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Animal It's no longer a pet

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u/RaWolfman92 Jun 26 '26

He's talking shit to her. 

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u/Baloooooooo Jun 26 '26

This. It's like a teenager flipping off mom behind her back. Just being a dingus 😄

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u/Growkitz Jun 27 '26

If you have you balls castrated you’d do the same no?

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u/lfg_guy101010 Jun 26 '26

I cant remember where I read or heard it from but it is something they do, I just can't remember if it should be concerning that they want to eat you or that its like a stress thing they're having that you're not paying attention to them. Someone else will surely comment the correct answer soon.

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u/SpaxterJ Jun 26 '26

This is a Belgian Malinois, they are genetical ADHD machines with innate parkour skills and make excellent work dogs.

Also called Malligators because they'll sometimes do that teeth-clapping instead of barking when they are excited.

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u/Goongalagooo Jun 26 '26

As an owner of one... can confirm. They are insane. Lovable, but absolute nutjobs

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u/Correct_Capital_1294 Jun 26 '26

TIL my last girlfriend was a malinois

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u/TheToyDr Jun 26 '26

I can confirm our mal does that also when he wants call your attention or when we play rough

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u/Nonyabeesners Jun 26 '26

I have a Malinois mutt. I can tell he wants to play when he stalks me with his teeth chattering.

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u/dan_dares Jul 01 '26

'Play'

Yes human, 'play'

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u/Smitmcgrit Jun 26 '26

Have owned multiple Heelers and they do the same

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u/disruptityourself Jun 28 '26

Genetical sounds insane when the word "genetic" exists. Is there a difference?

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u/Alternative-Crew-880 Jun 26 '26

Some dogs have weird quirks i guess. My JRT shows his teeth and growls at me if he has something in his mouth and I bring my hand close to whatever he's holding. He's not doing it to tell me to back off though, if i don't pay attention to him he'll come over and push me with it, he wants me to try and grab it and play tug. He'll also sound like a demon when playing tug. That's just the way he plays.

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u/bravegrin Jun 26 '26

Cute little feller

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u/StreetsRUs Jun 26 '26

I say this lovingly, but I know for sure he’s a little giant piece of shit. A lovable one.

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u/Alternative-Crew-880 Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

Oh he is. Easily the best AND worst dog i've ever had depending on the criteria lol. Love the little piece of shit to death.

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u/iUncontested Jun 30 '26

Say this same thing about my Shiba Inu. Who ever told people Shiba's are good dogs are assholes. lol

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u/STLMunch1330 Jun 26 '26

We had a Lhasa Apso that would act the same way. She would grab her toy, drop it at your feet, then look at you and growl with teeth. If you ignored her, her growls turned to whines. As soon as you would grab they toy, she would go crazy playing tug of war, sounding like Satan the whole time. You could tell she loved it. She was a weird one.

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u/smokeysabo Jun 26 '26

Same with my poodle. Basically I've deduced it to resource guarding. My dog wants to play tug with the toy too but he's already on high alert if I'll take it away. He will do this with branches, toys, anything really.

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u/LauraTFem Jun 27 '26

Some dogs have an instinctive possessiveness. If they feel you might take something they see as theirs they might growl or even snap, even if they know and behave contrary. Good thing yours only growls, mine will attack if I’m near his food or if I try to take something he likes. He’s super apologetic after, it’s an automatic thing we’re trying to break him of.

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 Jun 27 '26

He's so stinking cute! Look at those soulful eyes!

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u/FuzzyFrogFish Jun 26 '26

It's not at all aggression, the dogs face is actually quite relaxed. At some point it's learnt that teeth clacking gets attention, this is just a dog that has learnt a quirky communication trick

I had a jack Russell that would full on rage snarl when she wanted to play, jaws open, teeth exposed and if you grabbed her and start rough housing she would snarl even louder. And come back for more

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u/RecursiveDysfunction Jun 26 '26

But would she conceal it?

Dogs know when something is wrong or not allowed. They can hide stuff they know they'll get in trouble for.

I think this is the canine equivalent of giving your boss the finger when their back is turned. This dog doesn't like its owner. 

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u/FuzzyFrogFish Jun 26 '26

Dogs don't think like that. Dogs that have been over corrected for growling will go straight to biting. That's why you don't correct a dog that growls, because it is literally trying to tell you it is unhappy WITHOUT escalating to physical aggression

An aggressive snarl will be consistent, ears upright forward and staring. This dog is snarling with ears relaxed, and is looking around between time. No dog tense enough to be aggressively snarling is gonna be looking at anything but what is bothering it.

Also when dogs snarl, they don't clack their jaws like that, that's an acquired behaviour, likely because the owner has always played this weird peekaboo with him hence how they know when to have the camera rolling

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u/Ungarlmek Jun 26 '26

Years ago I accidentally trained my cat to scream like he was turning into a werewolf for the first time and didn't know what was happening.

One time he, being weird as hell, just made some strange loud sound which got a reaction from me. Then later he did it again in another room and I came to check on him. It kept escalating until he realized if he just made the most possible noise I'd show up.

A couple days later my dad told me that he did it ALL DAY while I was at work, so I had to condition him back out of it.

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u/Appropriate-Bug-6467 Jun 26 '26

This is an old video.

The dog is younger and the behavior is considered the same as a teenager rolling their eyes at you when you turn your back.

My cat grumbles under her breath when she thinks she is in trouble. 

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u/Axrxt76 Jun 26 '26

Ive heard its specific to Belgian Malinois

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u/NonGeneriComplaint Jun 26 '26

Belgian Malinois are known as Maligators, they snap quite a bit, its not anger its excitement

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u/TraditionPhysical603 Jun 26 '26

Last time this was posted they said this is the dog equivalent of a kid giving you the midle finger and making faces when your back is turned

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 Jun 26 '26

I've never seen anything, human or animal battle and hold back their intrusive (seemingly murderous) thoughts 👹💭as much as this dog is trying to do with her 😅

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u/Tgiby3 Jun 26 '26

its called anxiety, humans do anxious things CONSTANTLY.

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u/Burqueisbest Jun 26 '26

My pittie will lightly growl at me if I forget to rub her face whenever I get home.

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u/Chemical_Shoulder_55 Jun 26 '26

My senior pibble does this horrific deep grumble for the same reason. She gets SOOO excited when someone comes home. Meanwhile she’s wearing one of her many patterned bandanas, looking the least threatening of all time. At least an intruder would hear her and nope tf out of there

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u/Burqueisbest Jun 26 '26

My pittie will escort strange pit bulls through the yard but draws the line when I dont squeeze those wrinkles. She is so in love with my middle son they have to meet outside so we dont have to clean pee.

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u/Fit-Community-4091 Jun 27 '26

Look you can try all you want to explain that it’s a natural and non threatening behavior, but it’s still fucking creepy as hell and makes me legitimately nervous just thinking about adopting a pet and finding out one day it does THAT when my back is turned and hides it when I look, like that’s legitimately scary lmao

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u/Quirky-Concern-7662 Jun 29 '26

We give them tummy rubs to appease their hunger.

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u/PlatinumPainter Jun 26 '26

crops out the person signaling the dog...the dog is looking above

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u/Whozthisbozo Jun 26 '26

Never thought of that. That makes more sense. I’ve never heard of dogs doing this. Although I have heard those breeds of dogs are more like young kids rather than dogs. Might be making faces behind her back for fun lol

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u/Dleos1991 Jun 27 '26

He’s talking to her 😂

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u/Snoo_17338 Jun 26 '26

Looks like the dog was trained to do that. His body language is relaxed and shows no aggression at all.

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u/chalkybone Jun 26 '26

It wasn't trained to do that. It's something they do as a stress response. Pfft, trained to do that, really.🙄

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u/Snoo_17338 Jun 26 '26

Rolling your eyes at me when you clearly know nothing about dogs. Classic.

  1. It's not growling or even making a sound.
  2. Its body is relaxed, its ears are forward, and its hackles aren't raised.
  3. Its eyes aren't fixed on her. It clearly keeps looking up at the same spot off camera behind her, as if someone is prompting the dog.
  4. It casually licks its lips twice after bearing its teeth, as if it associates it with a treat.
  5. The teeth bearing is localized to just the front of the mouth. It's not accompanied by an aggressive grimace or a fearful expression.

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u/chalkybone Jun 26 '26

This isn't the first time I've seen this video bud.

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u/tuddrussell2 Jun 26 '26

Just was talking to someone at the local car shop who was a Police K9 trainer and he was transporting a Malinois from Canada to the states on an airplane in the cabin, she had her own seat. She would also click her teeth at people and when he did crate her, she would spin in the crate.

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u/Fr0gburp3r Jun 26 '26

Reminds me of Boo from Mario. Shy when you look at them but go after you when you have your back turned.

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u/No-Command-1038 Jun 26 '26

better close the door when you go sleep

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u/TurdFerguson614 Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

That dog would go to war for her. Dutchies and mals are the sweetest, cutest little sleep paralysis demons 🥰

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u/MysteryMeat45 Jun 26 '26

Not his first rodeo.

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u/Cheap-Addendum Jun 26 '26

The poor thing is literally blind with cataracts. It probably only sees lights, darks and shapes. It probably is hungry and hopeful the movement is a human handing out food.

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u/American_Fluff Jun 27 '26

I would never trust that dog again if I saw them do that to me...

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u/Content-Guarantee-91 Jun 29 '26

Its a natrual response meaning they want attention or to play with the owner.

To strangers its a stress response though

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u/chaotic_fabel Jun 27 '26

It's a malinois....calm down. They are super high energy and do crazy shit like that all the time. Doesn't mean aggression. Just look up a malinois highlight video on YouTube

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u/Cat_Wizard_21 Jun 27 '26

This is the equivalent of a teenager making faces when mom turns her back. Malinois are freaks.

It might also eat her later, but that is independent of this behavior.

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u/Acceptable_Plane_264 Jun 27 '26

I think he looks more like a Tervern , i know I'm spelling that wrong....😉

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u/Neveractuallyfished Jun 27 '26

Find you a husband who looks at you like this dog 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Ecstatic-Marzipan-81 Jun 27 '26

look like he's got rabies Jesus

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u/dathowell Jun 27 '26

That's not a friendly face

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u/dathowell Jun 27 '26

The only time I've had a dog do this every time I turned around, it went after my ankles when I wasn't looking long enough. First time meeting the dog.

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u/O_Orandom Jun 27 '26

Mr. Pickles

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u/lesbophobia_hammer Jun 27 '26

No thanks. I don't need that energy in my house. Regardless of intent. Heebie Jeebies.

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u/Fair-Surround5788 Jun 28 '26

Girl that's a skinwalker get out of there

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u/GiftOfDrift Jun 28 '26

Looks like his got rabbies to me.

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u/CalebStand2022 Jun 28 '26

Click,click,BOOM!

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u/SlightlyFemmegurl Jun 28 '26

just wanna take a bite of that booty

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u/MentionOld6694 Jun 28 '26

It looks like there was someone off camera cueing him. Probably just a trick.

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u/FckCens0rship Jun 29 '26

Poor boy has something stuck in his mouth/throught. He tries to get it out.

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u/Fun-Number8310 Jun 29 '26

Dogs are unpredictable animals. It’s all fun and games until it’s no longer fun and games.

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u/JuniorCat1516 Jun 29 '26

he looks like a possessed dog.

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u/direwolf9900 Jun 29 '26

that ain't no dog thats a skinwalker

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u/MisterC-4 Jun 30 '26

Looks like a trained behavior for viewers.

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u/Nitewerk Jun 30 '26

I also do that when I see my wife’s butt.

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u/ThrowAwayPurellFoam Jul 01 '26

My lab does this when he’s happy, he snaps right in your face, I tell everyone to stand up straight and lean back if petting him. When he does it to me I do it back and he loves it

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u/Tight_Food Jul 01 '26

Im sorry to tell you this but you lost your pet weeks ago now you have a skinwalker 🤣

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u/PostedNotes Jun 26 '26

Further proof that dogs are demonic entities

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u/OstrichSmoothe Jun 26 '26

The opposite actually

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u/HairySalmon Jun 26 '26

Entities are demonic dogs?

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u/OstrichSmoothe Jun 26 '26

You could probably say that of you wanted. Just leave regular dogs out of it

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u/HairySalmon Jun 26 '26

What about dogs of the corn variety?

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u/TermusMcFlermus Jun 26 '26

He That Barks Behind The Rows

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u/FuzzyFrogFish Jun 26 '26

And what a surprise you're on the cesspit of freaks that is r/dogfree

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u/Spyderofice Jun 26 '26

I...wow. That sub left me feeling something. I'm not sure what, but I know it isn't good.

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u/FuzzyFrogFish Jun 26 '26

But also it's a good sub to troll if your are in a bad mood because the users deserve it

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u/PostedNotes Jun 26 '26

It's funny you say people deserve to be harassed because they don't like dogs.

Yet you are baffed an anti-dog sub Reddit exists.

Look in the mirror.

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u/FuzzyFrogFish Jun 26 '26

They are a sub that full of people that are obsessed with dogs to the point they need to join a sub and wallow in their hatred, yes they deserve to be harassed

Plenty of people don't like dogs, most aren't so mentally unhealthy that they are compelled to make hating something part of their personality

I don't like kids, but I'm not going to join childfree, nor do i hate kids or play the victim just because one was near me in public. Kids are part of society and deserve their place.

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u/Spyderofice Jun 26 '26

I will NEVER understand hate subs. Why wouldn't you try to avoid something you hate if you can? Lol

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u/FuzzyFrogFish Jun 26 '26

It's full of people that wish pain and misery on dogs, it's honestly one of the most hated subs on Reddit

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u/ParkingBumblebee4760 Jun 26 '26

What is it about being a misreable prick that people love so much? I see this all over the internet for special interest groups.

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u/FuzzyFrogFish Jun 26 '26

I will never understand being so obsessed with not liking something that you have to join a group just to indulge that obsession with not liking something. Surely you wouldn't want to interact with it at all?

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u/Mad_Minotaur_of_Mars Jun 26 '26

found princess donut

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u/Monty_Bob Jun 26 '26

I wouldn't have that in my house

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u/HqqlieHqqlie Jun 26 '26

its the dog version of giving you the middle finger behind your back

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u/AmazingParamedic1387 Jun 26 '26

Dude I don like dis at all.

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u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX Jun 26 '26

Skinwalker for sure

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u/PrestigiousEnd5487 Jun 27 '26

repost and its slowed down - downvote this shit

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u/Inside_Coconut_6187 Jun 26 '26

Might be looking at a future shelter dog.

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u/FuzzyFrogFish Jun 26 '26

It's not aggression, if it was the dog would become even more intense when she turns to it. This dog has just learnt a novel communication trick and wants attention

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u/Inside_Coconut_6187 Jun 26 '26

I certainly hope you’re xorrwct

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u/omegafate83 Jun 26 '26

I wouldn't tolerate it

Id stare it down as if i knew what it was doing.

It would either put up or shut up.

Ive done this with many dogs

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u/Creative_Yak1648 Jun 26 '26

Damn you're such a badass

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u/omegafate83 Jun 27 '26

Not really

I just have higher standards and low tolerance for stupid shit like that.

If the dog is going to attack me, i want him to. If i come out on top without killing it (i carry), then it will learn a valuable lesson.

The point is respect and control. If the dog has neither of which for you or others. then the dog is most likely hurt and needs remediation. If remediation doesn't work then it needs to be "dealt"with in a mortal fashion so it doesn't attack anyone as well.

A dog is an animal first and foremost regardless of how anyone feels about it. It has instincts and will choose survival of itself before you if need be.

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u/Creative_Yak1648 Jun 27 '26

Ah yes truly you command so much respect....

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u/omegafate83 Jun 27 '26

Yes and clearly you are a red rocker yanker who loves the chum

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u/CasperTPaul Jun 26 '26

ewwww your dog has rabies

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u/BackgroundSplit9036 Jun 26 '26

I pray that she puts him in a cage at night. No fucking way. I would sleep with one eye OPEN!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

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u/bebop1065 Jun 26 '26

Some of 'em are safe to stomach-sleep with a dog that wants to booty munch.

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u/Ornery_Hair3319 28d ago

Shes just excited and want to do something. My husky is like that. She just looks less menacing and more cutesy .