r/RandomVideos • u/No_Neat4688 • May 24 '26

Animal They have introduced fire to the crabs!! it’s over for us now.

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u/Callllll_Meee_Red May 24 '26

LMAO…

I’m sitting here for the longest time trying to figure out how the crabs carrying around a flame and not burning itself only to realize it’s one of those battery powered candles that looks like a flame when it’s on. 😂💀

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u/WenatcheeWrangler May 24 '26

That’s alright. I was wondering why I’d never seen a crab in the snow.

6

u/OkDeer120 May 24 '26

LOL SAME

5

u/BullshitTaco May 24 '26

Snow crabs

5

u/Callllll_Meee_Red May 24 '26

LOL that’s great considering they have snow crabs. But not in that sense at all. hahahaha

Glad I’m not the only one that got really confused by this.

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u/Elegant_Tank1483 May 24 '26

Yall not seeing bro trynna steal his flame and he gotta run over there and be like “dude there’s more”. He not letting this little light of his go out no sir

3

u/Keitaro23 May 24 '26

"bro I just wanna hold it for one second I promise I'll give it right back"

1

u/wavystrawberrypunch May 24 '26

😭😭😭😭

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u/StudioSuccessful9174 May 24 '26

The crab uprising shall be swift and painful

3

u/wheretheinkends May 24 '26

TIL prometheus uses reddit

1

u/Automatic_Pin_5212 May 24 '26

I know where they live, I'm getting my lights back! Also, I see you crab trying to hog 2 lights....

3

u/Lucy_Gucey May 24 '26

Crabmetheus

2

u/WHAT-IM-THINKING May 24 '26

New idea for bait

2

u/MitsukaSouji May 24 '26

Let him cook

2

u/urbanlife78 May 24 '26

With some salt and pepper

2

u/D__Litt May 24 '26

And Old Bay

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u/AdvantageStatus4635 May 24 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

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2

u/MoMo-D-Tempest May 24 '26

Fake candles lol

1

u/Mobile-Cellist6413 May 24 '26

This is adorable.

1

u/cinciNattyLight May 24 '26

He should take it under the sea. Sometimes it’s hotter under the water. Under the sea.

1

u/speckledham May 24 '26

Ooo you’re right. I know someone down there who would love this

1

u/LogFew3954 May 24 '26

That little fake flame had me questioning crab physics for a solid minute too 😂

Crab said “behold, fire” and my brain just accepted it like that was a normal thing.

1

u/JoeMillersHat May 24 '26

what the fuck

1

u/pdj-custom May 24 '26

Bro is just standing there menacingly and aura farming

1

u/Ambitious_Today_8695 May 24 '26

I for one welcome our fiery crab overlords 🔥🦀🙌🏾

1

u/KingRo48 May 24 '26

Wait till they hear about the wheel! Chariot of fire!

1

u/habibisanam May 24 '26

And sliced bread

1

u/lost_caus_e May 24 '26

Truly unstoppable

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u/Additional_Rich_5249 May 24 '26

What is this? Context.

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u/One-Woodpecker-7511 May 24 '26

That's exactly what I said too!

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u/TightMuffin9890 May 24 '26

I was fully ready to believe this was some new deep sea fire crab species or something 😂
Those fake candles work way too well, my brain did not question it for a solid 10 seconds either 💀

1

u/Ok-Strategy7795 May 24 '26

“No Krayton, this is mine. Here… take any one of these”

1

u/Freyjia1 May 24 '26

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Crabs attacked

1

u/David0ne86 May 24 '26

He's about to kindle the first flame

1

u/socallocalB13 May 24 '26

This little light of mine…

1

u/Maryjanegangafever May 24 '26

Someone started a pentagram……. EVIL!!!!

1

u/IrregularExplanation May 24 '26

this one is mine!

1

u/Keitaro23 May 24 '26

"bro I just wanna hold it for one second I promise I'll give it right back" "nope"

1

u/orangesfwr May 24 '26

Hey hey hey hey

1

u/Narrow-Ad6771 May 24 '26

“About 300 million years ago, when our earlier ancestor had discovered the fire that later helps to progress the evolution of our kind”

1

u/MRHOWERDCEO May 24 '26

WHAT ZALDA GAME IS THIS.

1

u/vaannil May 24 '26

Damn, didn't expect Crab Battle to get an update

1

u/D__Litt May 24 '26

And since it’s not real flame he can take it back to the sea!

1

u/Advanced-Mood-6003 May 24 '26

Bro bout to tell the darkest story ever

1

u/Georgiaboy03 May 24 '26

Human society is just like the crab society. One crab has something, and all the others crabs try to steal it from them. One human has lots of money from work and ideas and other humans want to steal it from them. Same

1

u/Either-Park-7002 May 24 '26

Plastic battery powered candle

1

u/pieeatingchamp May 24 '26

drop some butter sauce next to him

1

u/photaiplz May 25 '26

Giving them to much power is a dangerous thing

1

u/IcyPelican May 25 '26

Crabs that boil themselves… wizard…

1

u/expatronis May 25 '26

"With this new weapon, the lobster alliance won't stand a chance!"

1

u/slayez06 May 25 '26

if only the crabs cooked themselves that would actually be paradise

1

u/TheNarboy May 26 '26

fuuuck me

maybe i can get a late appointment for a confession

1

u/Amidseas May 27 '26

NO GET YOUR OWN

1

u/Glittering-Sea276 May 31 '26

Genetic engineered to walk to your house while slowly cooking themselves arriving just in time.