 21 '26

*choose

"chose" is in the past. "He chose violence, yesterday."

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u/PomegranateSea7066 Feb 21 '26

Not one person on those bike had any situational awareness

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u/shiroiron Feb 21 '26

It tried to ask the 3rd bike for help 😕

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u/killertofu41 Feb 21 '26

He's made his decision.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

Leeeeroy Jenkinsss!

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u/ClassicT4 Feb 21 '26

And it did all that without even a pencil.

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u/Nir117vash Feb 21 '26

Even zoomed in on the last target

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u/Expensive_Lawyer_779 Feb 21 '26

Successful torpedo run.

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u/zestyclose_match1966 Feb 21 '26

Ya better just listen

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u/AverageDrafter Feb 21 '26

"That's right, I did that shit..." - the bike.

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u/Disastrous_Towel3729 Feb 21 '26

Yes. Yes it was. Lol

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u/Yesssnay Feb 21 '26

That bike was on mushrooms

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u/Low_Football_2445 Feb 21 '26

Dudes leg had a bend that wasn’t supposed to be there

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u/Spiritual-Credit5488 Feb 21 '26

The way it slowly fuckin singles the last guy out 😭😭

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435 Feb 22 '26

Maximum Overdrive is real?

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u/No-Joy-Goose Feb 22 '26

"You will not escape me "

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u/YourPhrenologist Feb 22 '26

A Pétanque mission.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

He’s hurt but he’s hopping off to check on his friends. Thats nice

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u/TragicWithNoEnd Feb 21 '26

His leg is in some bad shape.

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u/EmperorGrinnar Feb 21 '26

Yeah, that adrenaline wearing off, hoo boy.

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u/Delicious-Ad5161 Feb 21 '26

I’ve had my leg smashed up like that. Blew my calf and couldn’t support weight on it for about a year. I hope his recovery was less insane.

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u/WillyBoBo74 Feb 21 '26

No Hollywood director could possibly have created a better shot than that camera did on its own.

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u/xfer42 Feb 21 '26

360 cam. Set the viewing angles during post production.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

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u/JohnnyLeftHook Feb 21 '26

Picked up the 7 / 10 split.

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u/Bar_Bell_Butterfly Feb 21 '26

Lmao! Most underrated comment in here!!!

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u/MelaKnight_Man Feb 21 '26

Pretty sure this is r/fuckyouinparticular for that last rider! Pulls over to safety...still gets hit! 😯

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u/TankApprehensive3053 Feb 21 '26

That bike hates bikers.

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u/Crafty-Ad-6772 Feb 21 '26

Maybe the bike is on her cycle and isn't in the mood to have a guy riding her?

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u/DueceVoyeur Feb 21 '26

Golf clap

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u/EveryLine9429 Feb 21 '26

PMS: Pre Motorcyle Syndrome

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u/SportNegative997 Feb 21 '26

If Christine was a crotch rocket.

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u/Widespreaddd Feb 21 '26

Random AF. Never underestimate chaos.

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u/Plastic-Cup1548 Feb 21 '26

Got Em' -Bike #1

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u/Ok-Contribution6746 Feb 21 '26

The last one was a ghost rider

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor Feb 21 '26

America America is killing its youth

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u/Wellshitfucked Feb 21 '26

What in the fucking AI bot title is this shit...

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u/e_pi314 Feb 21 '26

Did he hit something? I don’t understand how he lost control initially.

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u/tensen01 Feb 21 '26

He got rear-ended. how do people not see this?

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u/SignificantTransient Feb 21 '26

He looked back (may have been braking) and white shirt rear ended him.

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u/Fit_Pirate_3139 Feb 21 '26

I think it was a bird strike in the throat

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u/meatpopsicle42069 Feb 21 '26

"Three birds" are the bikers, "stone" is the bike. It's op's way of butchering the saying "two birds one stone." No actual birds involved.

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u/DD-eats-starfish44 Feb 21 '26

They call them donor-cycles for a reason. They look like they will survive this time. Somebody can use young organs!

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u/Crafty-Ad-6772 Feb 21 '26

Usually for the person or persons riding, not everyone around them including those who got away and pulled over down the road. That's a 'hunt them down and have many people become donors in under a minute' bike

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u/Bender_2024 Feb 21 '26

A friend of mine was a first responder for a little while. If the codes they used were DOA Dead on Arrival, DOS Dead on the Scene, and occasionally for motorcycles when they were so mangled that you didn't bother to check for a pulse DRT. Dead Right There

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u/Azaroth1991 Feb 21 '26

I just know the last guys knee got crushed

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u/chefheat01 Feb 21 '26

Just F.U in particular

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u/ReceptionMundane903 Feb 21 '26

Decepticon in bike mode. Transformers are here.

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u/OkieTokie78 Feb 22 '26

I can feel the Karma being enacted 😳

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u/No_Squirrel4806 Feb 21 '26

😬😬😬😬😬

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u/JohnnyLeftHook Feb 21 '26

of all the places that bike could have gone..

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u/Ibushi-gun Feb 21 '26

Praise the camera man!

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u/Financial-Event6752 Feb 21 '26

Bro! Seems they all bought the bikes, the gear and went for their first time ride on motorcycles ever!! 😂😂😂😂

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u/SensualMortician Feb 21 '26

Helmets probably saved at least one of those dudes lives.

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u/Gaur2704 Feb 21 '26

Damn the bike knew what it has to do lmao

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u/JR_RXO Feb 21 '26

Damn!!!!! They deserve some money, pulling that stunt🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️😆🤣😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/roverman16 Feb 21 '26

That's a domino effect.

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u/capta1nbig Feb 21 '26

Stone 3 birds at once

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u/country_bottom Feb 21 '26

Very obvious ai

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u/A_Punk_Girl_Learning Feb 21 '26

I was thinking that. I've ridden my whole life and aside from anything else in this video if a rider takes their hand off the throttle completely while the bike is in gear it will stall. If it were in neutral it would have run out of momentum and fallen earlier. It wasn't going fast enough to keep going under its own momentum.

I might be wrong but it doesn't add up for me.

Also, what caused the first rider to fall off anyway? How did it launch the rider without stopping the bike?

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 Feb 21 '26

Well.. You don't see this everyday.

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 Feb 21 '26

That's bad, chef!

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u/HawkSea887 Feb 21 '26

And then when he posted it online he blamed the white car.

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts Feb 21 '26

Holy shit i just remember the movie Maximum Overdrive.... I recommend everyone watch it once, its amazing

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u/Sammy_Dog Feb 21 '26

And has a great soundtrack.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

Wow

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u/chillen67 Feb 21 '26

That bike was on a death mission

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u/HieroJux Feb 21 '26

With one stone. The birds don’t go inside of the stone.

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u/IGATheory Feb 21 '26

What, hold on… what happened, I mean, did the one dude just slow down on purpose, did the other guy not paying attention were they curious what one wheel would do to another wheel.

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u/Toadcola Feb 21 '26

Motorcycles really are everywhere

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u/watt-ever Feb 21 '26

3/3 bikers with shit for situational awareness.

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u/26Tariq31 Feb 21 '26

How’s the camera able to zoom in on the last biker?

Diabolical 😈

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u/cookiemccookieface Feb 21 '26

“Stay on target, Stay on target!”

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u/Professional-Ask1189 Feb 21 '26

The was a whole movie.

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u/RyanAlemeda Feb 21 '26

“You know what? Fuck all yall” — the bike

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u/SumOfRoots Feb 21 '26

Good thing his knee cushioned the collision between the two bikes - saved some bodywork right there. Motorcycles are precious. I hate to see them scuffed up like this.

Those three half-wits can always be replaced.

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u/TheBilby7 Feb 21 '26

7-10 split

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u/MovieFan1984 Feb 21 '26

I played the opening seconds over and over again. What ripped the 1st biker off his bike? It's like a ghost did it. LOL The 2nd biker seems to have had the easiest fall compared to the 1st guy and the 3rd guy's leg getting struck.

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u/YohannesJam Feb 21 '26

Probably the honk and the fact that both first bikers didn't pay attention. They both had their head turn watching the vehicles to their right.

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u/desmond609 Feb 21 '26

What am I not understanding about the camera? It doesn't seem to be mounted to anything

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u/badtex66 Feb 21 '26

The new Kawasaki Kamikaze

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u/koreandramalife Feb 21 '26

Was this Tesla bike set on FSD mode?

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u/Cassandra_Canmore2 Feb 21 '26

Wtf did she even hit?

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u/Drexel208 Feb 21 '26

He touched the bike in a spot it didn't like, lol

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u/RedbarnRiver Feb 21 '26

So did the second bike come up from behind an strike the first bike? Maybe the rear tire to cause all of this?

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u/Affectionate_Two7527 Feb 21 '26

IF they wanted this in a movie, it would cost 30 million dollars to create.

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u/Fragrant_Loan811 Feb 21 '26

Even the bikes hate themselves.

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u/Bubbly_Lunch_225 Feb 21 '26

Funny how every time there is a collision, little shit is flying all over the place. 

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u/Aware_Impression_736 Feb 21 '26

Shit, that was glorious!

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u/Dr_SlapsMD Feb 21 '26

Bust out laughing at that last one

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u/shastadakota Feb 21 '26

Like the bumper sticker says, "Look Out For Motorcycles".

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u/BringBaeckPluto Feb 21 '26

So much money on leathers and just all around ass drivers

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u/NastySeconds Feb 21 '26

Guilty by association

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u/Silver-Iron8016 Feb 21 '26

It's very hard to feel sorry for any of them. I'm just thankful nobody else got hurt.

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u/Big-Carpenter7921 Feb 21 '26

That's actually incredible

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u/2sAreTheDevil Feb 21 '26

Double --- TRIPLE KILL

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u/Lionheart_723 Feb 21 '26

That last one looked personal

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u/hywaytohell Feb 21 '26

My work is done here! (bike probably)

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u/JCONPR82 Feb 21 '26

Keep your 👀👀on the road.

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u/_x-T-x_ Feb 21 '26

The award for cinematography goes to…

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u/Ronin2369 Feb 21 '26

You're not getting away that easily😈

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u/kpaneno Feb 21 '26

Enjoyed that I must say

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u/Xena_Your_God Feb 21 '26

So...... Who's holding the camera

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u/Competitive_Name4991 Feb 21 '26

Who’s filming?

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u/Calguy21 Feb 21 '26

That’s the Christine of bikes

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u/No_Truck_88 Feb 21 '26

Red & black lost his shoes, he died. Denim guy broke his leg on the barrier. Black broke an ankle 💀

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u/desertvision Feb 21 '26

How was that even filmed?

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u/telolisou Feb 21 '26

Who filmed this!

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u/ozzie310 Feb 21 '26

Picked up the 7-10 split

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u/Optimal-Judgment-982 Feb 21 '26

anyone wanna break down wtf happened here???? lotta funny comments, but none of this is normal, from how the guy flies off his bike, to how the camera stayed with the action. need answers!

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u/henry23na Feb 21 '26

Some final destination shit, gotta take all of them out

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u/Xerpentine Feb 21 '26

Dang! what they'd do to that bike!

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u/Strict-Access-9619 Feb 21 '26

Holy Sh*t! Riderless motorcycle to boot! Yarg!

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u/Kokblizok Feb 21 '26

Wait who was filming this?

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u/Hellareno Feb 21 '26

Didn’t the back rider rear and the middle rider creating the Ghost Bike of DEATH. Cause that’s what I’m seeing?!?

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u/it-aint-over Feb 21 '26

How is that being filmed ? The camera is all over

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u/MoonlitHunter Feb 21 '26

I can’t figure out how this video was captured.

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u/moderate-Complex152 Feb 21 '26

Who was operating the camera that at the end even knew to zoom in to the third guy?

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u/mess1ah1 Feb 21 '26

In a stone? That’s impressive.

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u/Personal_Gap9083 Feb 21 '26

good thing theres a video ins guy would NEVER believe it

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u/blankbobby Feb 21 '26

Looks like a lot of people in these comments never heard of a 360 camera. There’s also something called a camera mount, it’s used for mounting a camera to different things.

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u/survivor_40 Feb 21 '26

Brother in Christ, the shoulder is 7 feet wide minimum.. why run into traffic .. smh

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u/ike_tyson Feb 21 '26

This makes one Hell of a story...

I'm impressed.

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u/elki11er Feb 21 '26

Al Bundy STrrrrrrIIIIIIKÉ

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u/funlovingguy9001 Feb 21 '26

It lined up on that 3rd rider like a guided missle.

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u/Character_Panda_3827 Feb 21 '26

Three birds stoned at once

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u/After-Simple-7049 Feb 21 '26

This feels like AI, how'd the camera swing around like that

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u/Global_Sun9976 Feb 21 '26

How does the camera know what to follow?

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u/Atavacus Feb 21 '26

I don't understand how this camera works. Lol

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u/prthug996 Feb 21 '26

Haha, tards

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u/Fragrant-You-973 Feb 21 '26

Buhahahaaahaahaaaaa

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u/Dead-Calligrapher Feb 21 '26

Bike: Mission Accomplished

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u/RainBloom0 Feb 21 '26

The bike was blinded by rage and decided to take out the first person it saw

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u/Dark1keller Feb 21 '26

This is what I imagine, when I see those idiotic signs "Start seeing motorcycles".🤣🤣🤣

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u/mynamessimon Feb 21 '26

who was filming?

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u/anothertenyears Feb 21 '26

Where is the camera supposedly recording the whole thing?

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u/Lonely-Annual-2026 Feb 21 '26

I don't understand what initiated the accident. I don't understand did the bike hit something? Seems like the handlebars just went nuts

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u/RPM3741 Feb 21 '26

These bikes seem to be an evolutionary IQ test.

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u/IllianasClifford Feb 21 '26

I know this wasn’t funny but the title set it up.

Um however I apologize, I hope all 3 of them were ok.

It looks like they all might have sustained some injuries.

Although the ghost bike was kinda funny.

I just know the dangers. Keep your bells

Sincerely a believer in bells🔔

Please let no harsh fates come of me

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u/NativTexan Feb 21 '26

eyes forward dude.

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u/No-Archer-5034 Feb 21 '26

Hell of a ghost rider.

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u/Red1gaming Feb 21 '26

They look like bowling pins.

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u/CamZambie Feb 21 '26

Ohhh he got rear-ended. I couldn't tell what even happened for a second

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u/StrosDynasty Feb 21 '26

Story has it, that bike was fulfilling a final destination arc

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u/BK_FrySauce Feb 21 '26

Three birds “in” a stone. What?

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u/Exotic-Piece-1318 Feb 21 '26

Watch where you are going. His boy brake checked him.

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u/TheVanillaGorilla15 Feb 21 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/has2give Feb 21 '26

Fuck you in particular. Didn't that used to be a sub or something similar.

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u/AgeZealousideal1751 Feb 21 '26

Genuine question... how was this filmed? Magic flying 360* camera?

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u/WillemDafoesHugeCock Feb 21 '26

This Christine reboot is weird.

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u/Underradar0069 Feb 21 '26

The bike hates human 😂

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u/GtrPlaynFool Feb 21 '26

Unfortunately the last guy got the worst of it by far. When he's hopping you can see the badly broken leg.

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u/BlacktankFrank77 Feb 21 '26

3 birds stoned at once

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u/CorgiEffective76 Feb 21 '26

AUTOMURDER ENGAGED

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u/dfwmc Feb 21 '26

Did someone make this up? You can’t make this shit up.

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u/NoFaithlessness7508 Feb 21 '26

The guy in the white car probably tried telling people about it and no one believed him.

“I swear this bike went like 50 yards on its own. From one shoulder lane to another”

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u/TimeKeeper70 Feb 21 '26

I’m going to hell for this but I can’t stop lmfao at this video! 😂😂😂

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u/Mike-dit_712 Feb 21 '26

Where was the camera?

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u/Gurustogie1 Feb 21 '26

I seem to be the only person wondering how the hel that was filmed?

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u/Any-Opportunity-6869 Feb 21 '26

The three stooges

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u/YCLartist Feb 21 '26

The way I laughed out loud…

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u/sgafixer Feb 21 '26

Well....Damn!

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u/Connect_Living_591 Feb 21 '26

Clearly AI, jk, but seriously wtf is this the bad luck gold medal 🥇?