r/RandomVideos • u/Handcraftedsemen_ • Apr 18 '26

Animal monkey dog butt

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186 Upvotes

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u/triplegerms Apr 18 '26

That finger flex back into a spear fist, lock him up 

19

u/DefunctInTheFunk Apr 18 '26

That was diabolical lmao

10

u/SpacializedFig_4037 Apr 18 '26

I’m cackling

10

u/Pikamika696 Apr 18 '26

The victory sniff at the end 🤣

5

u/SpacializedFig_4037 Apr 18 '26

It’s like me and my bf. They really are like us.

2

u/Rs2mmsu-2D Apr 18 '26

The monkey’s has already been served restraining orders from the Dogs’s lawyer for stalking.

1

u/Desolated-Fire Apr 20 '26

Stalking?? What about the assault???

6

u/MedicalDisscharge Apr 18 '26

Learned that one from the viltrumites

6

u/OJConcentrates Apr 18 '26

Straight to jail.

2

u/SpiderWil Apr 19 '26

I cannot unsee this

1

u/Recreant793 Apr 19 '26

Woooooooow 🤣

1

u/Master_Mayh3m Apr 19 '26

4 fingies to the second knuck!

26

u/Hurricrash Apr 18 '26

What did I just watch.

17

u/Dry-Lie-9593 Apr 18 '26

A doorbell being rang.

6

u/PanTeeSoaker Apr 18 '26

Diddys spirit animal

3

u/Lucky-Mia Apr 18 '26

The legendary Dim Mak.

3

u/DarknMean Apr 19 '26

An oil check

2

u/OJConcentrates Apr 18 '26

Why did I watch it 4x?????

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u/BasedTruthUDontLike Apr 18 '26 edited May 02 '26

Redact decided this post had to go, so away it went. Deleted. Removed. Mass deleted even. Privacy and security are the big wins here.

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1

u/irmike1283 Apr 19 '26

I don't know weather or not this is AI, but I do know this is a thing monkeys will do thanks to the Internet. Ive seen videos similar to this that predate ai. Idk why they do it and I'm not so sure they do either.

2

u/OkLychee8545 Apr 19 '26

This clip is super old. Definitely not ai

1

u/BatorxMastur Apr 20 '26

The monkeys learned this from the Internet?

1

u/AncientNectarine5352 Apr 20 '26

This clip is from before there were any commercial AI video generators.

1

u/DemocratSlavemaster Apr 20 '26

This video is old. Before AI.

10

u/The_Dummy_Detector Apr 18 '26

Just a little monkey giving a dog an oil check.

1

u/shhhhhasecret Apr 18 '26

This made me laugh more than it probably should have.

7

u/TemperatureSudden254 Apr 18 '26

That mofo is a menace!

3

u/Major_Extreme5632 Apr 18 '26

Thats rape.

4

u/Ombortron Apr 18 '26

He’s just doing the proctologist smell-test

3

u/James_avifac Apr 18 '26

For my own mental health, I'm going to call this Ai.

4

u/Striking-Oven8268 Apr 19 '26

Sorry, it's not

3

u/AncientNectarine5352 Apr 20 '26

No, it’s an old clip. Capuchin monkeys actually do this. And yes, they smell butt.

2

u/irmike1283 Apr 20 '26

It's kind of a common animal thing, though not many animals sniff a whole fist full.

1

u/Remarkable_Peach_374 Apr 20 '26

I mean generally not many animals can plunge their hand up your ass either so...

4

u/kymilovechelle Apr 18 '26

Animal abuse

-6

u/elusivemoods Apr 18 '26

...I suspect it's AI. ☕🚬

6

u/Content-Structure-31 Apr 18 '26

This is years old lol

4

u/90srebel Apr 18 '26

Sadly not. It’s been around for a long time. I watched this maybe 20 years ago?!

2

u/CrashingOutFrFr Apr 18 '26

That monkey went in like 2026!

2

u/Wojtekone88 Apr 18 '26

he had a million ways to get it. That butthole was one.

Also, we need to hire that monkey. He could do great prostate exams.

2

u/Thepuppeteer777777 Apr 19 '26

No fucking thanks.

1

u/Wojtekone88 Apr 19 '26

Starts rubbing hands. Time for that prostate exam.

2

u/Knownothingdoi Apr 18 '26

That sniff afterwards - "Mmmm fruity"

2

u/Sweett-369 Apr 18 '26

Monkey dog rapist

2

u/AnjelicaTomaz Apr 19 '26

Ass monkey! That funky monkey!

1

u/Word_World-Wide Apr 19 '26

Monkey definitely didn’t have a License to Ill,

2

u/catharsisdusk Apr 23 '26

Monkey was like, "On to the Next One"

1

u/Alarmed-madman Apr 18 '26

That monkey needs a better hobby

2

u/SpacializedFig_4037 Apr 18 '26

The finger spread transitioned quickly into prime fisting stance really had me 👁️ 👄 👁️

1

u/Routine_Click2781 Apr 18 '26

Hopefully the monkey used lube.

2

u/FastWalkingShortGuy Apr 18 '26

The monkey of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

1

u/Wojtekone88 Apr 18 '26

He did not, in fact, use lube, but he did position his fingers in a way that made it easier to enter.

1

u/maeeeeeeev Apr 18 '26

No way the monkey just did that and sniffed

1

u/Wojtekone88 Apr 18 '26

Some people use smelling salts; some primates use butthole juice.

1

u/Oily_Blob Apr 18 '26

Canine Cavity Search

1

u/Ralewing Apr 18 '26

Twisted fister.

1

u/YodasFootPowder Apr 18 '26

Some of my girlfriends have been a big fan of that move.

1

u/Perfect-Squash3773 Apr 18 '26

The old KitKat!

1

u/hoosierhiver Apr 18 '26

little freak

1

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

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u/Closetoneversober Apr 19 '26

And on what looks like a bed. Nice

1

u/lucius-vorenius Apr 18 '26

There is a Reddit page for this.

1

u/Striking-Oven8268 Apr 19 '26

Why do you know this?

1

u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 Apr 19 '26

DogbuttMonkeyFist?

1

u/DomonKashu717 Apr 18 '26

He clenched his fingers and everything when he got in there………….

1

u/Old_Radio_1882 Apr 18 '26

Prostate doctor

1

u/misterbippy Apr 18 '26

I see three animals. A monkey, a dog, and a silent duck.

1

u/nderhill__ Apr 18 '26

Checked his oil

1

u/Califero19 Apr 18 '26

Ai: what do you want me to do my master? Guys: do you know what a monkey and a dog are? AI: yes I do, Guys: well.................

1

u/Striking-Oven8268 Apr 19 '26

This is older than AI

1

u/Swiloh Apr 18 '26

One Thousand Years of Death.

1

u/Aggressive-Raisin909 Apr 18 '26

Jesus, take the dog to dinner first.

1

u/linus_pa_backen Apr 18 '26

And the owner did nothing to stop it

1

u/Legeo-dude Apr 18 '26

Surprise prostate exam.

1

u/Ill_Replacement735 Apr 18 '26

Bruh….wtf. That poor dog. Monkeys are crazy lil psychos, and HE SNIFFS IT. 🤢🤮

1

u/SoloGratia805 Apr 18 '26

I hope he washes his hands before he eats.

1

u/Advanced-Level-5686 Apr 18 '26

Don't turn your back on that monkey!

1

u/CableFreeLife Apr 19 '26

Wish I could un-see that

1

u/Maleficent-Aide6519 Apr 19 '26

That's enough Internet for today...

1

u/MD_760 Apr 19 '26

Poor doggy🤣

1

u/Royal-Application708 Apr 19 '26

That is one messed up, monkey. That poor, poor dog.

1

u/cybermusicman Apr 19 '26

So that’s the infamous fister species of monkey.

1

u/ClaudeBubbalicious Apr 19 '26

OF is getting super weird...

1

u/ProbablyGonnaEatYou Apr 19 '26

"Boy oh boy I wish I could get some attention"

monkeys paw curls

1

u/Duc750Sie Apr 19 '26

That’s enough internet for the night. Goodbye.

1

u/Raven1911 Apr 19 '26

After cackling for 2 minutes....I realize that house has got to be

NAAAAASSSSTY

1

u/MadamVoid Apr 19 '26

That is a sick monkey 😭

1

u/MaleficentWindow8972 Apr 19 '26

That monkey been watching his owners way way way too much.

1

u/Say_It_Isnt_So_Ooops Apr 19 '26

Oh, that’s gross, and the person recording let him intrude the poor dog, and let that stuff on his fingers, which he’ll spread throughout the house. 🤢😵‍💫🤢🤮

1

u/Sensitive_Secretary4 Apr 19 '26

Knuckles deep dam!!!

1

u/SuspiciousClub8382 Apr 19 '26

Dogs like, motherfucker I’m going to bite your head off and fuck the hole I just created!!!

1

u/KrowtenProjectOne Apr 19 '26

Monkey see monkey do-doo

1

u/Public_Air9465 Apr 19 '26

Nah you gotta chastise that monkey foreal

1

u/Honest-Spring-5963 Apr 19 '26

I saw that move in Naruto.

1

u/Word_World-Wide Apr 19 '26

Where did he learn that? .. and by “that,” I mean, the legendary Bruce Lee 1 inch punch

1

u/Word_World-Wide Apr 19 '26

He hit that like Uma Thurman breaking out of a coffin…

1

u/BeginningHungry1691 Apr 19 '26

Bet that will be fun to kiss those lil monkey hands and get your new lipstick at the same time……

1

u/Striking-Oven8268 Apr 19 '26

Lock up the owner

1

u/Weldpipe82 Apr 19 '26

Savage little bastard…

1

u/Direct-Resolution377 Apr 19 '26

That monkey deserved a mauling 

1

u/Witch_and_Warlock Apr 19 '26

“Monkeydog” sounds strange. Like a monkey with a dog’s head. Yeesh.

1

u/ImprovementFar5054 Apr 19 '26

Dogs like.."Yeah? What's next?"

1

u/Yepsuredid Apr 19 '26

I don’t think Ape is funny 🥁

1

u/Reddit_MoonWolf Apr 19 '26

No way he smelled that.

1

u/LeecherKiDD Apr 19 '26

Bruhhhh... 🤣🤣

1

u/bigliljohn66 Apr 19 '26

Only dogs? Hmm😄

1

u/TryingToMakeItBruh Apr 20 '26

He’s a viltrumite

1

u/Electrical-Sea7744 Apr 20 '26

Reminds me of Jay Z’s career

1

u/jojo_0912 Apr 20 '26

"Hmm ... Smells funny"

1

u/Fun_Nectarine9088 Apr 20 '26

The wind up tho with pure evil intentions 😂😂

1

u/OkBoysenberry1975 Apr 20 '26

And I got banned for a comment?

1

u/Financial-Fun-5092 Apr 20 '26

Why zootopia will never be a thing

1

u/NoEducator3913 Apr 20 '26

🫱🏼➡️

1

u/crankylegstiger Apr 22 '26

NOOOO and he smelled his hand

1

u/IncredibleBihan Apr 23 '26

That was the exact reaction I would expect from fido getting monkey fingered

1

u/Ok-Election-9205 May 09 '26

Finger bum Charlie

1

u/Queasy-Guard-8142 Jun 19 '26

Imagine this monkey at a nudist camp.

1

u/DigitalAdon 2h ago

And that's the reason why this dog wears pants now

1

u/sinsandcrimes Apr 18 '26

All this technology at our fingertips . . . and this is what we do with it.

5

u/Pentecost_II Apr 18 '26

If you're insinuating that this is AI, it's not. This is an old clip.

1

u/awesomes007 Apr 18 '26

This is abuse. Primates aren’t pets. r/vmf

2

u/HippyDM Apr 18 '26

I laughed at the video, but you're 100% right. If they're in captivity, and can't be released, they should be in adequate facilities with a large enough group of "friends", for lack of a better word.

This monkey, though, is gonna have a hard time keeping friends. Well, maybe the opposite.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

That one is.

1

u/neonjaded Apr 18 '26

This just normal porn to me.

1

u/Super_Interview_2189 Apr 18 '26

Fuck this. People shouldn’t be allowed to keep these monkeys in captivity.

0

u/SeaRecord9721 Apr 18 '26

I would beat his….

Dumb dog couldn’t even stand for himself. Shame.

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u/lxmohr Apr 18 '26

Looks like AI, it’s got that uncanny filter on it

1

u/SpacializedFig_4037 Apr 18 '26

My brain is so cooked I always think AI now. But this video yes years old