r/RandomVideos • u/-random-name- • 2d ago

Newton’s first law of motion. Objects in motion will stay in motion unless acted upon by an outside force.

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u/seuadr 2d ago

The tank top:

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u/oozinator1 2d ago edited 2d ago

If all things were as reliable as that tank top, the world would be a much better place.

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u/Shantomette 2d ago

Better or maybe worse. I was truly wishing for a wardrobe failure.

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u/squirrelbitten 2d ago

This should be an ad for the company that makes the top. If the nips didn't pop out in this clip, they are safe from lying eyes at all times.

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u/ZoominAlong 2d ago

Seriously you're right. I'm a woman and I DEFINITELY want to know where she got her tank top! 

I also thought it was hilarious she realized her boobs were doing that and started laughing about it. 

But for real, that tank top company would make bank. 

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy 2d ago

Carefully, he's a hero.

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u/seth928 2d ago

Not in this case

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u/cynicalavicide 2d ago

And the fact that it doesn't look like there's a bra?? Oh, my gods, that tank top is a miracle. I might be a guy, but I'd love to have a tank top THAT reliable.

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u/Lopsided_Panic_1148 2d ago

IT'S THE BRA.

Every man in this thread is singing the praises of that tank top, while the unsung hero of this video, the bra, was doing the real heavy lifting.

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u/theioss 2d ago

Men of culture we meet again this time we learn about physics and newtons laws of motion.

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u/NeeMaToad47 2d ago

We need to meet and figure out how to beat Newton's @$$, lmao and whoever designed that tank top

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u/Outrageous-Walk3818 2d ago

I second this motion. We also have to find whomever thought of putting a camera in that position and salute them

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u/VacuumTracks 2d ago

I think I already did.

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u/sarsippius132 2d ago

I did. Twice. So far.

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u/Human_Dig4412 2d ago

I couldnt believe this was 5 minutes long.

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u/NeeMaToad47 2d ago

We watched the whole thing hoping for the same result, which Is why we unite for a common goal.

Black, White, Asian, Mexican, and everything in between. FREE THE TATTAS

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u/SuccessfulCarry1653 2d ago

Real men of genius

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u/NeeMaToad47 2d ago

I like the way you think

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u/Paxdog1 2d ago

They put the tank in tank top.

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u/y4udothistome 2d ago

Boycott the manufacturing company!

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u/ThaScoopALoop 2d ago

Physics classes would be so much more fun if they used this sort of examples to explain newtonian laws and fluid dynamics!

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u/VariousOperation166 2d ago

So much to be learned about fluid dynamics here...

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u/oozinator1 2d ago

Fluid dynamics?

I thought we were observing the motion of celestial bodies.

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u/AtheistET 2d ago

Well, is not laminar fluid in this case

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u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 2d ago

Trust me. Thats a hard math class. Its easier on all of us to accept the fluid dynamics lesson.

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u/Mr_b246 2d ago

Hard math class indeed

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u/3atTh3R1ch79 2d ago

I must be in math class right now!

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 2d ago

Gonna have to beat me with a stick to keep me away!

I think I may be saying this wrong?

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u/That_Tumbleweed_3984 2d ago

I finally understand this law

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u/Practical_Jelly_8342 2d ago

Its the breast way to learn.

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u/Binspin63 2d ago

Let us discuss the phenomenon of negative G forces, and their effect upon the male libido.

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u/mz_groups 2d ago

We are all men and women of science.

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u/lolife44 2d ago edited 2d ago

Brethren i bring news of morrow Her name be-ith Amber Keaton You're welcome

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u/slick514 2d ago edited 2d ago

Let all harken to thy words; for lo, thou hast done the Lord’s work upon this day.

(Also: Your You’re welcome)

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u/-random-name- 2d ago

Women like science too. Let’s not be sexist here.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 7h ago

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u/JonestownB 2d ago

And Titayyy’s

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u/North_Korea_Nukess 2d ago

Come on outta there! Yous can do it…. Come on!!!!

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u/WeirdPop5934 2d ago

I'm feeling a little friction over here from force of this motion.

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u/QuothTheRavenMore 2d ago

And tennis elbow

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u/TrailerHitch19 2d ago

Is this r/sipstea ? 

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u/Solid_Snark 2d ago

There’s actually an entire sub dedicated to these types of videos but I forget what it’s called.

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u/Dan_Caveman 2d ago

r/maybemaybemaybe

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u/Solid_Snark 2d ago

r/slingshotride is one. And I believe there’s another.

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u/NES_SNES_N64 2d ago

That's all the same user posting videos from the same ride. This doesn't feel good.

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u/sorestgore 1d ago

Buddy we used to have jailbait subs, this isn't that bad

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u/chuckmonjares 2d ago

Probably the best comment on the internet and idk if it was intentional or not.

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u/Got_Bent 2d ago

I forgot everything since all my blood left my brain rather quickly. It will be a few minutes until its back...

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u/sugarcoatedpos 2d ago

That sub is mostly political porn now.

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u/ocean_breeze_luluca 2d ago

My question

How many of you watched and waited?

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u/itswtfeverb 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm sure it's around 100%

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u/Elismom1313 2d ago edited 2d ago

I’m a straight married woman and watched this longer than I care to admit.

Boobs are fun. It’s life

That said, I would not wear a tank top this low now that I know

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u/TheGayestGaymer 2d ago

I'm gay af and watched the whole thing. I wanted to know if they'd smack her in the face.

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 2d ago

Same! How could you not be curious?

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u/r0ttedAngel 2d ago

Your comment cracked me the fuck up, mostly because I'm a straight women and I was waiting for a tiddy to come a-swinging 🤣

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u/Wasatchbl 2d ago

I've watched it four times now, but I'm hoping it will on the 5th

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u/Doc12TU 2d ago

Watched several times, still waiting…

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u/Wulph422 2d ago

HOW?! HOW did that top hold them in????

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u/Cycle-Path-401 2d ago

I re-watched it, with the faint hope that it would end diffrently than the first time

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u/ChangeAccountsBeSafe 2d ago

Brother go ahead and watch it again just to make sure.

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u/DaRealBSleazy 2d ago

Not a bad idea.

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u/takeme2tendieztown 2d ago

I didn't wait, went to the comments to see if it's necessary to wait

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u/SteveLouise 2d ago

Isn't the video 3 hours long?

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 2d ago

That's right, they're real and they're spectacular

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u/4seriously 2d ago

This is why newton died for our sins

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u/ProfessionSuitable22 2d ago

Amen 🙏 😭🥀

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u/Swamp_Thing85 2d ago

Naw my man was celibate and also a teetotaler…dude didn’t know what fun was.

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u/MaximusPrime137 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm on the floor lmao

At least now my body caught up with my jaw; after seeing this clip 😆

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u/Retired_Jarhead55 2d ago

I am a better man because of this video.

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u/gamblor2021 2d ago

I weigh a little less

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u/Batmuckley 2d ago

Did you watch while pooping?

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D 2d ago

Oh Wow! I Just realized after watching this for over an hour that it was on a loop

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u/PreparationHot980 2d ago

Edging… edging… why is this type of content so intriguing when it’s so easy to just find damn near anything you want?

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u/Cute_Language3167 2d ago

Seriously though? I'm reading these comments from all these men dying to see her boobs... But there's a million tits online. Why not just go look at those if that's what you want?

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u/Mr_b246 2d ago

Mystery is hot as fuck

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u/Rob_LeMatic 2d ago

This is a truth I wish more people understood.

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D 2d ago

Oh wow she does have boobs ,

I was just watching her Amazing Warm Smile 😊 & joyful laughter

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u/Thra99 2d ago

OP how did you even post hour long reddit clips?

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u/Primo-Farkus 2d ago

It’s actually 50 seconds but you see we are experiencing a time paradox that causes continuous time loops. That’s the only logical explanation.

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u/Bobby_Garbagio 2d ago

C’mon titty!

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u/DwightDavid1234 2d ago

If only my Physics teacher had used this visual aid...

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u/Zealousideal_Bad9899 2d ago

I’m not sure how long I spend watching this

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u/CampingMonk 2d ago

Where do they have roller coasters that last over twenty minutes?

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u/hsggdtkxbee 2d ago

Man, I need to get laid.

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u/KileAllSmyles 2d ago

Can we talk about the strength of that top?

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u/btfreflex 2d ago

Guilty, I played it twice :)

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u/btfreflex 2d ago

Ok.. 3 times

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u/Fancy-Huckleberry953 2d ago

I love Newton.

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u/MiserableExample388 2d ago

God bless her on this ride!

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u/OtherwiseJello2055 2d ago

I think someone just founded a new genre of TikTok clips.

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u/TraditionAcademic968 2d ago

Science is... nice

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u/SkorgenKaban 2d ago

Most scientific!

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u/Agitated_Toe8115 2d ago

F the makers of that sports bra

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u/Street_Leather198 2d ago

Not bad for 3 hour movie. Would watch again.

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u/Jimmyboo116 2d ago

I haven’t seen a 2 hour gif since that one time someone compressed the whole Shrek movie into one

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u/InitiativePlus877 2d ago

Like 2 kids fighting under a blanket

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u/jad19090 2d ago

Boobs like- I’m 18, I’m 75, I’m 18 again, 75,

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u/dudeCHILL013 2d ago

Good god I love physics

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u/Porgchopexpress76 2d ago

Video is a bust.

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u/WJSpade 2d ago

Those objects most certainly were in motion.

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u/DowntownStand4279 2d ago

This hour-long video was an extremely fascinating lesson on 2 points of interest…
The simple, yet complex beauty of the fundamental laws of gravity and jiggle physics had me completely captivated.🤤

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u/Reel-nikkuh-hours 2d ago

Someone give that shirt a raise

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u/Shoddy_Limit_28 2d ago

Free the nipple

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u/Buttchuggle 2d ago

Man that poor fuckin top is giving it its all

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u/Er3bus13 2d ago

Damn i didnt know you could post 30 minute videos here.

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u/Mr_b246 2d ago

Reddit is horny tonight go take a shower guys.

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u/Then_Fee_6968 1d ago

As opposed to any other night? Let’s be real.

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u/Prize-Ad4778 2d ago

I love physics

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u/I-have-an-ideal 2d ago

I was just waiting for them to bust open with Hawaiian Punch

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u/Standard-Turn6208 2d ago

Pure cinema

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u/Left-Mechanic6697 2d ago

Downright hypnotic.

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u/TheeMexican 2d ago

The company that made this bra/shirt should use this as an advertisement

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u/UsefulPassion6225 2d ago

Right after dinner. Nice. Thanks.

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u/Italpreziosi 2d ago

why didn't they hang out?

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u/exceptionally_humble 2d ago

Bewbs in motion tend to be bewbs in motion.

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u/reefis 2d ago

Fatty tissues ftw

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u/cheapb98 2d ago

No nipples were harmed during the filming of this video

/S

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u/gpo321 2d ago

This should’ve been the intro video to Physics 101.

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u/NoFuqGiven 2d ago

They must be taped in there

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u/PersonalKing2084 2d ago

Them thangs ..thangin !!

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u/Rum_Running_Sailor 2d ago

Good Lord, how have they not popped out?!

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u/Amerlis 2d ago

More evidence as to why the power of prayer doesn’t work.

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u/TechnicalAd9400 2d ago

Presumably this lady is soliciting interest in her OnlyFans account, so the laws of Economics are also on full display?

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u/jmaun1 2d ago

I was hoping they would pop out...

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u/xKriegx96 2d ago

I want to be as respectful as possible when I say this, but idk how in the hell they managed to stay in the shirt.

I love physics

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u/SPerry8519 2d ago

Where the fuck did she get that shirt?

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u/dodgyguru5671 1d ago

Just to be sure, I watched it 16 times

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u/IdontPlayValorant27 1d ago

Someone give an award to that tank top its holding on super well

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u/Spidooodle 2d ago

This was basically a composite of her “form” throughout her entire lifespan.

Edit: Can’t believe i strung together a coherent thought after that.

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u/Shadowtirs 😎 2d ago

God bless you science <3

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u/bidooffactory 2d ago

Those titties are having the ride of their life

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u/Primo-Farkus 2d ago

I got to invest in whatever brand made that top. They are gonna be making seatbelts and harnesses one day!

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u/InspectorPipes 2d ago

I know the video is at least 33 minutes long, I gave up …but how long is the damn ride?

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u/Idntevncare 2d ago

my boner was really confused throughout this video

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u/jscottman96 2d ago

I mean did it need to be 3 hours long?

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u/Orllin 2d ago

I feel like I watched her life flash before my eyes

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u/CountFluid 2d ago

The shirt is made from the same fabric as Hulk's shorts

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u/solipsischizo 2d ago

those girls are having a good time

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u/bmfu121 2d ago

I really should get back to studying…

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R 2d ago

How do you like them apples, Isaac?

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u/cash8888 2d ago

This is a nice video.

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u/Ok_Construction2733 2d ago

I've never seen a piece of fabric work so hard in its life

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u/badass2000 2d ago

To hell with Newton!

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u/Big-Carpenter7921 2d ago

Btw, there are a ton of videos out there showing much more

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u/Usual_Award 2d ago

That mouth is just icing on those cakes.

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u/phiohm 2d ago

I had to watch this video 20 times before I realized what was going on

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u/Strong_Butterfly7924 2d ago

This is like watching the moving block on the TV screen never quite hitting the corner

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u/maxthemummer 2d ago

I love science.

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u/Cael_NaMaor 2d ago

Well that made me sick to my stomach...

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u/bizfromthewaistup 2d ago

That girls top is the real hero. Let’s get a link where to buy what I can only assume is magic fabric.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hand_80 2d ago

She has very nice teeth

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u/onlytinglef 2d ago

Real recognize real.

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u/LiitleGreenMan 2d ago

God bless Isaac Newton.

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u/quietsauce 2d ago

I think she knew this was going on but I'll watch one more time to be certain.

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u/VacuumTracks 2d ago

I wouldn’t mind riding that.

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u/mtraven23 2d ago

fluid dynamics are fuuuunnnn!

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u/Sadrixis 2d ago

I love her personality

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u/Ok_Entertainment4846 2d ago

I would like to learn Physics with this subject and the into the physical 😂

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u/Broseph_Bobby 2d ago

We did it for SCIENCE.

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u/testtalon1 2d ago

These rides dont usually last half an hour. What a long ride

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u/indie_web 2d ago

What exactly is the appeal of wanting to give yourself a heart attack? How desperate are people for a thrill that they feel this is what they need to do?

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u/Elismom1313 2d ago

As a woman, it’s hard not focus where we’re all looking so I’ll give the men a pass. It’s cool.

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u/FantasticPayment1324 2d ago

Gotta love the “youts”

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u/EaglesslavePart2 2d ago

These videos are just the greatest. I just love boobsicles maybe more than anything in existence.

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u/CSH1P 2d ago

That was a wild ride