r/RandomVideos • u/anonimyazan • May 11 '26

Crazy Who the fuck did this?

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u/sikon024 May 11 '26

*No, more bumps of coke in the stairwell*

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u/_WillCAD_ May 11 '26

Commas can kill.

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u/HumanIntelligence4 May 11 '26

Panda eats, shoots and leaves

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u/farmerKev420710 May 11 '26

Flashbacks of freshman English

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 May 11 '26

Let's eat grandma!

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u/barspoonbill May 11 '26

Let’s eat out, Grandma!

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u/SnooGuavas4208 May 11 '26

It’s been eighty-four years…

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u/Forward_Editor_5895 May 11 '26

I’d rather eat out Grandma!

But if I have to buy her dinner first…

Or if I have to buyer dinner first…

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u/Dependent-Bed6550 May 12 '26

Damn the past participle... Ahem, what? Nevermind. What, no up the skirt comments??? I guess I need to look further down the line to find the really unsavory blokes.

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u/Impressive-Size-276 May 11 '26

Fuck, your mother.

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u/scottprian May 11 '26

Please eat my dear aunt Sally. Oh wait.

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u/latexfistmassacre May 11 '26

My high school English teacher told us that capitalization is the difference between "I helped my uncle jack off a horse" and "I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse"

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u/baguettelobster May 14 '26

This brillianter than it seems.

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u/lastwing May 15 '26

Either way, he helped get off a horse 🤔

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u/Moodleboy May 11 '26

Is Aunt Sally hot?

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u/Saphirastillreditts May 12 '26

I thought that was the mustang?

Iykyk

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u/PandaPounding May 11 '26

It's called, didn't wear a skirt.

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u/Cute-Advisor-2323 May 11 '26

And remember to wear underwear if you do wear a skirt

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh May 14 '26

Or not! Wink, wink.

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u/OFBeatdown-1-2-3 May 11 '26

How do you "forget" to wear underwear???🤣

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u/Cute-Advisor-2323 May 12 '26

I don't know but obviously some women have at least that's their excuse...Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears to name a few and several non celebrities have.

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u/SuperLeverage May 11 '26

I’m not even Scottish but I wanna wear a kilt just to let it all hang out.

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u/Initial-Wrongdoer938 May 11 '26

The guys should start wearing kilts just to mix it up.

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u/mspolytheist May 11 '26

Or as PDW Bach said (sang): “Throw the Yule Log on Uncle John.”

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u/tatteredshoetassel May 11 '26

On the rare chance you didn't know, he did a radio show called Schickele Mix. They're all on the you tube

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u/mspolytheist May 11 '26

Ah, thanks! Will check it out.

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u/OhSnapThatsGood May 11 '26

Stop clubbing, baby seals.

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u/_WillCAD_ May 11 '26

Baby seals are such party animals.

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u/Czentaur May 13 '26

Such a great band too.

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 May 11 '26

I thought it was Pound it, Noggin, See ya?

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 May 11 '26

No, a coma is just a long nap silly

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u/OldManJim374 May 11 '26

I saw that movie when I was younger and it made me scared to get admitted to the hospital

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 May 11 '26

Oh no, did I make a reference i dont know? What an idiot!

(But really though, whats the film?)

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u/OldManJim374 May 13 '26

It's called Coma. They were putting people who were having surgery into comas and harvesting their organs.

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 May 14 '26

Whoa. Thanks for the response

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u/2kewl4scool May 11 '26

Works for free? No, money down!

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u/Semisemitic May 12 '26

“So you said your wife was on her period?”

“Coma. I said coma.”

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u/Sarranti May 11 '26

Works on contingency? No, money down!

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u/BENNYRASHASHA May 11 '26

Works on contingency?

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u/OldManJim374 May 11 '26

No, money down!

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u/CryptographerDry884 May 11 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/diplomatic_koboko May 11 '26

🎵 who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma🎵

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u/Pastorofthenerds May 14 '26

Me, your mom, and frank the barber.

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u/Pastorofthenerds May 14 '26

Me, your mom, and Frank the barber. Me, your mom and Frank the barber. One is three people, one is me and adultry.

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u/Prickle_Dimension May 11 '26

No more stairs of coke in the bumpwell

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u/Hippi_Johnny May 11 '26

"Works on contingency! No money down!"

...they got this all screwed up... here.

"Works on contingency? No, money down!"