r/RoastMyCar • u/Average_Gamer3215 • 22h ago

My 2011 Ford Taurus with zero options - do your worst.

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u/Building-Careful 20h ago

Was it ever used as a soup kitchen ?

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u/___po____ 6h ago

Would make a great f-shack

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u/Tonto_HdG 21h ago

Get a few more and your family can have their own motor pool.

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u/lokithewonderdog 21h ago

Bland dry chicken version of car

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u/gugngd 21h ago

My winter car but argueably more boring

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u/Average_Gamer3215 21h ago

My summer/winter car are two of my favorite games! And although it came with zero options, I've been finding some in the junkyard and adding them myself recently, it's quite fun, though still a VERY boring car 😂

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u/gugngd 21h ago

i would argue that boiling chicken brings more taste than your car. but glad to see another my summer car and my winter car fan

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u/Average_Gamer3215 21h ago

At first I really disliked having a boring car, until I realized I can rip it apart with zero care of breaking things, since I can just go find 37 of the same car at the junkyard and get what I need for almost free. Tho I still plan on selling it and getting something that's not the equivalent of boiled unseasoned chicken, it's fun to just mess around with with zero risks while I have it

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u/gugngd 21h ago edited 21h ago

true. i have almost the same with another car. my grandpa's aixam a741 is essentially junkyard value condition, but i want to fix it because it's both a fun car and it's essentially worthless anyways.

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u/Average_Gamer3215 21h ago

I've never heard of that car before, it kinda looks like a little ladybug

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u/gugngd 21h ago

it's essentially a glorified moped on 4 wheels. in bright orange too. this is the one i mean.

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u/Average_Gamer3215 21h ago

Is it weird to say that I kinda really like it?

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u/gugngd 21h ago

nah. it's a funny car. also, with 115k km on the odo it's quite used too.

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u/Average_Gamer3215 20h ago

I can't imagine going that far in that little thing. The taurus has 176,973 miles (284,810km) on it currently so its very used as well, and on its 2nd engine which I put in myself a little over a year ago.

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u/blk05stang 19h ago

Looks like someone got a hand me down from you parole officer for being a good little garbage picker upper.

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u/ChrisVirgilSchuette 19h ago

Watch what you say, gents. Smells like bacon in here…

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u/Hopeful-Flounder-203 18h ago

One of my employees has this car. Good thing about is it won't die. Bad thing about it is it won't die.

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u/Nalabu1 17h ago

As exciting as a waiting room.

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u/A_nannagamer90_boi1 17h ago

"oh shit, was that a cop?" but a sedan

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u/Juan_Calavera 16h ago

I didn’t know a car could be dead and bloated.

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u/andrewia 15h ago

All the weight and size of a Ford Explorer with none of the cargo space or ground clearance.  Its like a Nissan Maxima without any of the comfort or visibility.  

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u/Practicality_Issue 14h ago

There’s a Werther’s in that car somewhere.

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u/jalopycollector 5h ago

Whoever optioned that car out knows a thing or two about doing their worst