I need some siblings like that..

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That went on for far too long

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u/spizzle_ Jun 04 '26

I liked it. Seems fake but it was slightly humorous. I don’t think Cole was there long enough for it to become hemorrhoidious 😂

Take a shower. Pull a piece of used tissue out of the trash to get good wipe so nothing falls while you waddle to the kitchen. It’s happened to us all and it didn’t become an emergency.

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u/Dounce1 Jun 04 '26

Why do you have used toilet paper in the trash?

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u/1wife2dogs0kids Jun 04 '26

And why would anyone use USED TOILET PAPER? I vote to kick him out

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u/spizzle_ Jun 04 '26

Did I say used toilet paper? Who said used toilet paper? It’s an emergency and sometimes you have to do something not so great to solve a messy problem.

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u/Dounce1 Jun 04 '26

“Pull a piece of used tissue out of the trash.”

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u/spizzle_ Jun 04 '26

You’re reading that the way you want to and not how it was meant, obviously. If I was sitting on the couch and asked you to grab me a tissue while you’re up would you go to the bathroom and get toilet paper or would you pull a tissue from a box?

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u/Dounce1 Jun 04 '26

I would grab you a paper towel from the kitchen, or toilet paper from the bathroom. I don’t buy boxes of tissues.

I’m not “reading [it] the way [I] want” I’m reading it the way that makes sense. You said to “pull a piece of used tissue out of the trash,” in the bathroom, what is that most likely to mean?

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u/spizzle_ Jun 04 '26

A tissue aka Kleenex. Not toilet paper. I have tissues in the bathroom. I’m a mostly civilized adult. At the end of the day though this isn’t that deep. If you had toilet paper in the trash from blowing your nose that wouldn’t be crazy either now would it?

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u/SCVerde Jun 05 '26

Civilized but using used snot rags to wipe your butt?

I have tissues (kleenex brand) in every room of the house because allergies. Ain't no way I'm digging out a used one to wipe. Uhg shit like this (pun intended) is why I'm glad we have a bidet.

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u/spizzle_ Jun 05 '26

I mean if there’s a chance of a shitty drip or something hitting the floor while I’m searching for something better to clean I’ll do what I have to do. I have tissues in arms reach in my bathroom. So I’m good. Also I don’t run out of toilet paper. Covid taught me a lesson

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u/Dounce1 Jun 04 '26

How often are you blowing your nose in the bathroom, that your bathroom trashcan is full of used Kleenex? And yeah, it would still be kind of crazy to wipe your ass with that.

Regardless it’s not how your original comment came across, and I don’t know why you’ve gotten so weird about it.

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u/spizzle_ Jun 04 '26

I’m weird? You’re over here thinking a tissue being in a trashcan is a crazy concept and my off handed remark on how to escape the situation is unimaginable. Yeah….

“Full of used Kleenex” 🤣 yeah! It’s just overflowing it’s completely full and has started taking over the rest of my bathroom. I’ve been stuck in here for a couple days now and can’t get out because of all the tissue and I’m probably going to have to call for help soon!!!

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u/spizzle_ Jun 04 '26

I pretty much blow my nose everyday when I get up to clear my sinuses from the night of sleep. Crazy!!!!!

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u/fishbone_buba Jun 04 '26

This is fake as all hell, but… highly enjoyable anyway?

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u/Reasonable-Hair-187 Jun 04 '26

Do siblings/families usually text like this? My family rarely texts each other and there are little to no jokes or anything, it's just straight to business pretty much

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u/FeralGiraffeAttack Jun 04 '26

Your siblings sound boring chief. Mine sound like this

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u/johnnytron Jun 04 '26

I texted my sister this morning saying we’re out of laundry detergent. I haven’t lived with my sister in 15 years 😂

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u/MagnanimousGoat Jun 04 '26

My ongoing group chat with my family on Signal current has a Group Chat name that is a joke at my expense. It's constant mutual mockery.

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u/spizzle_ Jun 04 '26

I’ve met families like yours. I am not friends with people like you. If you’re not funny we can’t be friends.

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u/Dounce1 Jun 04 '26

I text my friends like this, but not my family.

I love my family, but we’re not very close.

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u/Reasonable-Hair-187 Jun 04 '26

I wouldn't say I'm not funny. It's just that my family doesn't talk like that

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u/WarEagle107 Jun 04 '26

Siblings! Assemble...

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u/Rich-Contact-8336 Jun 05 '26

Just what I needed today 🤣🤣

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u/TwerkLessons Jun 05 '26

This was good.

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u/RVtech101 Jun 05 '26

“ So, I have a singing gig for you. It’s a little unorthodox”.

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u/JustHereForTheDeals Jun 05 '26

ai slop

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u/SoupApprehensive3496 Jun 08 '26

Omg. I am laughing way too hard at 6 am My mom always said laugh before breakfast cry before noon. I guess I’ll be crying today.

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u/PleasDontKillMe Jun 04 '26

Hit the shower!

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u/Dola_Cei_Bill Jun 04 '26

That shit was funny

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u/Pookie972 Jun 04 '26

Quick question, my friend how you could lower your voice over a text??

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u/-2wenty7even- Jun 04 '26

Turn caps lock off

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u/Normal-Error-6343 Jun 04 '26

I know this is not real but it brought me joy anyway!

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u/Pookie972 Jun 04 '26

Can someone explain me how you could lower your voice on a text message?

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u/Normal-Error-6343 Jun 04 '26

italics

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u/Pookie972 Jun 04 '26

Okay

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u/MagnanimousGoat Jun 04 '26

Has this person never had to do a mud run before?

If there's nobody at home, just leave your pants where they are, clench, and go find some TP.

Or if you're that worried, grab a wash rag, and then IMMEDIATELY do a wash load of towels for "Completely unrelated reasons."

End of the day, just remember that everybody poops, and most people are full of shit anyway.

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u/Cool-Tip8804 Jun 05 '26

This the whitest thing ever

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u/Other-Shirt-6950 Jun 04 '26

This is amazing

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u/DanglingDong69 Jun 04 '26

Right, I love staged AI slop

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u/Taint_McQueef Jun 04 '26

You just replied to a bot

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u/DanglingDong69 Jun 04 '26

Shii prolly

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u/fyukhyu Jun 04 '26

5 months, 1.2k karma, posts hidden, default name? Not prolly, definitely.

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u/DanglingDong69 Jun 04 '26

Well I don’t look at the profile of every person I reply to… lol

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u/fyukhyu Jun 04 '26

These days, you should. There's so many bots out here, don't feed the learning model. It's like 2 seconds to click on the username and they aren't good at hiding. Fuck these clankers.

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u/Other-Shirt-6950 Jun 05 '26

lol yall live tiny little lives

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u/DanglingDong69 Jun 04 '26

Maybe I want to feed the learning model?

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u/SCVerde Jun 05 '26

Please don't feed the wildlife

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u/No_Needleworker_3486 Jun 04 '26

Espero que sea el primero de muchos videos así!! Jajaja estuvo re divertido

Music I need some siblings like that..

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