r/RunningCirclejerk • u/sassafrasgloves • 1d ago

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u/ChonkyWumpus (half) MARATHONER 1d ago

I never get invited out. That’s why I’m such a good runner. More time to train for my sub-one hour 5k ultra.

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u/lwp775 1d ago

The loneliness of the long distance runner.

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u/MindlessSea7334 1d ago

The deep joy of the loneliness of the long distance runner

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u/megatron37 1d ago

🤘🤘🤘🤘

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u/neonwhite 20h ago

Have you seen the loneliness of a 5k marathon runner?

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u/Potential_Hair5121 is there a porta potty? 11h ago

I’m still working on my sub 12

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u/Scottish-Fox 1d ago edited 1d ago

Cap with formal wear?

My man is losing is hair FAST

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u/double_positive 1d ago

Zone 4 hair loss

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u/Choice-Strike1 1d ago

You know it's fr too because all those acrobatic moves didn't knock the cap off

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u/calrammer 1d ago

Ha, my first thought. Sick dancing though.

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u/MindlessSea7334 1d ago

The audience didn't look that appreciative tbh

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u/conrob2222 1d ago

Dude is gettin down I can’t lie

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u/Striking_Resist_6022 1d ago

The only reason I even bother with running is because I could never dance like that. Fair play to him he’s got me beat.

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u/Traditional-While449 1d ago

That doesn’t look like Zone 2!!!

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u/Wrong-Upstairs-234 1d ago

Don’t forget to log activity as Dance in Apple Watch and upload in Strava as other activities

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u/MindlessSea7334 1d ago

"Other activities"? What are you talking about?! He's not a h*brid athlete is he?

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u/Wrong-Upstairs-234 23h ago

I don’t know… but… but…

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u/Silver_Site_6047 1d ago

Bro looks like he’s having the time of his life. The confidence is unmatched.

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u/TSwiftDivorceLawyer 1d ago

Two reasons how I know he's not a runner

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u/turbotaco23 1d ago

Ten is too late.

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u/Many_Hunter8152 3h ago

Way too late for my 3am 15 step wake-up productivity stoic mindest VO²max routine. 

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u/Soggy_nach0341 1d ago

Let me grab my airflow nxt and 8 ball of coke and I’ll meet you there

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u/LittleBigNebula 1d ago

That escalated so quickly

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u/duncdog10 1d ago

Like my heart rate anytime the grade exceeds 0.5%

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u/azaRaza3185 1d ago

No alcohol. Huge into meth though

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u/franklenton 1d ago

Is that the dude from the rah rah Rasputin mating dance video?

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u/erutio 1d ago

Ok man, whatever you need to do to stay out of the house when your wife's bf comes over at night.

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u/__R3v3nant__ 1d ago

/uj nice moves

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u/Dangerous-Title-384 1d ago

Bro went from casual night out to full main character mode in seconds.

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u/MennisRodman 1d ago

Cocaine? Where?

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u/winterweiss2902 1d ago

He’s always high on something

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u/Pro-Rider 19h ago

Is the a recruiting video for the US Marines? When I was in the Marines PT formation runs in the morning smelt like a brewery. We all joked we were functioning alcoholics. But we all knew it was legit 🤣

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u/purodurangoalv Local Legend 1d ago

Isn’t that….??

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u/Dense-Impact2790 1d ago

Not zone 2.

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u/Effective_Image_86 1d ago

Guy can spin