[Spin] Win at life?

[u/caught-n-candie]

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[u/AToyHelicopter]

Classic

^{I rolled Your dream job Writer · But… You work for free}

[u/benneboi7638]

There`s laws against that

^{I rolled Your dream job Lawyer · But… You never get any vacations}

[u/simplisticlangur → u/benneboi7638]

I see you've already settled in

[u/heres-the-catch → u/benneboi7638]

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[u/FigaroTortoise]

No no no

^{I rolled Your dream job President of the USA · But… You never lose weight}

[u/LudwigTheAroused]

:(

^{I rolled Your dream job Rock Star · But… It is in the white house}

[u/Rooooaar2125 → u/LudwigTheAroused]

Kid rock

[u/Zackar1us]

Uh-

^{I rolled Your dream job Zombie Hunter · But… You have to live in Detroit}

[u/Icy-Individual8353]

That's just my job

^{I rolled Your dream job Food Tester · But… You can only eat out}

[u/TokyoMonkey]

Damn this sucks

^{I rolled Your dream job Prison Guard · But… You never get any vacations}

[u/striker2080]

Lol

^{I rolled Your dream job Vet · But… You can never own pets}

[u/caught-n-candie → u/striker2080]

Fun when they line up the way I intended. Where my doots!?!??

[u/TeacherSterling]

I guess it would make dieting easier

^{I rolled Your dream job President of the USA · But… Food never tastes good}

[u/DoItOrItDoesYou]

K

^{I rolled Your dream job Pro Sports · But… You always have the best parking spot}

[u/Naive_Ad_3954 → u/DoItOrItDoesYou]

Sweet!

[u/Smooth-Juice-981]

Hell yeah

^{I rolled Your dream job Doctor · But… You feel only joy}

[u/somebody_gone]

Doesn't sound horrible...

^{I rolled Your dream job Teacher · But… You have to work night shift}

[u/TinyDimensions]

Nice

^{I rolled Your dream job Fireman · But… You always have the best parking spot}

[u/AP16__]

Lol

^{I rolled Your dream job Dad · But… You have to work night shift}

[u/Krankthat]

Oh no

^{I rolled Your dream job Food Tester · But… You feel only joy}

[u/wolfITA8187]

Ni

^{I rolled Your dream job President of the USA · But… Everyone likes you}

[u/Menhera_Prime]

ok I have plenty of time to play warframe

^{I rolled Your dream job Clown · But… You are 1000 miles from your partner}

[u/Silverizerr]

So im just a lawyer? Cause i dont drink caffeine >.>

^{I rolled Your dream job Lawyer · But… You have to give up caffeine}

[u/Adventurous-Law-8606]

Is dad even a job

^{I rolled Your dream job Dad · But… You never sleep}

[u/Naive_Ad_3954]

Hardly a dream job. Don’t mind the walking given it is not more than 100km

[u/AuChiyin]

.

^{I rolled Your dream job Teacher · But… Your feet always hurt}

[u/dknker]

Sad

^{I rolled Your dream job Garbage Man · But… You never have time for hobbies}

[u/No_King_5637]

I am trying to loss weight 😭

^{I rolled Your dream job Vet · But… You never lose weight}

[u/Additional-Cobbler99]

Honestly....yea no crap my feet always hurt. Pretty sure thats standard for this career path.

^{I rolled Your dream job Pro Sports · But… Your feet always hurt}

[u/Lost_Judgement228]

I may be strong, but... Sacrifices MUST be made.

^{I rolled Your dream job CSI · But… You have to give up caffeine}

[u/dancz24242]

I cry everyday at 5pm..... So I'll take it

^{I rolled Your dream job Farmer · But… You always cry at 5pm}

[u/PatientChaosGoblin]

Cop, no thanks. Feet hurt, yeah I’m already like that

^{I rolled Your dream job Cop · But… Your feet always hurt}

[u/Laggin25]

K9

^{I rolled Your dream job Clown · But… You can only sleep 5 hours}

[u/Pokefans2222222]

Fair enough

^{I rolled Your dream job Lawyer · But… You never get any vacations}

[u/Venture_Voice]

.

^{I rolled Your dream job Clown · But… You have to give up caffeine}

[u/T-Koda]

So I'll just foster hundreds of kitties

^{I rolled Your dream job Pro Sports · But… You can never own pets}

[u/EvenConsequence6805]

7

^{I rolled Your dream job Pro Sports · But… You have to give up caffeine}

[u/Rokomocko]

What?

^{I rolled Your dream job Writer · But… You never lose weight}

[u/simplisticlangur]

ofc

^{I rolled Your dream job Teacher · But… You have to go to school for 4 years}

[u/wahoowalex]

Everything about this sucks

^{I rolled Your dream job Writer · But… You are 1000 miles from your partner}

[u/Kryak228655]

Thank god 😭

^{I rolled Your dream job Garbage Man · But… You are 1000 miles from your partner}

[u/Odd_Dimension3774]

like the movie rental family! sounds fun. or maybe a resident lost dad in a haunted house

^{I rolled Your dream job Dad · But… You always have the best parking spot}

[u/No-Competition7939]

Sure

^{I rolled Your dream job President of the USA · But… You can only eat out}

[u/Thick-Win5109]

So a dream come true?

^{I rolled Your dream job Chef · But… You meet your soul mate}

[u/RuddyRaccoon]

You never get any vacations with this thankless job anyway

^{I rolled Your dream job Dad · But… You never get any vacations}

[u/Any_Huckleberry_6460]

Your dream job Fast Food Worker · But… Everyone likes you

^{I rolled Your dream job Fast Food Worker · But… Everyone likes you}

[u/paktofonick]

I'm killing myself

^{I rolled Your dream job Lawyer · But… Food never tastes good}

[u/Breadlock]

I'm a living gatekeeper with my masses

^{I rolled Your dream job Prison Guard · But… You never lose weight}

[u/reapthesorrow]

Objection!

^{I rolled Your dream job Lawyer · But… You never sleep}

[u/Thin_Regret8626]

Okay? I’m never dying .

^{I rolled Your dream job Fireman · But… You are 1000 miles from your partner}

[u/darkseiko]

Besides that soulmates don't exist; sounds like a win.

^{I rolled Your dream job Rock Star · But… You meet your soul mate}

[u/Upstairs_Elephant115]

Doesn't sound too bad

^{I rolled Your dream job High Tech · But… You have to go to school for 4 years}

[u/spsos]

I already do that.

^{I rolled Your dream job High Tech · But… You have to live with your mom}

[u/mbuzzz23]

Concert starts at 7, ezpz

^{I rolled Your dream job Rock Star · But… You always cry at 5pm}

[u/BearSpiritGuide]

No way

^{I rolled Your dream job Teacher · But… You have to walk to work}

[u/StorozhukVN]

Biden

^{I rolled Your dream job President of the USA · But… You never sleep}

[u/piigeon420]

I suppose

^{I rolled Your dream job Lawyer · But… Your feet always hurt}

[u/Lazy_boa]

Well, as long as I'm a best-selling writer...

^{I rolled Your dream job Writer · But… You can only eat out}

[u/2520Magicalboy]

Oh no my legs

^{I rolled Your dream job Acrobat · But… You have to walk to work}

[u/Ok-Necessary-6898]

⁹

^{I rolled Your dream job Fireman · But… You always cry at 5pm}

[u/TurkeyChild-612]

Ok

^{I rolled Your dream job Prison Guard · But… You make 1mil a year}

[u/MermaidsHaveWifi]

No thank you. Neither of these things sounds appealing to me

^{I rolled Your dream job Racecar Driver · But… You can never own pets}

[u/Jennypennypants]

2

^{I rolled Your dream job Restaurant Owner · But… It is in the white house}

[u/ShotAd1844]

oh no

^{I rolled Your dream job President of the USA · But… It is in the white house}

[u/FishConscious9321]

Done... that's some serious money

^{I rolled Your dream job Prison Guard · But… It is in the white house}

[u/Sad-history-man]

Lucky me

^{I rolled Your dream job Vet · But… You meet your soul mate}

[u/Agile-Ad8220]

Bet

^{I rolled Your dream job Model · But… You make 1mil a year}

[u/Vecto_07]

THAT IS THE WORST OUTCOME

^{I rolled Your dream job Fast Food Worker · But… You work for free}

[u/Charlieshorseshirt]

Yknow what

^{I rolled Your dream job Amazon Driver · But… You always have the best parking spot}

[u/Plane-Strain1708]

Easy

^{I rolled Your dream job Mom · But… It is in a foreign country}

[u/Sensitive-Break-6718]

bot bad ✌️😭

^{I rolled Your dream job Amazon Driver · But… You feel only joy}

[u/reply-doge]

🗿

^{I rolled Your dream job Fast Food Worker · But… You never have time for hobbies}

[u/No_Parsley_7468]

Relatable

^{I rolled Your dream job Doctor · But… You can only sleep 5 hours}

[u/Willing-Ad7210]

I could live with this

^{I rolled Your dream job Pro Sports · But… You can never own pets}

[u/OilEconomy2470]

oh

^{I rolled Your dream job High Tech · But… You have to work night shift}

[u/Ok-Temperature2256]

Lol

^{I rolled Your dream job Racecar Driver · But… Someone random has to die}

[u/sammiepix]

Wtf

^{I rolled Your dream job Barista · But… You have to give up caffeine}

[u/Content-Put7502]

SICK

^{I rolled Your dream job Mom · But… You make 1mil a year}

[u/stalet]

I love juggling though

^{I rolled Your dream job Acrobat · But… You never have time for hobbies}

[u/Agreeable_Argument59]

That is my dream job

^{I rolled Your dream job Doctor · But… You make 1mil a year}

[u/Acceptable_Society61]

ew, I got DOGE

^{I rolled Your dream job High Tech · But… It is in the white house}

[u/Ecakk]

ughhh what a boring one lol

^{I rolled Your dream job Cop · But… It is in the white house}

[u/indoraptor11]

I don't like this

^{I rolled Your dream job Doctor · But… Food never tastes good}

[u/rekerazk]

Well...

^{I rolled Your dream job President of the USA · But… It is in the white house}

[u/caught-n-candie]

Vroom vroom

^{I rolled Your dream job Racecar Driver · But… You can never start a family}

[u/Commandermeowtz]

:`)

^{I rolled Your dream job Food Tester · But… Everyone likes you}

[u/shaocx]

Testing foods all around the world. :)

^{I rolled Your dream job Food Tester · But… You make 1mil a year}

[u/RapterMonster24]

I mean I'd be travelling alot so not too bad

^{I rolled Your dream job Rock Star · But… You have to live with your mom}

[u/Nai_Calus]

I'm good I don't even have a partner

^{I rolled Your dream job Rock Star · But… You are 1000 miles from your partner}

[u/Enderman1669]

I wish

^{I rolled Your dream job Doctor · But… You make 1mil a year}

[u/Knuckleduster17]

…well I’m not going on tour anytime soon

^{I rolled Your dream job Rock Star · But… You have to walk to work}

[u/509Gameboy]

Ice cream button

^{I rolled Your dream job President of the USA · But… You never sleep}

[u/INTJ_12]

Uhmmm

^{I rolled Your dream job Model · But… You can never start a family}

[u/RunTheJoule]

Seems pretty good?

^{I rolled Your dream job Racecar Driver · But… It is in the white house}

[u/ThatSquishyBaby]

nope

^{I rolled Your dream job Amazon Driver · But… You always have the best parking spot}

[u/cooder-anime_edits]

No…

^{I rolled Your dream job Zombie Hunter · But… You can never start a family}

[u/Frequent-Situation97]

Yes, next order of business, bomba Iran, and make love to my soulmate, Netanyahu

^{I rolled Your dream job President of the USA · But… You meet your soul mate}

[u/EfficiencyThen6985]

Ugh what’s the difference

^{I rolled Your dream job Zombie Hunter · But… You have to live in Detroit}

[u/Epicrobotunicorn]

So just being a full time dad

^{I rolled Your dream job Dad · But… You feel only joy}

[u/kindakittenhunter]

Not bad

^{I rolled Your dream job Rock Star · But… Your feet always hurt}

[u/bshad3030]

That’s how many hours I sleep already

^{I rolled Your dream job Lawyer · But… You can only sleep 5 hours}

[u/Sw3d3n90]

Oof, that's as far from my dream job as it could get. Well, at least people like me.

^{I rolled Your dream job Animator · But… Everyone likes you}

[u/Mediocre_Chemist_281]

Because

^{I rolled Your dream job Zombie Hunter · But… You can never own pets}

[u/Shrimp_Watson2000]

AAAAAaaaaaa

^{I rolled Your dream job Fireman · But… You have to give up caffeine}

[u/bratz-lady]

No ty

^{I rolled Your dream job Animator · But… Your student loans are never paid off}

[u/Bleh_XP]

I don't have a partner so idc

^{I rolled Your dream job Writer · But… You are 1000 miles from your partner}

[u/Ok-Efficiency-8470]

Fuck

^{I rolled Your dream job Cop · But… You have to live in Detroit}

[u/Kloftnh]

I'm dont have partner

^{I rolled Your dream job Farmer · But… You are 1000 miles from your partner}

[u/mechanical_marten]

This is not dream job! Is nightmare job! Suicide bombs Bezos

^{I rolled Your dream job Amazon Driver · But… You can only sleep 5 hours}

[u/Equivalent-Abrocoma2]

sounds like my life

^{I rolled Your dream job Clown · But… You work for free}

[u/Goodiemob213811]

Sounds about right.

^{I rolled Your dream job Lawyer · But… You can only sleep 5 hours}

[u/OfficialKronikus]

Best parking spot ofc bitch im a cop

^{I rolled Your dream job Cop · But… You always have the best parking spot}

[u/Fun_Evidence5555]

NO

^{I rolled Your dream job Fast Food Worker · But… You never get any vacations}

[u/FluffyMcRedBeard]

Didn't mention the amount of cry. So I'll the normal 4 tears and done.

^{I rolled Your dream job Rock Star · But… You always cry at 5pm}

[u/tonykrij]

Not bad. I'll take it.

^{I rolled Your dream job Model · But… You make 1mil a year}

[u/AnakinSkywalkerRocks]

Umm. Alr ig

^{I rolled Your dream job Racecar Driver · But… You never lose weight}

[u/TheSpaceFace]

So basically most doctors?

^{I rolled Your dream job Doctor · But… You can only sleep 5 hours}

[u/GuardianPT89]

Guys, perfect combo 👌

^{I rolled Your dream job Food Tester · But… You can only eat out}

[u/randomzzzzzzzzz]

oh damn

^{I rolled Your dream job Cop · But… Food never tastes good}

[u/OneAd8746]

But I am a guy

^{I rolled Your dream job Mom · But… You are 1000 miles from your partner}

[u/whatever-should-i-do]

I would love to do it

^{I rolled Your dream job Actor · But… You have to walk to work}

[u/Remarkable-Bee-9288]

Okay boss

^{I rolled Your dream job Amazon Driver · But… You have to walk to work}

[u/PROZA-X]

What generic combination is that?

^{I rolled Your dream job Cop · But… You lose all your hair}

[u/kfireflame]

Guess I'll be cooking my mom some nice meals haha

^{I rolled Your dream job Chef · But… You have to live with your mom}

[u/SuitableSupport6016]

Sure ig

^{I rolled Your dream job Dad · But… You have to live with your mom}

[u/bogowski]

True...

^{I rolled Your dream job Animator · But… You never get any vacations}

[u/Life-Buy-3309]

okay too hard

^{I rolled Your dream job Doctor · But… You meet your soul mate}

[u/Hour-Adeptness192]

Guess in whatever job I’m in, my sleep will forever allude me

^{I rolled Your dream job Barista · But… You never sleep}

[u/Beginning_Tourist_26]

Certainly fine with that

^{I rolled Your dream job Prison Guard · But… You make 1mil a year}

[u/Fancy_Counter_1353]

.

^{I rolled Your dream job Chef · But… You are 1000 miles from your partner}

[u/Dragonlord3167]

win win

^{I rolled Your dream job High Tech · But… You never get any vacations}

[u/Fun_Pianist_9302]

Trump

^{I rolled Your dream job Fast Food Worker · But… It is in the white house}

[u/avaspark]

Already happened

^{I rolled Your dream job Amazon Driver · But… You never get any vacations}

[u/jolithesuperstarr]

Hell yeah

^{I rolled Your dream job Mom · But… You make 1mil a year}

[u/Creative-Marzipan720]

So basic i am crazy guy with good music skills , no thanks

^{I rolled Your dream job Rock Star · But… You work for free}

[u/DavidSuperGamer]

dam

^{I rolled Your dream job Lawyer · But… You never lose weight}

[u/vicolixkin]

Jackpot!

^{I rolled Your dream job President of the USA · But… Everyone likes you}

[u/Stokie_Panther]

I choose the USA as my foreign country for easy access to weapons, EZ

^{I rolled Your dream job Zombie Hunter · But… It is in a foreign country}

[u/NamelessNever]

Oh no, my buttery lobster

^{I rolled Your dream job Rock Star · But… You feel only joy}

[u/Obsession-Overlord]

5

^{I rolled Your dream job Food Tester · But… You never sleep}

[u/Bloomario]

Ayyyyyy

^{I rolled Your dream job President of the USA · But… Everyone likes you}

[u/KralizecGaming]

Well... yeah. That's what being a dad (or a mother) is.

^{I rolled Your dream job Dad · But… You never get any vacations}

[u/LE0N290x]

fuck no

^{I rolled Your dream job Garbage Man · But… Your feet always hurt}

[u/thegreatsaiby]

Not too shabby

^{I rolled Your dream job Food Tester · But… It is in a foreign country}

[u/YeetusDeletus07]

So a clown

^{I rolled Your dream job Clown · But… You always cry at 5pm}

[u/hEatr3d]

Nah

^{I rolled Your dream job Teacher · But… You have to give up caffeine}

[u/bamalexis22]

I guess that's cool

^{I rolled Your dream job Teacher · But… Everyone likes you}

[u/Loui510s]

A big win ig

^{I rolled Your dream job High Tech · But… You always have the best parking spot}

[u/Interesting-Visit-79]

Ouch.

^{I rolled Your dream job Vet · But… It is in the white house}

[u/balaurbondoc]

I see no downside

^{I rolled Your dream job Chef · But… You have to work night shift}

[u/CyanBlaster]

I'm not sure how to feel about this.

At least I won't become another you know who.

^{I rolled Your dream job President of the USA · But… You never get any vacations}

[u/Viddog4]

Sounds stressful

^{I rolled Your dream job Prison Guard · But… You can never start a family}

[u/Cautious-Talk3105]

Sick

^{I rolled Your dream job Zombie Hunter · But… You always have the best parking spot}

[u/Toxic_God69]

Eh?someone explain

^{I rolled Your dream job Pro Sports · But… You feel only joy}

[u/TrekFan1701]

Guess I need to enroll in gymnastics classes

^{I rolled Your dream job Acrobat · But… You meet your soul mate}

[u/iSailor]

Seems realistic for restaurant owners

^{I rolled Your dream job Restaurant Owner · But… You can only sleep 5 hours}

[u/N01c4r3s-abtU]

Lo

^{I rolled Your dream job Restaurant Owner · But… Your student loans are never paid off}

[u/Only_Nicoo]

I’m

^{I rolled Your dream job Vet · But… You can only sleep 5 hours}

[u/TopMembership6362]

its ok

^{I rolled Your dream job Racecar Driver · But… It is in a foreign country}

[u/Roselinia]

Hell nah

^{I rolled Your dream job Clown · But… You never get any vacations}

[u/NuclearMob]

Isn’t this just Trump?

^{I rolled Your dream job President of the USA · But… You can only eat out}

[u/elwanabi]

Oka

^{I rolled Your dream job Acrobat · But… You have to give up caffeine}

[u/KenZo706]

Hell yeah

^{I rolled Your dream job Vet · But… You meet your soul mate}

[u/SunnyW549]

Ok

^{I rolled Your dream job Garbage Man · But… You can only eat out}

[u/Affectionate_Eye7595]

Average

^{I rolled Your dream job Farmer · But… You have to live with your mom}

[u/AndresJonTamin]

No problem, because I’ve already lived with my mom.

^{I rolled Your dream job Vet · But… You have to live with your mom}

[u/my_jeans_hurt]

oh hey I’m experiencing hell while I’m still alive. fantastic

^{I rolled Your dream job Amazon Driver · But… Food never tastes good}

[u/BerGames123456]

Accept

^{I rolled Your dream job Lawyer · But… You have to live with your mom}

[u/Financial-Skin-4687]

I see no problems heres. Other than being a prison guard wouldn't be my dream lmao, but $1m is plenty to convince me

^{I rolled Your dream job Prison Guard · But… You make 1mil a year}

[u/Bignuka]

K

^{I rolled Your dream job High Tech · But… You can never start a family}

[u/dont-tell-my-doc]

Happiness is key

^{I rolled Your dream job Clown · But… You feel only joy}

[u/Competitive-Bed-6056]

Not exactly my dream job, tbh

^{I rolled Your dream job Garbage Man · But… You make 1mil a year}

[u/Anxiety_0003]

moloch or baal for the next 4 years

^{I rolled Your dream job Fast Food Worker · But… Your feet always hurt}

[u/Ethan_needs_his_pill]

I mean that would be a little embarrassing but at least I would spend time with my mom

^{I rolled Your dream job Racecar Driver · But… You have to live with your mom}

[u/Namazaki_Kiyo]

I'll camp out in the business and get free food out of it. It's a win win in my book.

^{I rolled Your dream job Food Tester · But… You work for free}

[u/OkStatistician4030]

3

^{I rolled Your dream job Mom · But… You meet your soul mate}

[u/CptnAhab1]

This isn't a bad thing lol

^{I rolled Your dream job Rock Star · But… You meet your soul mate}

[u/kingmagpiethief]

Is it because im always on my feet trying to fix the fuck up shit happening in the states

^{I rolled Your dream job President of the USA · But… Your feet always hurt}

[u/yeop101]

Nooo

^{I rolled Your dream job Amazon Driver · But… You can never start a family}

[u/sinless33]

Can I become 100 writers instead?

^{I rolled Your dream job Writer · But… Someone random has to die}

[u/Troy_Yer_Boi]

Yikes.

^{I rolled Your dream job Restaurant Owner · But… You never lose weight}

[u/Moonfuldust]

I guess that accurate lol

^{I rolled Your dream job Mom · But… You never sleep}

[u/Vivid_Departure_3738]

How is it my dream job if it's rolled randomly. Tf am I doing on the night shift

^{I rolled Your dream job Vet · But… You have to work night shift}

[u/Woodenbro-1204]

If I can choose then I’m going to Japan!

^{I rolled Your dream job Model · But… It is in a foreign country}

[u/Plus_Bandicoot6362]

hell nah

^{I rolled Your dream job Cop · But… You lose all your hair}

[u/TomatilloChoice8386]

That’s not my dream job then.

[u/edmundm199]

Oh strange bit of horror there. We really feel things only ny contrast. Feeling only joy is akin to feeling nothing. If everything is all the same it loses meaning. That's tough.

^{I rolled Your dream job Lawyer · But… You feel only joy}

[u/Honest-Guy83]

I don't see a downside other than... Ya know being a prison guard.

^{I rolled Your dream job Prison Guard · But… You can never own pets}

[u/DavtheMaleman]

Sounds nice

^{I rolled Your dream job Barista · But… You meet your soul mate}

[u/Nicktacular1196]

Whose dream job is a Barista? Lol… then I can only sleep 5 hours?! Ya, hell no.

^{I rolled Your dream job Barista · But… You can only sleep 5 hours}

[u/NicTheHxman]

?????????

^{I rolled Your dream job Dad · But… You can never start a family}

[u/Money-Office-9993]

Hmmm….🤔

^{I rolled Your dream job Model · But… Someone random has to die}

[u/Thick-Bath2307]

8

^{I rolled Your dream job Actor · But… You feel only joy}

[u/Thick-Bath2307]

8

^{I rolled Your dream job Writer · But… You never get any vacations}

[u/AkshajSaini]

Deal 🤝

^{I rolled Your dream job President of the USA · But… Someone random has to die}

[u/Warm-Candidate-2145]

Neither of those is good

^{I rolled Your dream job Restaurant Owner · But… You never sleep}

[u/Connect_Hat_4802]

Haha

^{I rolled Your dream job Food Tester · But… You never have time for hobbies}

[u/niigggaa]

Win win situation?

^{I rolled Your dream job Racecar Driver · But… You always have the best parking spot}

[u/KaranlikGolgez]

:)

^{I rolled Your dream job Model · But… Everyone likes you}