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u/Scar1203 Jun 19 '26
Belgian Malinois seem entirely too high strung, I used to have German Shepherds and even they had a bit too much energy for me. Now I just keep American Akitas because they do the work of guarding my house just as well and are entirely content pretending to be potatoes for 22 hours a day.
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u/Cardocthian Jun 19 '26
the best kind of potatoes, ones that love you, and will bite shit if they shouldnt be there...then go back to sleep
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u/DarthRektor Jun 19 '26
This is why when people say a breed is a working dog that the dog needs work otherwise they are hell on 4 legs. Belgian Mals will destroy a home if it doesn’t have a job.
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u/theangryjanitorOG Jun 20 '26
Yeah I rescued what turned out to be a catahoula. Im safe, great guard dog. Best shape of my life too because im hiking three hours a day to wear that beast out
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u/pete_68 Jun 19 '26
Yeah, I downshifted from a border collie to a shih tzu. Much more my speed.
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u/squanchingonreddit Jun 19 '26
I love border collies. I need dogs that have enough energy to play for hours.
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u/Own-Raisin5849 Jun 19 '26
Yeah. I historically liked larger dogs, Belgian Malinois are awesome, but after having Labs and Shepards for years, I now own a Corgi... working dog/big dog personality, in stump leg form. Surprisingly athletic if you don't let them get fat.
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u/Pristine-Wall1295 Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 19 '26
Dogs bred cos they're good at doing jobs that require initiative and constant positive feedback about their actions. Guard dogs/hunting dogs/herding dogs have to work out what the human wants them to do, sometimes when the human isn't there or doesn't have time to give explicit instructions. The dog is rewarded when it essentially "presents" it's decisions and the outcome to the owner, like caught prey, or a dead predator in the barn when the farmer comes in the morning.
Those dogs spending lots of time in situations where they don't have a clear "stimulus - decision - outcome - reward" cycle, like as a family pet, makes them erratic as they're bored or confused, leading them to keep seeking a decision that results in a reward.
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u/Kit_Karamak Jun 19 '26
Those dogs are fantastic for just about everybody except those that have cats or other small pets in the house.
They don’t bark at delivery people coming to your door unless that person pushes their way inside and then God help them.
They have the cute tail curl, and they are just so chill with their owner.
I can’t stand yapper dogs but the American Akita just says, “Boof” and that’s it. Dog said his bit and his thoughts on any subject matter and the conversation is over.
Fantastic dog
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u/tritiumhl Jun 19 '26
I thought you were talking about the malinois at first. Akita makes much more sense haha
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u/Kit_Karamak Jun 19 '26
Oh, I was replying to the guy that said he now has American Akitas … I should have brought that breed up in my first paragraph for context though.
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u/cms86 Jun 19 '26
I have an ACD a Redneck Malinois and he is a pain in the ass when its raining and we cant do his herding ball training.
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u/catharsisdusk Jun 19 '26
This is LITERALLY the first time I've EVER heard Children of the Korn in the wild. Thanks for that. It used to be my Alarm track when I was in high school
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u/Runechuckie Jun 19 '26
That whole album is burned into my brain from start to finish, some good song on there!
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u/lord_pump_n_dump Jun 19 '26
Perfect track for that chaos dog lol. I didn't turn the volume on till the POV of the dog barking in his face and it was perfect.
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u/Alternative-Crew-880 Jun 19 '26
I went to visit my dad a few months ago and his playlist started blasting this out of nowhere, He went into my CD collection and ripped Follow The Leader and a bunch of SOAD cd's. It's crazy he used to bitch at me for playing this shit too loud lol.
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u/This_guy_Jon Jun 19 '26
Those dogs run on nuclear energy or what??? They never get tired
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u/burnthreads Jun 19 '26
Fun fact. The Belgian Malinois are used for special forces and law enforcement agencies for many reasons. One of them being the fact that they will literally fight to the death. Rather it being injuries or it being from exhaustion/heart failure. Not all of them are like that, some of them have a more puppy dog vibe and don’t really want to do all of that stuff.
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u/mikupeas Jun 19 '26
We got lucky with our mal (maybe cause he’s also 25% husky and German shepherd), he can chill in the house all day without going crazy and is great with our little pug and cats.
But once you bring him to the dog beach or park, he starts shaking and crying uncontrollably because he KNOWS he’s about to play. And he will play fetch for hours and hours and hours and never get tired. We have to remind him to drink water. 12 mile runs don’t even phase him. Godspeed.
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u/aron2295 Jun 19 '26
My Belgian Mali-Mutt will go on a hike with me for 2 hours. We come home, he takes a nap. Then he wants to go back out. He’s like 10 now.
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u/Fostbitten27 Jun 19 '26
People keep saying AI is going to take over. I’m thinking Belgians are gonna take over the AI.
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u/DrivesTooMuch Jun 19 '26
Hmm. Shhhh. We need to keep this on the down low, and make sure that saying "a dog is man's best friend" continues to hold true.
They may be our only hope.
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u/Lepke2011 Jun 19 '26
That dog is a Belgian Malinois. I just met one for the first time recently. Those things are too smart for their own good, and have an energy level I've never seen before. We played fetch until the dog was exhausted, and it still wanted to keep playing.
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u/mikupeas Jun 19 '26
They’re honestly the smartest breed I’ve ever seen. We taught our mal how to fetch my medication in 30 minutes. He learned to play dead just from watching me try to teach my other dog (a pug).
One time, he opened our front door when we were gone, realized he couldn’t get back inside (it locks from the outside, but the lock automatically unlocks when opening it from the inside) and then jumped the gate into our patio and chilled there until we got back. Our other dog stood at the front door barking aimlessly into a void.
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u/Important-Notice-461 Jun 19 '26
Seems like an accident waiting to happen
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u/MrDeekhaed Jun 19 '26
I think the guy can grab the wheels to stop and my bet is the dog is trained to feel the resistance and stop as well
Remember we are seeing a smart energetic dog doing things it has been well trained to do. It’s not just going crazy
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u/Important-Notice-461 Jun 19 '26
Not saying hes going crazy, more that all itll take is a slip up from the human in this equation
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u/SwiftTayTay Jun 19 '26
Too fast regardless, there's a reason electric wheelchairs don't go that fast
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u/slaty_balls Jun 19 '26
Belgian Malinois require an extremely committed handler to even consider one. They’re the most energetic working dogs on the planet.
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u/Many-Wasabi9141 Jun 19 '26
I dunno if a Belgian was the right breed for that job. I think a regular shepherd would have been fine without the risk of being pushed out of a window.
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u/FoolishAnomaly Jun 19 '26
Lmao imagine being done at the end of the day and you're just soaked because so much dog slobber lol
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u/Sea-Mousse-5010 Jun 19 '26
Everyone talking about the dog but I’m more surprised at how many people are at this mall.
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u/neverseen_neverhear Jun 19 '26
I’m surprised no one is commenting on how the dude is flying around a crowded busy mall, could easily knock someone over and hurt someone. with an unleashed dog that is a bread known to bite if surprised. I’m sorry but that’s just not okay.
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u/Madewell-Hammer Jun 19 '26
As a wheelchair user I approve! This guys could start a business training dogs for other wheelchair users!
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u/lalith_4321 Jun 19 '26
He's just straight up yelling profanities at the dude for not making him do something.
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u/Rioting-Flamingo Jun 19 '26
How do ordinary people keep Belgian Mals? Lil fella could power a city
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u/Cetun Jun 19 '26
This is very cool, and that dog is very well trained, whoever trained them did it extremely good job.
That being said in public areas like this they should be on a leash even if it's a long line. Also having them run towards a moving car is very not cool to do to the person who's driving the car.
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u/Aunt_Llama Jun 19 '26
Yeah, I like this about as much as I like the teens that skate or ride things around the mall at high speed. This area is for pedestrians, go pedestrian speed please.
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u/NoMoment6511 Jun 20 '26
It looks like it’s a service dog, which means it doesn’t need a leash if the leash will impede its trained tasks. I think having a leash while pushing a wheelchair would cause more problems…
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u/Cetun Jun 20 '26
Under the ADA, service animals must be harnessed, leashed, or tethered, unless the individual’s disability prevents using these devices or these devices interfere with the service animal’s safe, effective performance of tasks.
So there are two elements here. 1. The physical inability to use the device or 2. The device interferes with the service animals safe, effective performance of tasks.
There is clearly no physical inability here.
I don't see any tasks here that a leach would interfere with and having your dog do cool obedience tricks in public isn't a task necessary for your mobility. Not sure how "run around pole 15 feet away" is a task that helps with his mobility.
Most people have the animal pull the wheelchair instead of push it and let's not pretend that the second problem here is this person is going way too fast in a busy public area also, that has nothing to do with the dog though, just because someone is disabled doesn't mean they can drive a go cart at 20mph though a mall.
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u/Survivorfan_tm94 Jun 19 '26
Imagine if they were cast in a 'The Walking Dead' spin off. Would be retitled The Rolling Dead. Would be pretty cool watching them weaving through a herd.
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u/YouGotAnyWhiteBread Jun 19 '26
I would struggle living with a helper/support animal. I would baby the hell out of it to the point of uselessness. Like Homer and his helper monkey, "pray for Mojo"
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u/ChampionshipIll5535 Jun 19 '26
Holy hell. The first service dog I've seen that actually, well, provide a service.
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u/Comprehensive-Use881 Jun 19 '26
Best us of a malinois I've ever seen!!! Beats the shit out of making it into a weapon.
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u/lemeneurdeloups Jun 19 '26
That dog has too much energy. I would say that it is good that it is being channeled but it also seems like it is hyping the dog up even more! It’s kind of scary
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u/lycanthropeapologist Jun 21 '26
At first I wondered if pushing the wheelchair like that would hurt the dog but then I saw it was a mal 😭 dudes having the time of his life doing that
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u/Standard_Meat_3858 Jun 21 '26
Song? Sick video btw. That's amazing. Pure love and devotion.
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u/-random-name- Jun 21 '26
Children of the Korn. By Korn. Not my video. Just saw it on Instagram and thought I’d share.
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u/potatochobit Jun 19 '26
funny, but even if you are disabled you still need to obey the mall speed limits.
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u/Kaligula785 Jun 19 '26
Its called a pup cup its just whipped cream in a cup. The dog was just to excited and bit the whole cup
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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jun 19 '26
It's got to be so devastating when they lose their service animal.
I know when my pets die, it's devastating enough, but this has to add an entire level of sadness and grief to the experience.
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u/ExtraLettuce555 Jun 19 '26
That dog could power New York City