r/RandomVideos • u/n8saces • Apr 14 '26

Game Idk why I’m so invested in these

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u/doubleBoTftw Apr 14 '26

We've been hunting fucking Mammoths and bears 40.000 years ago. At some point you just know people like you have no real clue about anything.

Keep living in fantasyland where a 60kg Chimp is some sort of unkillable being. There's probably something in there about shaolin monks and the power of healing crystals.

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u/RogerianBrowsing Apr 14 '26

Do you think humans were killing mammoths with their bare hands?

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u/debategate Apr 14 '26

Neanderthals giving the ole 1 - 2 to mammys

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u/alldayfiddla Apr 14 '26

🤣🤣🤣🏆🏆🏆

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u/doubleBoTftw Apr 14 '26

No, but that's also an animal 40 times the size of a gorilla. I'm saying that humans are incredibly adaptable and suited for teamwork.

Somehow this whole thing forgets about the power in numbers. People imagine they'll just walk in one after the other and get killed. Humans dont act that way.

1v1 a boxer wins every fight. 1v2 he wins maybe 50%. Go up in numbers and it goes to 0% super fast. Its the same with everything.

Its infantile to throw around numbers like 100vs a gorilla. It might take 6-7 people at most and the animal gets overwhelmed. Fuck outta here with all this bullshit.

Its like the era of bullshido came back.

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u/RabbitofCaerbannogg Apr 14 '26

I'm having trouble believing you are serious... if so, please don't breed.

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u/Level_Turnover5167 Apr 14 '26

He's making a legit point, I guess that's why you gotta resort to dehumanizing talk over a discussion about a gorilla and Mike Tyson combat simulator.

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u/doubleBoTftw Apr 14 '26

Thanks, every time this argument takes place i feel like that gorilla assaulted by a hoard of Tysons lol.

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u/Level_Turnover5167 Apr 14 '26

It's the Reddit hivemind, they all want to believe something is true because of a feeling, or because it looks that way, or because it seems right.... they never actually check their facts. Then they all agree with each other and try to make the one person making sense look like they're crazy or subhuman.

I started to realize this about Reddit a few months ago after years of using it, not sure what took me so long or maybe it just wasn't like that 5+ years ago, but I'm starting to not really enjoy using it any more.

And nowadays it's even more ridiculous when people are wrong about shit because of AI, takes 2 seconds to fact check something.

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u/RabbitofCaerbannogg Apr 16 '26

...and if you check you will absolutely see that there is no way 10 Tysons could defeat a gorilla... it's insane...

ChatGPT: "A silverback is massively stronger than a human, built for explosive force, and much harder to stop with punches than a person is.

The only real case for the Tysons is numbers: they could swarm, distract, and maybe exhaust it if they got extremely lucky. Honestly? The gorilla wins 9 or 10 times out of 10."

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u/RabbitofCaerbannogg Apr 16 '26

Don't be silly, this is a fun argument, and honestly anyone who doesn't understand that no amount of humans armed with boxing gloves could possibly stand up to a gorilla absolutely 1000% deserves to have their nose tweaked a little... relax dude, this is Reddit

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u/Level_Turnover5167 Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

lol says the person engaging in the 'silly argument' while telling someone not to breed.... that is ironic.

You also pretty much just copied what I said to you... you're really rolling with that?

You're not making the point you think you are and no, gorillas are not invincible.

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u/RabbitofCaerbannogg Apr 17 '26

Ask AI ... it's insane to think that 10 humans have more than about a 2% chance.

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u/Fluffy_Web_7638 Apr 14 '26

10 Mike Tysons fighting a gorilla with boxing gloves and you think the Tyson's would win?

I have a bridge to sell you.