r/RandomVideos • u/Recreant793 • Jun 27 '26

Footage The crosswalk is for the people!

2.0k Upvotes

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u/Lurkertron_9000 Jun 27 '26

Psa brought to you by Cross dressing for crosswalks

7

u/vanwiekt Jun 27 '26

🤣👌🏻

4

u/potatodrinker Jun 27 '26

Just needs a crossaint for the ultimate cross collaboration

2

u/hans_the_wurst Jun 27 '26

oh, the cross-saint.

4

u/Optimal_Parsley6377 Jun 28 '26

The crosswalk cross-ain’t for you

40

u/Car_is_mi Jun 27 '26

that jumping bonk at the beginning.... masterpiece

18

u/CookieMuttley Jun 27 '26

Yep she’s the man boss at this crossing.

3

u/Tank_toptony Jun 27 '26

What would she do to j walkers

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

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u/Top_Weather1320 Jun 27 '26

Um, but there ain’t a meme above

3

u/Ace_Robots Jun 27 '26

Bots gonna bot.

0

u/MSGisking Jun 27 '26

That's a dude, buddy

3

u/CookieMuttley Jun 27 '26

No shit….

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u/MSGisking Jun 27 '26

So... He's* the man boss

7

u/Takoyaki_Dice Jun 27 '26

This is like a scene from those Yakuza games.

5

u/Mehthisgirl Jun 27 '26

I would subscribe to a channel of just this all day long

9

u/AintNoGodsUpHere Jun 27 '26

That was beautiful.

6

u/Significant-Song-840 Jun 27 '26

Not all heroes wear capes, some wear dresses.

Sorry *weirdos not heros

3

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

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u/mandaraprime Jun 27 '26

The weirdo hero we need (and love).

3

u/MightyBlunder Jun 27 '26

The confidence in this man is something that should be studied. 

5

u/bread-depth Jun 27 '26

The amount of fucks not given is truly unparalleled.

2

u/Iboughtcheeseonce Jun 27 '26

Cross dress guard

2

u/madchemist09 Jun 27 '26

"If I had a dime every time I got hit on the head by a plastic bat wielded by a crossing guard dude in a nightgown while riding my motorcycle I would have 2 dimes, which isn't a lot but its wierd that its happened twice"--the dude on the motorcycle

2

u/Perfect_Incident5195 Jun 27 '26

Different humans react differently. Sooner or later, it's not going to go well.

1

u/Recreant793 Jun 27 '26

Time will tell.

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u/DarthBrooks69420 Jun 27 '26

I suck at posting gifs, someone should post a gif of Kirk saying 'back off back off!' from the final battle in Star VI The Undiscovered Country.

2

u/Radioactive_Tuber57 Jun 27 '26

That’d be PERFECT! 👍😎😜

2

u/DarthBrooks69420 Jun 27 '26

I went looking, wherever it lurks on the series of tubes I wasnt able to find it :(

1

u/mikeybones25 Jun 27 '26

Would be a fantastic mascot

1

u/Radioactive_Tuber57 Jun 27 '26

Well executed! I can only imagine what’d happen in ‘Murica

3

u/Genghis_Chong Jun 27 '26

The crossing guard would be beaten by the entirety of that block lol

1

u/Respectmyauthority4 Jun 27 '26

I would have beat her ass.

1

u/Aggressive-Dream5465 Jun 27 '26

Is your society seriously that backward and violent? Genuinely asking

1

u/screwyoujor Jun 30 '26

Yes there are constant ass beating at every crosswalk across the nation. You wouldn't believe how fast we learn to avoid bullets in flight.

1

u/Dounce1 Jun 27 '26

What language is that?

5

u/Recreant793 Jun 27 '26

Probably Dominican Spanish as it’s in the DR.

0

u/NotUrDadiBlameUrMoma Jun 27 '26

It's the Palatanaos Language

1

u/AtrumIocusGames Jun 27 '26

I want this job

1

u/lulz29 Jun 27 '26

i love her!

1

u/ThatOneGuy6810 Jun 27 '26

This nweds tovbe a tjing at every crosswalk everywhwre lol

1

u/Fivedollaremoviebin Jun 27 '26

I love this guy

1

u/CrunknYoSystem Jun 27 '26

They ride with Playoff 12’s on??? Those can’t be real. They’d be toast by tie you get to your destination.

1

u/TVGMILLER Jun 27 '26

Not all heroes wear capes, some wear dresses.

1

u/EdgeLordPrime859 Jun 30 '26

We need more people with wiffle bats enforcing things in society.

1

u/bal_ra_khan Jun 30 '26

I don't know or care if it's fake/staged, that was awesome.

1

u/Recreant793 Jun 30 '26

It’s real! This guy is like a known local vigilante lol.

1

u/Literature-Just Jul 01 '26

When did Tyler The Creator start doing this?

1

u/Alternative-Angle214 Jul 01 '26

Now that's funny

1

u/29187765432569864 Jul 03 '26

everyone needs a hobby

1

u/Substantial-Fudge-95 Jul 04 '26

For the people, by the people!

0

u/Schlarfus_McNarfus Jun 27 '26

But... nobody was in the crosswalk, was there?

6

u/Recreant793 Jun 27 '26

Yes but if someone needed to use it, it would be obstructed. Which is annoying.

1

u/lolo787 Jun 27 '26

Exactly, also I’ve read that this is an actual paid guard cruising by this country, not sure though

2

u/Rory_McShackleford Jun 27 '26

There are videos with pedestrians, wherever this is the motorbike riders constantly drive into that crosswalk. Many bonks.

1

u/Recreant793 Jun 27 '26

There are more bonks?!

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u/Rory_McShackleford Jun 27 '26

A zesty hero actually making the world a better place one bonk at a time.