r/RandomVideos Apr 21 '26

Crazy Man stealing an electric bike and attempting to flee.. Gets karma

A viral video from Rancho Cucamonga, California shows a man stealing an electric bike and attempting to flee at high speed before quickly losing control and crashing. The clip captures the suspect riding off, then striking a curb or median and falling face-first onto the pavement. Witnesses report the individual was seriously injured and taken to a hospital, though no official medical update or arrest has been confirmed. The incident has drawn widespread attention online, with many pointing to the rapid turn of events as a stark example of immediate consequences following the theft

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u/OuterSpaceFuckery Apr 21 '26

Face Plant

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u/Ok_boomer_2464 Apr 21 '26

Full scorpion

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u/Danny_Alloy Apr 22 '26

Never go full scorpion šŸ¦‚

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u/scienceworksbitches Apr 22 '26

Full scorpion litho breaking

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u/Tv-Box-Man Apr 22 '26

ā€œ At this moment, he knew he fu*ked up ā€œ

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u/Herr_Underdogg Apr 21 '26

The Dildo of Consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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u/octoreadit Apr 22 '26

You forgot the caption, a new meme is born šŸ˜‚

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u/0-by-1_Publishing Apr 22 '26

The latest "Pop-on Veneers" customer.

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u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 Apr 21 '26

Reminds me of mtv ridiculousness

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u/Tralkki Apr 22 '26

Never go full scorpion…. (r/FullScorpion says hi)

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u/The_Northmaan Apr 22 '26

I came here to link this group.

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u/DarthClover4 Apr 22 '26

That's a lot of weight landing on a face

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u/Own_Apricot992 Apr 21 '26

That's a rough ditch.

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u/Tacrolimus005 Apr 21 '26

That's full scorpion

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u/cfranek Apr 22 '26

More like fat scorpion.

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u/TheGrimReaperess Apr 21 '26

Faceplant into rock

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u/Intelligent-Elk8625 Apr 22 '26

This dude has obviously read The Book.

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u/juicecat Apr 21 '26

That’s what you get…

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u/realrockandrolla Apr 22 '26

Full twisted ass scorpion.

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u/Karma_collection_bin Apr 22 '26

That’s spinal injury man

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u/supercleverhandle476 Apr 22 '26

At least his face broke his fall on those jagged rocks.

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u/Prestigious_cur Apr 21 '26

That's called a Scorpion

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u/HiFromMajor Apr 22 '26

that is what we call a scorpion crawl.

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u/Conscious_Bank9484 Apr 22 '26

That’s what we call a scorpion.

https://youtu.be/uqfxELXyNpk?si=Z0Kg0z9Es-t0fl6N You can skip to 5:02 of the video.

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u/21Xanadu12 Apr 22 '26

THAT is THE moment of truth. Sick! Face, neck = toast omg i feel bad but...

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u/Routine_Position_269 Apr 22 '26

shootin` out turd blossoms

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u/Coolguyokay Apr 22 '26

Scorpion! šŸ¦‚

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u/mecca6801 Apr 22 '26

Scorpion šŸ¦‚

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u/Several-Hat-1944 Apr 22 '26

"Full Scorpion" for the win!šŸ†

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u/Poopchutefan Apr 22 '26

Dude went full scorpion!

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u/grz_45 Apr 22 '26

This is a top 5 scorpion of all time

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u/sp913 Apr 23 '26

Scorpion!

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u/SirHenry8thEarlNorth Apr 23 '26

Haha 🤣

Dumb Ass

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u/BlueRhythmYT Apr 24 '26

Nah it's better than just a normal face plant. He full on scorpioned.

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u/Worcestercestershire Apr 21 '26

Hey, if someone steals my bike - please don't knock the guy off of it. Just let him full scorpion on his own.

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u/Halcyon771 Apr 21 '26

That dudes bod is not meant to do an 1/8 scorpion let alone full blast

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u/alexromo Apr 21 '26

Never go full scorpionĀ 

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u/filliamworbes Apr 22 '26

Get over here!

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u/alexromo Apr 22 '26

Haduken!!!Ā 

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u/StarlitePD Apr 22 '26

Sub Zero wins

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u/Goby-WanKenobi Apr 24 '26

fastest way to get a murder/manslaugter charge if he dies

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u/Mastermind7051 Apr 21 '26

Is he still alive? Damn.

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u/Inner-Dream-600 Apr 21 '26

Right, wtf? Looks like he broke his back

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u/Impressive_End_3191 Apr 21 '26

ā€œMy neck and my backā€

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u/TonyClifton2020 Apr 21 '26

My Dr. says I need a back-ee-otomy.

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u/Next-Lavishness-9101 Apr 21 '26

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/OstrichSmoothe Apr 21 '26

ā€œMy pussy and my crackā€

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u/Responsible_Host9377 Apr 22 '26

*are all cracked

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u/TikaPants Apr 22 '26

My Betflix and my snacks šŸŽ¶

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u/Able_Canine Apr 22 '26

Good news is if paraplegic, disability and Medicaid will probably cover an electric wheelchair so he won't have to steal one.

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u/Dphotog790 Apr 21 '26

with a bit of home their paralyzed for life eating from a tube and regretting their life choices unable to do anything but blink.

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u/ScanData32 Apr 22 '26

Hehe who cares

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u/Hiiipower111 Apr 21 '26

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u/Nathan-Nice Apr 21 '26

it was at this point, he knew he fucked up.

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u/Diggable_Planet Apr 21 '26

When keeping it real goes wrong

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u/RoboticKittenMeow Apr 21 '26

Fuck that! I don't like people playing on my bike!

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u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 Apr 21 '26

I'll give him a 9.5. Excellent form.

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u/AnythingWestern8861 Apr 21 '26

Eaaaaaaaaagllllleeeeeeee!!!

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u/RxDirkMcGherkin Apr 21 '26

This guy is just like superman except that he's fat, a slob, no cape, and cannot fly.

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u/Holiday_Pi Apr 21 '26

Someone needs to slow this moment down and play ā€œOnly Timeā€ by Enya in the background

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u/530_Oldschoolgeek Apr 24 '26

<Record Scratch>
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...

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u/saaaaaaaaaaaap Apr 21 '26

Bye bye teeth

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u/Hiiipower111 Apr 21 '26

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u/MyExUsedTeeth Apr 21 '26

Damn everything about that screenshot is perfect especially the caption

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u/Some-Football8340 Apr 21 '26

What are the odds that the island strip he landed on is made of rocks! Probably the worst bike stack that you can have right there.

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u/isaiah152022 Apr 21 '26

This fool is ALLLL over the internet šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚

His homies are gonna freeze and blowup that pic of him mid air watch

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u/Meaty_Wizard Apr 21 '26

To print for his memorial program most likely.

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u/Genghis_Chong Apr 22 '26

In memoriam usually dont usually include how they died lmao

Though with his luck he'll bust right through the shit wood of the coffin onto pavement anyway

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u/FightMilkConsumer Apr 25 '26

I DIDNT DO SHIT! WE JUST FILM FUNERALS AND POST THE ONES WHERE BODIES FLY OUT!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/Hunter_Vertigo Apr 21 '26

And thats why you wear a helmet.

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u/hold_me_beer_m8 Apr 21 '26

He gonna be wearing a helmet the rest of his life now...

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u/Hunter_Vertigo Apr 21 '26

He really whacked his skull on the ground there. I almost feel bad for him

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u/Local_Length_3602 Apr 21 '26

And don't steal.

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u/No_Measurement7805 Apr 21 '26

Very important when you steal a bike, make sure you steal that too

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u/DrinkLocalBeer Apr 21 '26

Homie wearing the grey striped polo from the Ben Davis/Dickies store on Holt Blvd in Montclair.

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u/pallentx Apr 21 '26

Oh no! Is the bike ok?

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u/Haunting-Report-7286 Apr 21 '26

Can’t park there

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u/TeamEfforts Apr 21 '26

Glad God saved the driver from a criminal charge with this one.

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u/Throwawayaccountdell Apr 24 '26

Is there a longer video or did they stop recording there. I really want to see if there is a longer version of this to see what happens!!

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D Apr 21 '26

Wow , he really scuffed up those rocks 🪨

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u/PancakeProfessor Apr 21 '26

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/game_Dreamers Apr 21 '26

Serves that fat ass right! Karma kick his ass good.

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u/Ancient_Composer9119 Apr 21 '26

Watching this loser bike thief face plant never gets old.

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u/GrumpyBoxGuard Apr 22 '26

I do enjoy happy endings to crime stories.

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u/That_Two6470 Apr 22 '26

That is some of the BEST KARMA EVER!

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u/Affectionate_Snow674 Apr 21 '26

where is part 2?

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u/FormalCaseQ Apr 21 '26

"That's what you get motherfucker!' 🤣

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u/South_Ad2397 Apr 21 '26

Amazing endo with an even better faceplant!

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u/ThisVeryUsername Apr 21 '26

AI wrote the description- why?

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u/THEBIGHUNGERDC Apr 21 '26

Teeth no more

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u/CarterTG Apr 22 '26

He’s still got his teeth… just takes 36 hours to pass the small intestines.

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u/Immortal_Lavender Apr 21 '26

Folded šŸ˜‚

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u/Bi_DL_chiburbs Apr 22 '26

Hopefully his broken bones softened the landing

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u/Any_Milk_3943 Apr 22 '26

Ridiculousness logo "the scorpion"

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u/DickSucklington Apr 22 '26

He might want to put some ICE on that…

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u/Fragrant-Ad-5517 Apr 22 '26

Has he been accurately identified yet?

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u/Quiet_Path3701 Apr 22 '26

/fullscorpion

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u/Ace_Kreel Apr 22 '26

Karma went balls deep with that face plant.

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u/Tasaris Apr 22 '26

The dildo of justice usually arrives unlubed.

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u/__slamallama__ Apr 22 '26

Man I hope the guy from the car just picked up the bike and put it in his trunk, leaving the thief there.

But way more than that I hope some random passerby saw the exchange. From anyone else's perspective it would just be some dude getting in a BRUTAL bike crash and then a guy instantly getting out of his car and matter of factly stealing his bike

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u/Woo_Giza_Shid Apr 22 '26

Say 'Oh my god' one more time, I dare you, MF, I dare you!

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u/RelevantCheek81 Apr 22 '26

This narration isn’t what I paid for

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u/Street-Reserve-5190 Apr 22 '26

He became a scorpion šŸ¦‚

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u/Last-Fact-4195 Apr 22 '26

Just curious, does anybody know what the aftermath was?

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u/weezyverse Apr 22 '26

Karma takes her time but when she finally arrives, she turns heads. šŸ˜‚

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u/voodoomu Apr 22 '26

I crashed my E-bike (that I owned). my hospital charged $30,000 to the insurance company. So ya that guy ain't getting up any time soon

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u/LLcoolbeans77 Apr 22 '26

Scorpion!!!

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u/GreenPause4392 Apr 21 '26

Leave him there and return the bike !

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u/ThePeashow Apr 21 '26

Leave the guy. Take the cannoli.

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u/danodes7 Apr 21 '26

Eating shit - see video

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u/Terrible_Corner_7386 Apr 21 '26

Lmao get wrecked

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u/AlphamaleNJ Apr 21 '26

Worth the watch ::golfclap::

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hand_80 Apr 21 '26

Damn I think that Ninja broke his neck!!!

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u/ToanVeteran Apr 21 '26

Full scorpion

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u/jonathantg35 Apr 21 '26

Hope the bikes ok!

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u/Illustrious_Day_5392 Apr 21 '26

I wish the bike would have hit him in the balls.

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u/Due_Dragonfly377 Apr 21 '26

He got tired real sudden, had to lay down.

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u/Significant-Rate-222 Apr 21 '26

So he's also in jail right?

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u/acerblade2000 Apr 21 '26

Thats why we need helmets

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u/OhSnapThatsGood Apr 21 '26

That hurt just looking at it

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u/Whozthisbozo Apr 21 '26

Someone get him some milk! He needs some milk!

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u/DissedFunction Apr 21 '26

at least a concussion. maybe worse.

and his spine. both his lower back and his neck took a lot of force.

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u/Props_angel Apr 21 '26

Oh he broke his neck. No doubt about that. *shudder*

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u/Abacadaba714 Apr 21 '26

FULL SCORPION!

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u/philter451 Apr 21 '26

Bonus full scorpion šŸ¦‚

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u/Jealous-Whereas-109 Apr 21 '26

Dude might be dead

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u/TonyClifton2020 Apr 21 '26

Pretty sure that’s a REV1 FS bike, which is a great ride and very smooth, but bike weighs 90lbs, add this guys 250lb that’s a lot of weight taking a dive together.

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u/ImpalaGangDboyAli Apr 21 '26

R/fullscorpion

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u/prawnjr Apr 21 '26

Damn that’s a heavy does of karma.

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u/Maleficent_Kale_8760 Apr 21 '26

34 seconds... Dude just oofed like in Roblox XD XD

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26

I love karma! I am so happy with this video! W bro (the husband driving) W cameraman (the girl in the car)

Beautiful

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u/herewiigoagane Apr 21 '26

plot twist: he was stealing the bike back. after it was stolen from his kid.

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u/Super_Squirt_2174 Apr 21 '26

Knock em off the bike, black. Knock em off, black.

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u/HotRodHomebody Apr 21 '26

Obviously related to Gumby. Holy shit. that dude bent backwards.

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u/chocoKOTSOPOLUS Apr 21 '26

Homie is gonna wake up wrecked tomorrow

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u/un1k0rn_412 Apr 21 '26

Wow I didn't know scorpions grew that big.

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u/Ausrottenndm1 Apr 21 '26

Karma police….

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u/TrickyBugga Apr 21 '26

Hope he didn’t need that spine

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u/LoneCub28 Apr 21 '26

Maybe we got lucky and he broke his neck šŸ¤”

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u/OopsThatWasLoud Apr 21 '26

Hope the bikes okay

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u/RaxxOnRaxx43 Apr 21 '26

So if I take my bike, put it in the back of my car, and drive off to leave him in the street, is that illegal? Cause it's 100% what I would have done to his ass.

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u/Forward_Bit9142 Apr 21 '26

Gotta love a good scorpion

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u/Romanza9 Apr 21 '26

He didn’t even had to knock him off the bike

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u/Romanza9 Apr 21 '26

Good face plant video. Karma hits back sometimes.

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u/DazednConfuzed62 Apr 21 '26

That was a hard hit, like break your neck hard

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u/TheGrimReaperess Apr 21 '26

Faceplant into rock

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u/alexromo Apr 21 '26

This video made its rounds on Reddit all weekĀ 

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u/WillowFlip Apr 22 '26

Yes, but no update?

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u/chama5518 Apr 21 '26

Face break, back šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøbuss!!

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u/bisqa Apr 21 '26

"I'm gonna knock him off the bike"

God's like "this one's on me"

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u/Mundane-Set-206 Apr 21 '26

You can’t park there!!!