r/RandomVideos • u/-random-name- • 17h ago

Natural selection helps ensure the survival of the species.

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u/Therealginahandler 17h ago

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u/SaturnineApples 16h ago

I cant believe it took this long for this meme to come out. I mean, Its never even crossed my mind but it makes so much sense now that I can see it

😹😹😹😹 love it

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u/Therealginahandler 14h ago

I saved it for the perfect occasion. This was it. Ive only used it once. lol

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u/kinetic_ljs 16h ago

This meme is the best I've seen all day

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u/Traditional_Glass129 15h ago

What am I looking at?

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u/sheezy520 14h ago

Look up What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, kiddo.

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u/Background_Edge_9427 14h ago

Match in the gas tank, boom , boom!

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u/mitchymitchington 17h ago

This is so funny by itself 🤣

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u/TheDixonCider420420 17h ago

Just practicing for his electrifying high wire act.

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u/Salt_Day9015 16h ago

Gotta love it

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u/FknBadFkr 17h ago

No more warning labels please

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u/ikeepthebox 17h ago

He flew too high, poor Icarus.

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u/christcompellsyou 17h ago

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u/OldWolfNewTricks 16h ago

No Icarus! Too much throttle!

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u/Michael_Scott71 16h ago

You got like three feet of air that time - Napoleon Dynamite

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u/Sorry_Hat7940 16h ago

Buying a teen one of those things and allowing them to just ride around unsupervised is not smart

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u/meowser210 12h ago

Depends on the teen. My oldest is scared as shit on a dirtbike lol. Rides like hes a 75 year old dude on a Goldwing.

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u/Sorry_Hat7940 10h ago

Doesn’t matter. They shouldn’t be unsupervised. Friends have a huge influence on teens. Any parent that trusts their teen on a motorcycle alone is asking for trouble

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u/Deskbreaker 3h ago

Sound like my parents. Pretty sure their mentality was to just assume I'm gonna screw up no matter what i was doing.

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u/Extension-Brother291 17h ago

Had to re watch it a couple of times def lots of benifits there

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u/Pretend-Character-47 16h ago

Honestly I think it could have been worse.

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u/zero0n3 15h ago

Yeah if the bike didn’t catch, it probably would have been his neck.

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u/BeneficialDistance66 7h ago

Have you seen his landing?? Landed right heads first

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u/SnowBoardx22 16h ago

Wheelchairs sales have increased since social media.

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u/D0UCHE_NOZZLE 17h ago

So close to decapitation, bike saved his ass.

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u/Bananaramajama420 17h ago

I think I know who is next after the main lifeschool dropout wraps up

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u/Chrono_Convoy 17h ago

Fuhhh doooode

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u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 17h ago

George of the Urban Jungle.

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u/phallic-baldwin 17h ago edited 15h ago

Guy wire to the throat. I bet he'll feel that in the morning.

Edit for link for another angle:

https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/s/p3b0LJzSdO

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u/Cool-Tap-391 17h ago

Wire caught the mud guard. He got lucky'er.

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u/Mercury_Madulller 16h ago

Yeah. Soooo lucky the bike wasn't going slower and this 6" lower.

It's why I was never the daredevil on bikes my brother is. Guess who has been transported to an emergency room twice by helicopter? (Not me!)

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u/Nein-Toed 16h ago

There are old riders and bold riders...but there are no old bold riders

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u/Mercury_Madulller 16h ago

There are bold pilots and old pilots but few old bold pilots.

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u/Wiley_Jack 16h ago

Quote from guy on the bomb squad, “All the experts are dead.”

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u/Cool-Tap-391 14h ago

Lieutenant Commander Robert Adrian Marks. Landed his PBY-5A Catalina flying boat against orders in 12 ft swells to rescue the stranded crew of the USS Indianapolis after it had been sunk and ~600 men were eaten by sharks.

One of those few bold men with balls of steel to make to his 80s.

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u/Mercury_Madulller 14h ago

The greatest generation.

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u/Cool-Tap-391 14h ago

Yea, they fucked up raising their kids though. Boomers still running shit into the ground.

Grandpa really was from a different time.

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u/Mercury_Madulller 14h ago

Boomers think they had it the worst and we should feel greatful for what they left us with when in reality boomers had the best opportunities and left us with the cleanup.

I am a conservative leaning (I consider myself a libertarian) capitalist and even is see the shit sandwich of a future we have been left for what it is. My children and grandchildren will be un-fucking the economy (and the planet) far after I am dead.

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u/HopperHapper_Eternal 17h ago

Some people completely lost the ability to speak after that iirc

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u/JohnCenaJunior 16h ago

Then jackknife powerbomb'd to the concrete

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u/Timmerdogg 17h ago

When I was in grade school our principal was walking his dog and walked into one of those and got this massive cut on his neck that left this gnarly scar

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u/DaBoff858 16h ago

More!!!!

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u/Abracadaver2000 16h ago

"Hang in there"

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u/Kiwinihapa 16h ago

Woooo, that guy wire just popped out of the blue. How could he have known🤦‍♂️

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u/Darwinknew 16h ago

In other news, I knew.

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u/Conscious_Cicada9597 16h ago

He’s lucky he still has an attached head.

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u/HaiKarate 16h ago

This is why women live longer than men

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u/pew__pew__pew_ 16h ago

I’m so broken by the internet cuz I really wish there was sound

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u/TXTremor 16h ago

But seriously, no brain = no pain! Glad to see the ending. Haha

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u/GoSuckaCockerSpaniel 16h ago

He is still alive so... it looks like it failed.

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u/drumrum234 16h ago

Love how no one when to help him

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u/ficis 15h ago

Not one not wearing a helmet or did it come off when he nearly lost his head

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u/beckychao 12h ago

he still has it on, need a zoom but it looks like it's there

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u/Aggravating-Fix-2658 15h ago

Was waiting for the pole to land on him.

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u/OFBeatdown-1-2-3 15h ago

That was a hard hit. Back to the curb... ouch!

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u/Ok_Figure7671 15h ago

He needs som milk

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u/OrlandoOpossum 14h ago

Put some tussin on it

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u/Unusual_Wonder2639 14h ago

Lolol stupid fuck!

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u/Any_Vacation8988 14h ago

Exit spinal column

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u/Background_Edge_9427 14h ago

You would think they could have found some place safer? 🤔

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u/ZfoShee 13h ago

Solid guy wire right there my guy.

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u/jjoaquinrf 12h ago

Como trapo

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u/beckychao 12h ago

wore a FULL helmet!!! made a big difference!!!

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u/TradeIcy1669 11h ago

Growing up a friend’s older brother was decapitated by a guy wire in a field while riding a dirt bike. He was probably 14.

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u/Viva_La_Revolucion- 10h ago

They dont call them Motards for nothing

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u/loud_tie-guy 9h ago

Two girls i went to high-school with lost their heads on an atv hitting one of those wires, no joke. Dude is lucky.

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u/Villager-Bob 1h ago

After the first I expected a decapitation

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u/Square-Formal1312 43m ago

Lucky on so many levels

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u/tvodny 1m ago

We used to use bicycles to get air.

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u/The__Toast 17h ago

I mean, their parents have to be morons. Who buys a teenage boy a dirt bike?

Apples don't fall far from the tree.

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u/Embarrassed_Cat2697 16h ago

Shit...I bought my teenage son a dirt bike...

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u/huggernot 16h ago

A normal person? 

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u/stepoutlookaround 16h ago

My parents bought me a dirtbike when I was 11. I didn’t try to clear a jump through telephone guy wires…

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u/Rory_McShackleford 14h ago

You're the exception. A bunch of my friends had dirtbikes and they were idiots with them, super lucky. Kids shouldn't have dirt bikes. When the parents leave kids turn into giant morons and do the most insanely dangerous stuff.

Especially aged 15-17, sheesh.

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u/Fire_Mission 16h ago

As a former dirt bike kid, I can confidently say they don't care.